dmarc117 Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 rhinelander Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 No matter how much you drink, your urine will not taste like beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
policyvote Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 They still make 'Natural Light?" I can't BELIEVE it took this long for someone to bring up Natty Light! That stuff was completely horrible. My sophomore year in college, I went in blind and got this freshman from one of the few hoity-toity areas around Lansing. He and his preppy moron friends would all chip in on a 30 of Natty Ice and then attempt to get drunk. Most of them could barely stomach it, and I kept telling them they were fools . . . but no, we've got to get drunk. As if you couldn't get just as drunk, minus the nasty with a fifth of Jack and a couple two-liters of Coke. Criminy. Peace policy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 I grew up on Natty Light in high school, that and schaeffers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whoopazz Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 (edited) Short story: Whoopazz meets pretty blond girl. We go out, I drive her home, she invites me in. I settle on sofa. Girl says "want a beer?" I say "sure". Girl goes to kitchen, returns with a brown bottle with plain white label indicating "BEER". I hesitate, then indulge. Between gasps, I excuse myself for the old "must get up early for work". Whoopazz never sees said girl again. Generic beer? Edited October 4, 2006 by whoopazz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgemoe Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Let me add Jolly Pumpkin La Roja to the list. Vile stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 I grew up on Natty Light in high school, that and schaeffers. OK, here's my shaeffer story. Absolutely true. When I was in HS, my sister and I both worked weekends at the Santa Cruz Boardwalk Amusement park. We had to be there somewhat early (8am or so) and as everybody from the area knows, it's always overcast until around noon in the summer time. At any rate, we're walking on the sidewalk just above the main beach and there's these two enormous women sitting in beach chairs in their moo-moo swim suits drinking beers. It's got to be like 55 degrees and foggy. This is, word for word, exactly what we heard one say to the other in a really thick NY accent. "Angela! Angela! Angela you stupid <<female genital>> Shaeffer's not the morning beer, Lowenbrau's the morning beer!" Both of us almost fell over laughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 You fabulous Oprahers that don't like hoppy beer ala Heineken, Moosehead, any and all IPA's, Sam Adams etc. know pretty much nothing about beer. Rainier? Miller Lite? Buttwiper and Buttwiper Lite? friggin' amatuers at best. Just drink some whale piss and be happy. Hops are the single most important ingredient in beer. Ask any Brewmaster or Cellarman and they will say the same. It's skunky!?! Bet yooz like PBR's too huh? heiny and moosehead (st. pauli girl is another that comes to mind) are relatively light lagers that aren't all that hoppy. but they do get skunky if they're not really fresh, and it's not exactly a desireable flavor. better than tasting like, say, watered down urine, but still not all that appealing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 And God forbid if you should actually like an American beer that advertises on tv. i see lots of sam adams commercials on the tube, and they make pretty good beer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 But I know piss when I taste it "you eat <<poop>> for breakfast?" -Happy Gilmore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 OK, here's my shaeffer story. Absolutely true. When I was in HS, my sister and I both worked weekends at the Santa Cruz Boardwalk Amusement park. We had to be there somewhat early (8am or so) and as everybody from the area knows, it's always overcast until around noon in the summer time. At any rate, we're walking on the sidewalk just above the main beach and there's these two enormous women sitting in beach chairs in their moo-moo swim suits drinking beers. It's got to be like 55 degrees and foggy. This is, word for word, exactly what we heard one say to the other in a really thick NY accent. "Angela! Angela! Angela you stupid <<female genital>> Shaeffer's not the morning beer, Lowenbrau's the morning beer!" Both of us almost fell over laughing. I think it was 6.99 for a case back in high school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 Allow me to bump this thread to add: Alpirsbach Klosterbräu Weizen Hefe Hell (I will note though that the Alpirsbach Klosterbräu Pils is not bad) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 Oh... I was going to a buddies house and I knew we'd be heading out to the bar almost immediately, but I swung through the liquor store for some pick-me-ups. I spotted a 4-pack of budweiser in what can only be called... aluminum bottles. They were cans... in bottle shapes. Very odd. Anyway, I figured why not. Absolutely fricking terrible. I mean... I didn't walk into full-strength budweiser with high expectations, but those bottlecans made the beer even worse tasting. Just terrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 I saw a brand called Mountain Creek for $2.30 a sixer. It's actually not half-bad - the can looks like a Molson rip-off, but it has that nondescript but not-awful PBR taste. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
policyvote Posted May 12, 2008 Share Posted May 12, 2008 (edited) I'll throw "Wild Blue" in the ring as well. It's like blueberries pissed in a decent lager. I'll admit that if you pour it into a pint glass and let it sit for a bit, it's a lot better, but I took my first swig out of a bottle and almost spit it back out. This RateBeer commenter has it right: Beautiful artificial blue / red color. Sweet industrial berry smell is a bit overpowering, as is the taste. It’s like a cloyingly sweet berry extract with serious medicinal aspects and rubbing alcohol notes. I’ve had worse from AB, but I will never intentionally consume this product again. ETA: Yes, I just made a whole thread on this a few weeks ago, but figured if Wiegie was gonna necromance this bad boy, I should take the opportunity to enshrine Wild Blue on it! Peace policy Edited May 12, 2008 by policyvote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wildcat2334 Posted May 12, 2008 Share Posted May 12, 2008 Short story: Whoopazz meets pretty blond girl. We go out, I drive her home, she invites me in. I settle on sofa. Girl says "want a beer?" I say "sure". Girl goes to kitchen, returns with a brown bottle with plain white label indicating "BEER". I hesitate, then indulge. Between gasps, I excuse myself for the old "must get up early for work". Whoopazz never sees said girl again. Generic beer? what a pusslie. Any girl handing out generic beer obviously is gonna F............ you 'all got the chit beers nailed but for me as far as a premium beer that absolutely sucks- Heineken..... most overrated beer by far IMO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cameltosis Posted May 12, 2008 Share Posted May 12, 2008 Schlitz Ice and Huber. I just got heartburn thinking about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted May 12, 2008 Share Posted May 12, 2008 (edited) Mickeys And this new horrific trend of "smoked" beers. GAG. And ANY beer with berry juice in it. I will accept lime in a Corona, but only because of tradition. Edited May 12, 2008 by cre8tiff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted May 12, 2008 Share Posted May 12, 2008 It seems that the big thing over in Germany is to sell bottles of a half-half mix of hefe-weizen and cola. I haven't tried it. I'm guessing it is geared towards 16 year-olds (who can legally purchase beer over here). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bier Meister Posted May 12, 2008 Share Posted May 12, 2008 no bier i dislike as much as buttwiper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loaf Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 I cannot live the High Life no matter how hard I try. Lite on the other hand, I can drink all day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexgaddis Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Steel Reserve Malt Liquor +1...lol...I tried it once not knowing it was malt liquor... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 I cannot live the High Life no matter how hard I try. Lite on the other hand, I can drink all day. I've been drinking that when I go out lately. It's become somewhat of a cult following now here in St. Louis - anti-bud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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