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#4041351 Check in on me leaving forums forever

Posted by DMD on 09 January 2015 - 04:57 PM

You know, that's not the only way you might be leaving the forums... just saying...

#4280113 Lesean McCoy Hamstring Injury

Posted by doobwaa on 20 October 2016 - 03:41 PM


ok, but when I fuck my wife for an hour, she doesn't expect it the next week again.


are you in a RBBC?


because unless you're splitting touches with someone I don't see why you couldn't repeat

#4235050 "The Outlaw"

Posted by the outlaw on 29 August 2016 - 09:37 PM

Appreciate the props, but I'm merely a mortal, middle-aged man who sits at a desk and computer entirely too much during the day... ;)

#4042771 Bears HC rumors/news

Posted by BA Baracus on 15 January 2015 - 12:13 PM

Lol @ Taz using logic and facts to explain something to diphonda iTWIT...

Taz - You need to focus on using more emoticons and baseless claims if you want this truckstick to comprehend.

Your post in his language would go something like this:

Mariotta is good but not sliced bread and bears need jam and peanut butter and ham and cheese. Cutler's money is a big number but blows so bears are in a rocking chair with Romo.

:fishy: :rofl: :lol:

Other teams take QB's first and not many this year. :bag:

More QB's next year for bears. Bears win 11 games with no Cutler. Andrew Luck is a big hairy man who I love with all my pimples. Puberty is hard because of all the masturbation.

Check in on Bears drafting for defense to not suck.

:fishy: :fishy:

The stink bait Winston is no good. Mariotta will cause a team to win 12 games next year because he is a great Hawaiian god man who I love like Luck.

:rofl: :sick:

Check in on things I said are all correct. Prove my wrongs. I like Dallas but hate them here.

#3842121 (Somewhat) bold predictions for the 2013 Fantasy season

Posted by TNtitans on 29 August 2013 - 10:04 AM

AxElf will win 572 Yahoo championships with a total combined payout of $120.

#4252651 Something cool happened

Posted by Shorttynaz on 20 September 2016 - 03:58 PM


Add to it the fact that we (wife and I) were in Vegas this weekend and saw Purple Reign the night before the game.  Crazy!

Ha - last time I was in Vegas I hit the jackpot, however it wasn't $$ that I won.  9 months after we returned we had our first daughter.  Haven't been to Vegas since cause I have living proof that what happens in Vegas doesn't always stay in Vegas.. 


She's now 7.  We've since had another 'surprise' in which is now 18 months old.  5.5 years apart and in those 5.5 years we forgot EVERYTHING.  Our youngest came along and my wife and I were both like she's crying.  WTF do we do now?? 

#4228715 Annual "I will not draft... list"

Posted by michaelredd9 on 16 August 2016 - 02:55 PM

Give me your tired, your poor, 
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, 
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. 
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed, to me: 
I lift my lamp beside the golden door.


I'll draft drug addicts, wife-beaters, racists, homophobes, cheaters (looking at you Tom Brady), murderers, husbands of supermodels (looking at you, Tom Brady), roid-mongers and even Donald Trump supporters (looking at you, Tom Brady).  There is a bit of added risk for sure.  Le'Veon probably has a 5% chance of getting another suspension during this season.  I will adjust accordingly.  His risk of recidivism knocks him from number 10 on my board to number 11 on my board (still a first-rounder).

#4142199 Hope y'all have high waiver priority .

Posted by gilthorp on 01 November 2015 - 02:26 PM

FAB is the only was to do free agents. Waiting in line based on record is pretty dumb. 

#4107631 When people say "my team is in my signature"

Posted by rajncajn on 25 September 2015 - 10:31 PM

Better question, why does anybody think we care about their team?

Almost as annoying as the trophy case sig.

#3982001 Torrey Smith?

Posted by MTSuper7 on 22 September 2014 - 09:52 PM

Yes. Because it's virtually impossible for him to get fewer looks.

#3972774 Trade Veto Story: Am I Being Unreasonable?

Posted by Grits and Shins on 12 September 2014 - 01:31 AM

I didn't read it all ... but allow league wide votes on trades is silly. I am not interested in having a bunch of other guys manage my team for me. When you allow vote you get these messes.

#3958196 Le'Veon Bell and LeGarrette Blount arrested

Posted by Scorcher on 20 August 2014 - 08:00 PM

The police in that town must be avid FFB players since they have already handcuffed Bell and Blount.

#4147491 Attention Greg Hardy Appologists

Posted by Grits and Shins on 06 November 2015 - 03:15 PM

I didn't look at the pictures because I don't really care. You want to take one criminal out of the NFL, you have to take em all out and then we'd be stuck with like 6 teams playing each other for 16 weeks.

What caught my eye was the "Appologists" in the title. As in some one who studies Apps. Thought there might be a job opportunity in Apple or Samsung


That is a very disturbing and sad attitude.  I am all for taking all the criminals out of the NFL even if that meant a decline in the quality of the product provided.  We should hold them to a higher standard than one that says as long as you can perform on the field you are forgiven for your off the field activities.

#4090882 Breakout tight ends... who do you got?

Posted by MustOfBeenDrunk on 08 September 2015 - 11:42 AM

Aaron Hernandez  ( Breaks out )   :thinking:    

#4081117 Any bad picks in your league?

Posted by Big Country on 21 August 2015 - 05:20 PM

Worst pick I've seen happened in the Superbowl on a pass from the 1 yard line.

#4040778 Is it hate? Jealousy?

Posted by Seahawks21 on 06 January 2015 - 07:54 PM

Hate for the most obnoxious fan base on the planet. Haven't won a thing in 25 years and still puff their chest out like they're more important than everybody else.

#4040252 Detroit/Dallas Game Thread

Posted by CaptainHook on 04 January 2015 - 08:37 PM

Just say, "We really got away with one there" or "We really dodged a bullet." Defending it is just laughable.

#3976167 People complaining about the Harvin TD.

Posted by whomper on 16 September 2014 - 10:30 AM

Fantasy football is a cruel evil bitch. If they dont have the stomach for injustices and flukiness they should not be playing

#3889469 Thoughts on Incognito bullying Martin...

Posted by keggerz on 04 November 2013 - 02:19 PM

I posted this on twitter, "Everyone & I mean everyone, is entitled to work in a harassment free environment. No matter how big or tough they are.

#3944072 The 3.14 draft pick "decoupling"

Posted by scoop55 on 04 June 2014 - 10:57 PM

So, I'm sitting in my basement looking at my "white eraser board" that I mounted on the wall specifically for this draft while eyeing my last pick of 3.14 coming closer and closer.

I debated hard on at my 3.09 pick whether to take WR Brandon Coleman (a coveted player for me and somewhat sleeper and tandem to my 1.03 Cooks pick) or take a needed QB for depth. Need ruled out and I went with QB Savage as a potential starter as early as late this season or perhaps next season.

Coleman was key though....He's the guy I wanted. Yet, I reasoned that if I didn't get Coleman.....another QB and WR I wanted were still out there and they would be consolation prizes I could live with.

I figured...oh well, I'll take the chance he'll fall to 3.14, my next pick.

3.10 Rhinos picks RB Storm Johnson.
3.11 Monkey picks RB Marion Grice
3.12 Phantom picks WR John Brown
3.13 Vanquish picks WR Shaq Evans

PERFECT. Not one of my circled picks went there. It was beautiful. Freakin Aye!!!!!!

Then something happened. As I was about to take my guy Coleman and complete my perfect draft.....Dave (Jaws't Win) jumps online......immediately chatting that he's up for trading some "late or future late picks for any of the next few picks.......

So my mind wandered. And I wavered off my "plan". I shot him a private chat comment about garnering his next pick plus my 4th and 5th rounders back for 2015.

I surmised that if I trade my pick, I could get his next pick this draft (4.05, just 8 picks later) and garner my late picks for next year. I rationalized that if I did this, my earlier trade with Jaws on moving up to the 1.03 pick (Cooks) would essentially just cost me a 2nd rounder next year and $8 DAD bucks. Pretty good deal, no?

I wasn't really thinking thru it though, because Dave had also made a private comment that he couldn't possibly use all of next year's picks....but I was already hooked on my idea. I probably could have gotten those picks without selling mine.

So I did the deal. After all, I still had my eye on 3 players. What are the chances they would all go in the next 8 picks???

3.14 JAWS picks QB Mettenberger.....no worries, that wasn't my target QB.
3.15 Berlin picks WR Norwood......nope, not either of my WR's.
3.16 Mud picks RB Taliaferro.....freakin awesome.

I've got 5 picks ahead of me....and 3 guys I would take, including my man WR Coleman are still there. And Monkey's picks have been off my radar for 3 days....I wasn't really worried about him.

Ever just know things aren't going to work out in a "moment"??????

4.01.....Casino drafts WR Huff......ouch. But no worries. He was my #2 of the 3 players.
4.02.....Vesper drafts QB Thomas....ouch......but it made sense, because he's got an aging Palmer on his roster about to retire. He was my #3 guy.

And then I text DieNasty (befitting name now) on whether he would "sell" that pick. But I had spent most of Monkey's DAD$ he gave me from trading my 1.08 pick who he later traded to Brentastic to move up to earlier 2nd and 3rd round picks.

I was worried, but I reasoned......really scoop, what are the chances Gamebreaker will take your guy????

I could almost hear his voice as time was running out when he texted "going, going...."

Even then, Gamebreaker still gave me a last shot to pull the trigger on a trade.... asking "Should I go ahead and pick?"

I balked....and alas, I just told him to pick away.

And the rest is history.....

Moral of the story.....TAKE YOUR GUY IF HE'S THERE AND YOU'RE UP!

****** My apologies for the long read.