Bonehand Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 It’s been an awesome Steeler season, you’re feeling fat & sassy The Pittsburgh defense is stellar, and Coach Cowher is classy. Rothlesberger comes up clutch in every big game It feels like they’re the champions, in all but name The opening spread is released, Steelers favored by four And the AFC is superior, so we all know the score. But what is this blue shadow that creeps ‘cross the land? It’s the specter of the Seahawks & their mighty 12th Man! The Seattle Seahawks face Pittsburgh in Superbowl XL And they will turn Detroit into the Steeler fans’ own circle of hell. The pain that’s inflicted, as Hass completes pass after pass Will have Porter reflecting fondly on the cap popped in his ass So confident am I that the Hawks D will confuse & befuddle That I’m calling you out: The poet laureate of The Huddle Do you dare put up your sigline against the terror of the Northwest? Can you stand to sport the avatar of the NFC’s Best? I humbly await your reply… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kpholmes Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 I like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gdawg Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 Not bad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonorator Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 a call out in poem? what's next ... a beat down with feathers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menudo Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 It’s been an awesome Steeler season, you’re feeling fat & sassyThe Pittsburgh defense is stellar, and Coach Cowher is classy. Rothlesberger comes up clutch in every big game It feels like they’re the champions, in all but name The opening spread is released, Steelers favored by four And the AFC is superior, so we all know the score. But what is this blue shadow that creeps ‘cross the land? It’s the specter of the Seahawks & their mighty 12th Man! The Seattle Seahawks face Pittsburgh in Superbowl XL And they will turn Detroit into the Steeler fans’ own circle of hell. The pain that’s inflicted, as Hass completes pass after pass Will have Porter reflecting fondly on the cap popped in his ass So confident am I that the Hawks D will confuse & befuddle That I’m calling you out: The poet laureate of The Huddle Do you dare put up your sigline against the terror of the Northwest? Can you stand to sport the avatar of the NFC’s Best? I humbly await your reply… 1283402[/snapback] Poems are for faaaaags !!!!! I would answer you in poetry form, but I stopped righting poems before the winning streak, and, as many of you know, I am very superstitious. As for your sig / avatar bet, I'm willing to do that. It is the Super Bowl !!!. Give me some time, and I'll set up an organized Sig / Avatar bet. Good work on the poem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 My new trash talking Motto..."Kill em with showtunes" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexgaddis Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 Isn't it strange that both teams begin with the letter "S"... "S"teelers "S"eahawks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheezhed Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 Isn't it strange that both teams begin with the letter "S"... "S"teelers "S"eahawks 1283457[/snapback] they both end in "s" too......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 Isn't it strange that both teams begin with the letter "S"... "S"teelers "S"eahawks 1283457[/snapback] One is on the East Coast and one is one the West Coast. Must be some kind of NFL conspiracy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brewer Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 I take it that you visited fantasy cafe and were inspired? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gdawg Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 a call out in poem? what's next ... a beat down with feathers? 1283430[/snapback] Dont laugh, it's already an epidemic in France Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonehand Posted January 23, 2006 Author Share Posted January 23, 2006 My new trash talking Motto..."Kill em with showtunes" 1283450[/snapback] ...Not that there's anything wrong with that. But I'm comfortable in my masculanity, and you're talking out your hat! Stop me before I rhyme again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 My new trash talking Motto..."Kill em with showtunes" 1283450[/snapback] Edelweiss......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 My new trash talking Motto..."Kill em with showtunes" 1283450[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skylive5 Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 Isn't it strange that both teams begin with the letter "S"... "S"teelers "S"eahawks 1283457[/snapback] they both end in "s" too......... 1283464[/snapback] Coincidence? I think not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duchess Jack Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 Stop that rhyming now, I mean it!!! ....Anybody want a peanut? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easy n Dirty Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 Stop that rhyming now, I mean it!!! ....Anybody want a peanut? 1283538[/snapback] He does not mean any harm... He is very short on charm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gdawg Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 He does not mean any harm... He is very short on charm 1283557[/snapback] I do not like these poems, man. I do not like them, Sam I am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonehand Posted January 23, 2006 Author Share Posted January 23, 2006 He does not mean any harm... He is very short on charm 1283557[/snapback] "You have quite a gift for rhyme" "Yes, Yes, some of the time" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 ...Not that there's anything wrong with that.But I'm comfortable in my masculanity, and you're talking out your hat! Stop me before I rhyme again! 1283483[/snapback] The poem was actually good . I couldnt pass up the joke opportunity though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zooty Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 Isn't it strange that both teams begin with the letter "S"... "S"teelers "S"eahawks 1283457[/snapback] Inconceivable! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 Isn't it strange that both teams begin with the letter "S"... "S"teelers "S"eahawks 1283457[/snapback] Both kickers' names start with "J". In fact, all four kickers' names in the AFC/NFC championship games started with "J". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 Ben Roth vacations in Nantucket And I believe Menudo would Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
junebugz Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 Inconceivable! 1283602[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
major-tom Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 The pain that’s inflicted, as Hass completes pass after passWill have Porter reflecting fondly on the cap popped in his ass 1283402[/snapback] nice work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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