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#4041351 Check in on me leaving forums forever

Posted by DMD on 09 January 2015 - 04:57 PM

You know, that's not the only way you might be leaving the forums... just saying...


#4042771 Bears HC rumors/news

Posted by BA Baracus on 15 January 2015 - 12:13 PM

Lol @ Taz using logic and facts to explain something to diphonda iTWIT...

Taz - You need to focus on using more emoticons and baseless claims if you want this truckstick to comprehend.

Your post in his language would go something like this:

Mariotta is good but not sliced bread and bears need jam and peanut butter and ham and cheese. Cutler's money is a big number but blows so bears are in a rocking chair with Romo.

:fishy: :rofl: :lol:

Other teams take QB's first and not many this year. :bag:

More QB's next year for bears. Bears win 11 games with no Cutler. Andrew Luck is a big hairy man who I love with all my pimples. Puberty is hard because of all the masturbation.

Check in on Bears drafting for defense to not suck.

:fishy: :fishy:

The stink bait Winston is no good. Mariotta will cause a team to win 12 games next year because he is a great Hawaiian god man who I love like Luck.

:rofl: :sick:

Check in on things I said are all correct. Prove my wrongs. I like Dallas but hate them here.


#3842121 (Somewhat) bold predictions for the 2013 Fantasy season

Posted by TNtitans on 29 August 2013 - 10:04 AM

AxElf will win 572 Yahoo championships with a total combined payout of $120.


#3982001 Torrey Smith?

Posted by MTSuper7 on 22 September 2014 - 09:52 PM

Yes. Because it's virtually impossible for him to get fewer looks.


#3972774 Trade Veto Story: Am I Being Unreasonable?

Posted by Grits and Shins on 12 September 2014 - 01:31 AM

I didn't read it all ... but allow league wide votes on trades is silly. I am not interested in having a bunch of other guys manage my team for me. When you allow vote you get these messes.


#3958196 Le'Veon Bell and LeGarrette Blount arrested

Posted by Scorcher on 20 August 2014 - 08:00 PM

The police in that town must be avid FFB players since they have already handcuffed Bell and Blount.


#4081117 Any bad picks in your league?

Posted by Big Country on 21 August 2015 - 05:20 PM

Worst pick I've seen happened in the Superbowl on a pass from the 1 yard line.




#4040778 Is it hate? Jealousy?

Posted by Seahawks21 on 06 January 2015 - 07:54 PM

Hate for the most obnoxious fan base on the planet. Haven't won a thing in 25 years and still puff their chest out like they're more important than everybody else.


#4040252 Detroit/Dallas Game Thread

Posted by CaptainHook on 04 January 2015 - 08:37 PM

Just say, "We really got away with one there" or "We really dodged a bullet." Defending it is just laughable.


#3976167 People complaining about the Harvin TD.

Posted by whomper on 16 September 2014 - 10:30 AM

Fantasy football is a cruel evil bitch. If they dont have the stomach for injustices and flukiness they should not be playing


#3889469 Thoughts on Incognito bullying Martin...

Posted by keggerz on 04 November 2013 - 02:19 PM

I posted this on twitter, "Everyone & I mean everyone, is entitled to work in a harassment free environment. No matter how big or tough they are.


#4072818 Reggie Wayne will play for...

Posted by Tripleshot on 18 July 2015 - 11:29 PM

Wow! Big news there Triple. I hope everything continues to go well for you and the kids and that it works out positively for you in the end.


It is already working out positively. Recovery has everything to do with your perspective. It wasn't my choice, but it is my choice to look forward instead of backward. Even so, I'm naming all of my fantasy teams this year the Audulterous Sluts or some variation thereof. :brow:


#4025013 Cowboys KoolAid, Who wants a cup?

Posted by whomper on 24 November 2014 - 12:45 PM

:lol: Where is Cowboyz today? I can't wait to hear the kool-aid drunken rant again.


He is at the hospital. His erection lasted more than 4 hours


#4022819 Is this cheating?

Posted by Savage Beatings on 20 November 2014 - 10:20 AM

Yes. It is called collusion. It is blatant cheating and should not be allowed. Pretty amazing that you can't get 50% of your owners to see this very obvious situation. Hell they are admitting it, and actually seem to be proud of it. Definitely needs to be dealt with immediately. If not, you need to walk.


#3973026 Trade Veto Story: Am I Being Unreasonable?

Posted by Big Country on 12 September 2014 - 10:54 AM

Clearly the only fair solution is for you to sleep with his wife/significant other.


#3944072 The 3.14 draft pick "decoupling"

Posted by scoop55 on 04 June 2014 - 10:57 PM

So, I'm sitting in my basement looking at my "white eraser board" that I mounted on the wall specifically for this draft while eyeing my last pick of 3.14 coming closer and closer.

I debated hard on at my 3.09 pick whether to take WR Brandon Coleman (a coveted player for me and somewhat sleeper and tandem to my 1.03 Cooks pick) or take a needed QB for depth. Need ruled out and I went with QB Savage as a potential starter as early as late this season or perhaps next season.

Coleman was key though....He's the guy I wanted. Yet, I reasoned that if I didn't get Coleman.....another QB and WR I wanted were still out there and they would be consolation prizes I could live with.

I figured...oh well, I'll take the chance he'll fall to 3.14, my next pick.

3.10 Rhinos picks RB Storm Johnson.
3.11 Monkey picks RB Marion Grice
3.12 Phantom picks WR John Brown
3.13 Vanquish picks WR Shaq Evans

PERFECT. Not one of my circled picks went there. It was beautiful. Freakin Aye!!!!!!

Then something happened. As I was about to take my guy Coleman and complete my perfect draft.....Dave (Jaws't Win) jumps online......immediately chatting that he's up for trading some "late or future late picks for any of the next few picks.......

So my mind wandered. And I wavered off my "plan". I shot him a private chat comment about garnering his next pick plus my 4th and 5th rounders back for 2015.

I surmised that if I trade my pick, I could get his next pick this draft (4.05, just 8 picks later) and garner my late picks for next year. I rationalized that if I did this, my earlier trade with Jaws on moving up to the 1.03 pick (Cooks) would essentially just cost me a 2nd rounder next year and $8 DAD bucks. Pretty good deal, no?

I wasn't really thinking thru it though, because Dave had also made a private comment that he couldn't possibly use all of next year's picks....but I was already hooked on my idea. I probably could have gotten those picks without selling mine.

So I did the deal. After all, I still had my eye on 3 players. What are the chances they would all go in the next 8 picks???

3.14 JAWS picks QB Mettenberger.....no worries, that wasn't my target QB.
3.15 Berlin picks WR Norwood......nope, not either of my WR's.
3.16 Mud picks RB Taliaferro.....freakin awesome.

I've got 5 picks ahead of me....and 3 guys I would take, including my man WR Coleman are still there. And Monkey's picks have been off my radar for 3 days....I wasn't really worried about him.

Ever just know things aren't going to work out in a "moment"??????

4.01.....Casino drafts WR Huff......ouch. But no worries. He was my #2 of the 3 players.
4.02.....Vesper drafts QB Thomas....ouch......but it made sense, because he's got an aging Palmer on his roster about to retire. He was my #3 guy.

And then I text DieNasty (befitting name now) on whether he would "sell" that pick. But I had spent most of Monkey's DAD$ he gave me from trading my 1.08 pick who he later traded to Brentastic to move up to earlier 2nd and 3rd round picks.

I was worried, but I reasoned......really scoop, what are the chances Gamebreaker will take your guy????

I could almost hear his voice as time was running out when he texted "going, going...."

Even then, Gamebreaker still gave me a last shot to pull the trigger on a trade.... asking "Should I go ahead and pick?"

I balked....and alas, I just told him to pick away.

And the rest is history.....

Moral of the story.....TAKE YOUR GUY IF HE'S THERE AND YOU'RE UP!


****** My apologies for the long read.


#4064806 La'el Collins

Posted by gilthorp on 08 May 2015 - 07:16 AM

The season now is definitely just a formality.


#4035615 TNF? No reason to bash but......

Posted by BA Baracus on 18 December 2014 - 10:21 AM

I think I'd rather watch Pride and Prejudice with my wife than watch this week's Thursday Night Game. That alone should tell you how bad the matchup is.


Crappy TNF games are a good time to score wife points.

Wife: Isn't there football on tonight?
Me: Yes honey, but I'd rather spend the evening with you.









Wife: It must be a hondaty game and you're trying to score Wife points...humph

Me: Goddamnit


#3942238 Quarrel (Brentastic) Limited Access to Email etc...

Posted by itsALLaboutME on 27 May 2014 - 05:57 PM

Did he just publicly announce a Friday night threesome with scoop and gamebreaker? I feel we should keep an eye out for "collusion"


Rather have collusion then a sex tape!


#3889010 Thoughts on Incognito bullying Martin...

Posted by Tripleshot on 03 November 2013 - 02:48 PM

I was walking my 10 year old daughter into school when anothet girl started calling her weirdo(my daughter has OCD). Before I knew what happened, I had grabbed the bully girl's Hello Kitty hairband, thrown it on the ground and stomped on it. Then I told her Santa was not real and it was really her parents giving the presents. When the bully girl started crying, I became aware of what I had just done out of anger/primal parental protection. Not having any Kleenex or a handkerchief to give her I ran away and hid in my minivan, while my daughter laughed at the bully girl and said "owned".