Menudo Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 A wave of animal cruelty has the World Wildlife Federation up in arms. On the first day of this new year a Lion was found viciously mauled. A week later, a bengaled tiger was discovered horribly beaten. While the lion only had fresh wounds, the tiger appears to have been suffering regular beatings for years. Just seven days after that a horse, a colt, was found battered. People at the scene said it kept muttering something about not getting enough protection. Hours ago Denver authorities found another horse, a bronco wandering the streets. The horse was not physically injured, but quite dazed and confused. When asked about the incident, the hapless horse said "I was at home and everything was fine. I was about to feed my pet snake and he started choking and screaming about some sort of terrible towel following it around. " Rumor is that the next victim will be some sort of bird. A Seahawk. All of the victims report trying to peek behind a giant steel curtain shortly before their incidents. I give this warning to all animals out there. Peek behind a steel curtain, get hit by THE BUS. GO STEELERS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinersIn2006! Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 A wave of animal cruelty has the World Wildlife Federation up in arms. On the first day of this new year a Lion was found viciously mauled. A week later, a bengaled tiger was discovered horribly beaten. While the lion only had fresh wounds, the tiger appears to have been suffering regular beatings for years. Just seven days after that a horse, a colt, was found battered. People at the scene said it kept muttering something about not getting enough protection. Hours ago Denver authorities found another horse, a bronco wandering the streets. The horse was not physically injured, but quite dazed and confused. When asked about the incident, the hapless horse said "I was at home and everything was fine. I was about to feed my pet snake and he started choking and screaming about some sort of terrible towel following it around. " Rumor is that the next victim will be some sort of bird. A Seahawk. All of the victims report trying to peek behind a giant steel curtain shortly before their incidents. I give this warning to all animals out there. Peek behind a steel curtain, get hit by THE BUS. GO STEELERS! 1289997[/snapback] You had me going for a second!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 As a PETA member, I find nothing amusing about joking about animal cruelty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJoTheWebToedBoy Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 Wow, a Menudo/Steelers thread. Ya don't see these very often Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 16 of the topics on the first page of this forum are Steelers-related. Not Super Bowl, just Steelers. Yes, I know they're in the Super Bowl. But good lord, enough is enough. This is bordering on UglyTuna annoyance level. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H8tank Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 How 'bout them Jaguars? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menudo Posted January 26, 2006 Author Share Posted January 26, 2006 16 of the topics on the first page of this forum are Steelers-related. Not Super Bowl, just Steelers. Yes, I know they're in the Super Bowl. But good lord, enough is enough. This is bordering on UglyTuna annoyance level. 1290011[/snapback] C'mon Darin, lighten up....... it will all be over soon..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 As a PETA member, I find nothing amusing about joking about animal cruelty. 1290009[/snapback] You are not a PETA member Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 it will all be over soon..... 1290019[/snapback] Hopefully. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJoTheWebToedBoy Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 16 of the topics on the first page of this forum are Steelers-related. Not Super Bowl, just Steelers. Yes, I know they're in the Super Bowl. But good lord, enough is enough. This is bordering on UglyTuna annoyance level. 1290011[/snapback] C'mon Darin, lighten up....... it will all be over soon..... 1290019[/snapback] Not if they win..... then we have the entire off-season for Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menudo Posted January 26, 2006 Author Share Posted January 26, 2006 You are not a PETA member 1290023[/snapback] Dude, you crack me up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squeegiebo Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 16 of the topics on the first page of this forum are Steelers-related. Not Super Bowl, just Steelers. Yes, I know they're in the Super Bowl. But good lord, enough is enough. This is bordering on UglyTuna annoyance level. 1290011[/snapback] Yeah, 16 topics started by like 12 different posters. Quit being so f-ing bitter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 Yeah, 16 topics started by like 12 different posters. Quit being so f-ing bitter. 1290032[/snapback] Squeegie has lesbo love for the poem writer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squeegiebo Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 Squeegie has lesbo love for the poem writer. 1290035[/snapback] Steelers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menudo Posted January 26, 2006 Author Share Posted January 26, 2006 Did I finally figure it out ? Steelers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 (edited) Steelers 1290040[/snapback] Squeegie --> Menudo --> In a little game of stink finger. Edited January 26, 2006 by Hugh 0ne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonorator Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 (edited) In what appears to be a brutal act of senseless violence and cruelty to animals, police discovered a rare breed of parrot pounded into a barely recognizable mound of bird flesh. the rare fowl, called a menudo for its big beak and fat a$$, resided at an apartment complex called the huddle. when asked by investigators, the residents of the huddle could not ID the killers, but they did provide evidence for a motive. "the freakin' bird would never shut up," said a tenant who preferred not to be identified. "i don't know who killed it, but i'm glad the loud mouthed basturd is dead," said mrs. o'reilly, the 96 year old landlady of the establishment. police have closed their investigation, at this point calling the brutal killing a justifiable homicide. Edited January 26, 2006 by tonorator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJoTheWebToedBoy Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 PETA = People Eating Tasty Animals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menudo Posted January 26, 2006 Author Share Posted January 26, 2006 In what appears to be a brutal act of senseless violence and cruelty to animals, police discovered a rare breed of parrot pounded into a barely recognizable mound of bird flesh. the rare fowl, called a menudo for its big beak and fat a$$, resided at an apartment complex called the huddle. when asked by investigators, the residents of the huddle could not ID the killers, but they did provide evidence for a motive. "the freakin' bird would never shut up," said a tenant who preferred not to be identified. "i don't know who killed it, but i'm glad the loud mouthed basturd is dead," said mrs. o'reilly, the 96 year old landlady of the establishment. police have closed their investigation, at this point calling the brutal killing an "act for the common good." 1290044[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squeegiebo Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 Squeegie --> Menudo --> In a little game of stink finger. 1290042[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJoTheWebToedBoy Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 Squeegie --> Menudo --> In a little game of stink finger. 1290042[/snapback] I think we have a new contestant for "Best Use of a Smilies" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 Squeegie --> Menudo --> In a little game of stink finger. 1290042[/snapback] Stinkfinger is an AtomicCEO alias. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menudo Posted January 26, 2006 Author Share Posted January 26, 2006 In what appears to be a brutal act of senseless violence and cruelty to animals, police discovered a rare breed of parrot pounded into a barely recognizable mound of bird flesh. the rare fowl, called a menudo for its big beak and fat a$$, resided at an apartment complex called the huddle. when asked by investigators, the residents of the huddle could not ID the killers, but they did provide evidence for a motive. "the freakin' bird would never shut up," said a tenant who preferred not to be identified. "i don't know who killed it, but i'm glad the loud mouthed basturd is dead," said mrs. o'reilly, the 96 year old landlady of the establishment. police have closed their investigation, at this point calling the brutal killing an "act for the common good." 1290044[/snapback] That was KNEE-slapping funny. Seriously, I let out A Clown Laugh with that one. Major Clown Laugh there. I might have torn something in my ribcage, I laughed so much. Next thing you know, Kimo Von Oelhoffen will roll on into my office and start telling jokes. O.k., I admit it, that was pretty bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooGie Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 police have closed their investigation, at this point calling the brutal killing an "act for the common good." 1290044[/snapback] justifiable homicide woulda been funnier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 I think we have a new contestant for "Best Use of a Smilies" 1290056[/snapback] It's not an original, someone used it in the tailgate a while back, don't remember who. Big John, a little help? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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