1stimer Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 Hey all, I don't post much in this forum but got an email with the following jokes ... midly hughmorous. 1. What does the average University of Michigan player get on his SATs? Drool. 2. What do you get when you put 32 West Virginia cheerleaders in one room? A full set of teeth. 3. How do you get a Florida State graduate off your porch? Pay him for the pizza. 4. How do you know if an Alabama football player has a girlfriend? There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup. 5. Why is the Indiana football team like an opossum? Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road. 6. What are the longest three years of a Miami (FL) football player's life? His freshman year. 7. How many Oklahoma freshmen does it take to change a light bulb? None. That's a sophomore course. 8. Where was O.J. headed in the white Bronco? Durham, North Carolina. He knew that the police would never look at Duke for a Heisman Trophy winner. 9. Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color? You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theeohiostate Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 The last one has to be the best , unless your a Vols fan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RakeFighter Posted November 18, 2005 Share Posted November 18, 2005 The last one has to be the best , unless your a Vols fan. 1155299[/snapback] Lol, BOO to that last one. Go Vols! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donutrun Jellies Posted November 18, 2005 Share Posted November 18, 2005 This was good. And toooo close to being true in many instances ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JWP 45 Posted November 19, 2005 Share Posted November 19, 2005 Why do Washington State Univ. Graduates put their degree on the back of their car? So they can park in the handicapped Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted November 19, 2005 Share Posted November 19, 2005 This is gold , i tell ya , Gold ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JWP 45 Posted November 19, 2005 Share Posted November 19, 2005 What's the first thing a girl from Washington State does in the morning? Walks home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 My personal favorite (which admittedly loses something being written as opposed to told) is that the "N" on the Cornhusker's helmet stands for "knowledge." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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