yo mama Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 Raging party, bad beer. I threw up then shortly after I made out with a cute junior Those were the days. Do you remember his name? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brentastic Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 Do you remember his name? Chris or Pat, I can't remember. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
proninja Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 Boddington's Pub Ale :X Â I don't understand why Michelob Ultra is on that list. It doesn't taste like anything, how can it taste bad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 Boddington's Pub Ale :X Â I don't understand why Michelob Ultra is on that list. It doesn't taste like anything, how can it taste bad? Â You pan Boddington's, but not "ultra?" You sure those taste buds of yours are working? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 I remembered a very special beer. I don't know if it's worse than Golden Anniversary... but it was bad. Â Midnight run from Ridgefield, CT into New York for beer... and they came back with 2 cases of: Schaffer Ice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 OB beer........steppped off transport plane in Korea walked off flight line that felt like 150 degrees, dyin for a beer,1st sergeant hands me a warm OB (local brew) only other beer to be found was that other crap in a green bottle Heinni Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
proninja Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 You pan Boddington's, but not "ultra?" You sure those taste buds of yours are working? Â "ultra" has no flavor. It sucks. It is, however, less offensive than the Boddington's swill. Â And yes, I'm quite sure the taste buds are working, but thanks for your concern. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 why is Heineken not on that list? pure piss. Â Â Couldn't agree more. I'd have to already be drunk to stomach one of those again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whoopazz Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 Coors light is beer? Â Got to mention Genny and Schlitz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untateve Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 I had never seen this thread. Â IMO, there are very few beers that tast bad (Foster's comes to mind). However, there are many that simply lack any flavor or character. I guess if the primary reason one drinks is to get drunk, then it really doesn't matter what you drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 Moose Head is more like Moose Piss. Never had one that isn't completely skunky, it's awful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgemoe Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 why is Heineken not on that list? pure piss. Â Â Â Â Couldn't agree more. I'd have to already be drunk to stomach one of those again. Â Â In definate agreement. I'll also add the 6 cans of Amstel Light I have in the beer fridge. Pop the tab, clear the room. Worse smell than gutting a pheasant on the kitchen floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampnuts Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 Anybody from the Northwest will have to agree that Olympia is downright horrible. Â Oly, Schmidt, Ranier, Heidelburg, Hamms, Stohs, and Coors all suck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 Â Couldn't agree more. I'd have to already be drunk to stomach one of those again. Â I agree, Heinie tastes like stale urine. Â Moose Head is more like Moose Piss. Never had one that isn't completely skunky, it's awful. Â Speaking of urine... yeah, Moosehead is skunky. But I can handle a little moose piss now and then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wildcat2334 Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 I can agree with Heineken- can't stand it , along with all the Natty Light, Busch, Oly,  I kind of hold a spot in my heart for Black Label & Rainier- ahh the memories  Fosters & Moosehead?? you all need to fix your taste buds  The worst is probably Schmidt- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 (edited) I just opened a bottle of some beer called "Kaura". Â I can't tell you much about the beer from the label since it is in Finnish. Â Apparently it is some sort of Honey beer (not meade though). Â It tastes like the brewmaster pissed into a honeycomb and then bottled what dripped out at the bottom. Seriously. Â Edited August 24, 2006 by wiegie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgemoe Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 (edited) I just opened a bottle of some beer called "Kaura". Â I can't tell you much about the beer from the label since it is in Finnish. Â Apparently it is some sort of Honey beer (not meade though). Â It tastes like the brewmaster pissed into a honeycomb and then bottled what dripped out at the bottom. Seriously. Â Â Sorry to hear that Wieg. But then again, you took both the players I was targeting for my next pick in F-OFF. Jacobs and Parker. Drink up buddy. Edited August 25, 2006 by georgemoe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furd Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 No mention of Miller Lite yet? Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deacon Bill Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 why is Heineken not on that list? pure piss. Â I'm beginning to think anything in a green bottle is crap. Heineken, Rolling Rock, Mickey's, Little Kings, Genny Cream Ale, etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 No mention of Miller Lite yet? Â Â Lite is like sex in a canoe, but it's hardly the worst I've ever chugged down. I think I'll have one right now, as a matter of fact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh B Tool Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 You ghey Oprahers that don't like hoppy beer ala Heineken, Moosehead, any and all IPA's, Sam Adams etc. know pretty much nothing about beer. Â Rainier? Miller Lite? Buttwiper and Buttwiper Lite? friggin' amatuers at best. Just drink some whale piss and be happy. Hops are the single most important ingredient in beer. Ask any Brewmaster or Cellarman and they will say the same. It's skunky!?! Bet yooz like PBR's too huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 Hey, I'll freely admit I don't like the bite of an overly hoppy beer. Â But I DO love me a nice malty one, like Newcastle or Moretti La Rossa and so on. Â At least I know the difference between a black and tan and a half and half. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Cid Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 Haffenreffer. Case closed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh B Tool Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 Hey, I'll freely admit I don't like the bite of an overly hoppy beer. Â But I DO love me a nice malty one, like Newcastle or Moretti La Rossa and so on. Â At least I know the difference between a black and tan and a half and half. Â Â Â Agree there, not that I go hoppy all the time. As you said a nice roasted malt taste is key. Been going Amber Ales for the past couplr years or so. Or Nut Browns. Newcastle has an excellant Nut Brown as does Redhook. Alaskan Amber along with MacTarnahans Amber are yummy and strong. Not a big fan of ESB though even though I helped make tons and tons of that stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 You ghey Oprahers that don't like hoppy beer ala Heineken, Moosehead, any and all IPA's, Sam Adams etc. know pretty much nothing about beer. Â Rainier? Miller Lite? Buttwiper and Buttwiper Lite? friggin' amatuers at best. Just drink some whale piss and be happy. Hops are the single most important ingredient in beer. Ask any Brewmaster or Cellarman and they will say the same. It's skunky!?! Bet yooz like PBR's too huh? Â Â Â But I know piss when I taste it and... BINGO...it's the misuse of hops that do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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