crispirons Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 always good for a few laughs. no mistakes through 5 picks but give them time. suzy kolber, ditka, and bakay always come up with some screwball picks. okay, mort just took bush with the 6th pick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 always good for a few laughs. no mistakes through 5 picks but give them time. suzy kolber, ditka, and bakay always come up with some screwball picks. okay, mort just took bush with the 6th pick. Mort thinks it's a Dynasty League. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scare Tactics Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 Being that ESPN is so big & established, ud think they would have a decent fantasy team, wow theese guys are horrible, they're website on fantasy is not great, and hec & vic should be shot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rattsass Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 Mort thinks it's a Dynasty League. And they are giving Mort away as a "prize" to show up and help you at your fantasy draft. No thanks ESPN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDFFFreak Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 Okay, this is awsome. I mean some of the picks are stupid (e.g. Reggie Bush at #5?) and I'm not sure if they established the scoring system (I may have missed it), but the fact that an entire SC show is devoted to fantasy is sweet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deacon Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 And I used to think Mort was the "smart one." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MORNINWOOD Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 And they are giving Mort away as a "prize" to show up and help you at your fantasy draft. No thanks ESPN. Bush???????????? 3rd round at best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bier Meister Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 always good for a few laughs. no mistakes through 5 picks but give them time. suzy kolber, ditka, and bakay always come up with some screwball picks. okay, mort just took bush with the 6th pick. i say we rip hard in a rate their drafts..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randall Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 Bush???????????? 3rd round at best. Look around. He's been going in the 2nd round today. In all 4 HAG leagues that's where he went. Irvin picked Dom Davis in the second and his carrer may be over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampnuts Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 Dom Davis and DeShaun Foster in the second round of an 8 team league? What a joke! Bakay should blow this thing out of the water. ( Again ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swashbucklers Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 8-team leagues suck! I hear Mort is much better with 12 team drafts so maybe he will be helpful if you are lucky enough to win hiim to help youdominate you draft!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 And they are giving Mort away as a "prize" to show up and help you at your fantasy draft. No thanks ESPN. What? Why not? "Hey Mort, those wings I threw in the oven are done, ya wanna go take 'em out?" "Mort, grab that money and pay the pizza guy!" "Yo Mort, how about a brewski since you're up?" He could be HIGHLY valuable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampnuts Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 Ditka just took the Bears D in the fourth round. This whole thing is laughable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venus Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 Ditka just took Bears D in round 4--lame Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 Actually, I have nothing but respect for Mort's "real" football knowledge - the problem in his case is that the way things work in the NFL and the way they work in fantasy are sometimes completely unrelated - for example, how many NFL teams would love to have Roethlisberger as their top QB - 20? 25, maybe? But out of the thousands (millions?) of ff teams, I bet VERY FEW have him as their #1 guy - and probably aren't that thrilled if he's their #2. Bakay, Irvin, and Ditka on the other hand should be wearing big shoes and red noses because they're utter clowns (at least with Bakay it's intentional; I think Ditka might be doing it on purpose as well but I'm not sure). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randall Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 Ditka just took the Bears D in the fourth round. This whole thing is laughable. It has to be by design. You know like commercials that were so stupid you talked about them all the time, this has to be intentionally stupid. No way anyone picks Foster 2 rounds before Chad Johnson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 You all realize Nick Bakay drafted a team at WCOFF last year, right? Yeah, that was WCOFF's "keynote speaker". Nick freakin' Bakay. And then he went on to draft a team. I hope he's in my league this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swashbucklers Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 Are Lamont Jordan and McGahee still available? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMD Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 Bakay is problably the only one that actually plays FF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Holliday Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 Jordan number 40? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venus Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 Bakay is problably the only one that actually plays FF Bakay did the NFL Channel's Celebrity FF Draft last year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crispirons Posted August 21, 2006 Author Share Posted August 21, 2006 I think Ditka might be doing it on purpose as well but I'm not sure). clearly its the alcohol talking. michael irvin, damn brotha, you look stoned to the bejeesus belt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randall Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 7th round Kevin Jones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 It has to be by design. You know like commercials that were so stupid you talked about them all the time, this has to be intentionally stupid. I was actually thinking that this might be the case too. They are so absurdly bad that I'm wondering if their purpose is to try to make even the worst FF players feel like geniuses by comparison. [MarketingExec] Our show won't help them one lick, but it will make them feel good about themselves which means our advertisers will be happy. Ca-ching! [/MarketingExec] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Holliday Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 7th round Kevin Jones. These Oprahers need us to have a fantasy football show for them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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