rajncajn Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 Brushback Mock Draft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. Ryan Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMD Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 They have Jay Cutler going to two teams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 They have Jay Cutler going to two teams. 1406474[/snapback] And Greenway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. Ryan Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 They have Jay Cutler going to two teams. 1406474[/snapback] Yes, Greenway too... read the commentary, its hilarious..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gdawg Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 (edited) 1406459[/snapback] Cuz its really, really ghey Edited April 6, 2006 by Gdawg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menudo Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 The Lions have a lot of holes that need to be filled here. Safety Michael Huff would be the safe choice. Actually the safe choice would be packing up the team, driving it to the east coast and dumping the whole thing in the Atlantic ocean. Then again, there’s a chance someone could still find it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiss Cheezhead Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 The Broncos will probably take Sinorice Moss here, which means they’ll have a receiver named Sinorice Moss and one named Ashley Lelie. And one named Rod Smith. That’s not a receiving corp. That’s a threesome in a porn movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 Funny Stuff! The Bucs need somebody large to protect quarterback Chris Simms here. I suggest my girlfriend. Honey, seriously: this is a gentle reminder that you need to cut down on the Cherry Garcia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menudo Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 The Chiefs need a defender who understands the concept of wrestling the ball carrier to the ground in order to prevent touchdowns. It’s an old technique but it’s been proven effective. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajncajn Posted April 6, 2006 Author Share Posted April 6, 2006 (edited) Dwight Freeney is great at getting to the quarterback even on running plays when the QB doesn’t have the ball and the running back is jogging into the end zone laughing hysterically at his good fortune. They should draft a run stopper here. The Steelers may be looking to replace Antwaan Randle El here, but they’ll be hard pressed to find someone as overrated. Redskins, for $11.5 million up front, you get about 2 or 3 big plays a year and a whole lot of running around in circles. Amazing that such a cost-conscious team would make such a move. Edited April 6, 2006 by rajncajn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hosler427 Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 The ‘experts’ say the Rams will use this draft to shore up their defense, but consider this: the Rams are stupid. LOL....this is too funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kpholmes Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 Ravens 13 C Nick Mangold Ohio State SR The Ravens would be wise to pick a smart, heady type of player here and try him out as head coach. I love this, hillarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 So this isn't for real? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riffraff Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 They have Jay Cutler going to two teams. 1406474[/snapback] Titans Jay Cutler is the consensus choice here. Not only did he have a losing record in college, he can bench press a lot. Raiders They should take Jay Cutler here. I don’t care if he’s already been taken. He’s that good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seattle LawDawg Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 12 QB Travis Lulay Montana St SR The Browns need some insurance at quarterback and the could do a lot worse than Montana State QB Travis Lulay. His numbers weren’t great in college, but he has toughness and intensity to burn. He’s a really cool guy, too. My friend used to go out with his sister. nice. they might want to consider drafting cutler again, though. not only did he have a losing record in college, he can bench press a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 So this isn't for real? 1406579[/snapback] Real but tongue in cheek. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riffraff Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 So this isn't for real? 1406579[/snapback] No mock draft is real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajncajn Posted April 6, 2006 Author Share Posted April 6, 2006 Real but tongue in cheek. 1406710[/snapback] He's got two players going twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nogohawk Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 Good stuff! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd1 Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 No Mario Williams? 5 QB's in the 1st round? Lendale #4?? Is he on crack? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 No Mario Williams? 5 QB's in the 1st round? Lendale #4?? Is he on crack? 1406871[/snapback] psst.... reading the post proves that this is a mock of a mock draft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarryTheRock Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 I think people are missing out on the fact the guy is trying to be funny. The commentary in the first pick should tell you not to take any of it seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexgaddis Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 Trying? I think he succeded in being funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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