Big Dogs Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 Got a poll going on in one of my leagues about who the best smack talker is.......So it got me thinking about all the smack that goes on out on these boards, and wanted to find out some of the best smack from the Huddle!!! Of course, I'll probably use it!!! Learn from the best, steal from the rest!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 Well, after looking at the teams in your sigline, I think your best bet is to just lay low and try not draw attention to yourself with smack talk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 My team sucks, but you swallow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever in debt to mo lewis Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 i usually remind everyone at my main league how much younger and prettier i am than everyone else...but i do that just by walking in the door Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 i usually remind everyone at my main league how much younger and prettier i am than everyone else...but i do that just by walking in the door Pretty = ghey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever in debt to mo lewis Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 Pretty = ghey. ghey=giving compensation to hire herm edwards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 So, let me get this straight. Your own bullshi11t is so f'n weak that you have to come to an anonymous message board and beg the members for some tidbits of trash talk that you can plagierize and use on those other dorks in your local league? Does that about sum things up? Dude, you are a pathetic little worm who is too stupid and unoriginal to come up with your own material so you have to come crawling on your knee's to listen at the feet of the master. You are a tool and need to go finish your game of Dungeons and Dragons down in your Mom's basement. And oh yes, give Spock my regards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peepinmofo Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 So, let me get this straight. Your own bullshi11t is so f'n weak that you have to come to an anonymous message board and beg the members for some tidbits of trash talk that you can plagierize and use on those other dorks in your local league? Does that about sum things up? Dude, you are a pathetic little worm who is too stupid and unoriginal to come up with your own material so you have to come crawling on your knee's to listen at the feet of the master. You are a tool and need to go finish your game of Dungeons and Dragons down in your Mom's basement. And oh yes, give Spock my regards. Ouch. Did someone get bit by the angry bug today? haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Cid Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 Ouch. Did someone get bit by the angry bug today? haha Nah, spain's favorite sheep just left him for a vacuum cleaner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peepinmofo Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 Nah, spain's favorite sheep just left him for a vacuum cleaner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seahawk37 Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 I can always come to the huddle and find a thread like this one for a good laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 So, let me get this straight. Your own bullshi11t is so f'n weak that you have to come to an anonymous message board and beg the members for some tidbits of trash talk that you can plagierize and use on those other dorks in your local league? Does that about sum things up? Dude, you are a pathetic little worm who is too stupid and unoriginal to come up with your own material so you have to come crawling on your knee's to listen at the feet of the master. You are a tool and need to go finish your game of Dungeons and Dragons down in your Mom's basement. And oh yes, give Spock my regards. Okay, A. Who in the blue f*ck says you are the master? B. What the hell is wrong with Dungeons and Dragons? I'm willing to bet 70% of the people on this board have played in their youth. C. Spock is the man. :whipsoutphastersetonstun: oh and.. D. Cheers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avernus Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 My team sucks, but you swallow. reminds me of this t-shirt I have "Dallas sucks, TO swallows" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avernus Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 I usually run through all the owners on draft day and belittle them on how poorly their team did last year and also the new guys, I thank them for making a cameo so I can win more money... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Dogs Posted September 1, 2006 Author Share Posted September 1, 2006 So, let me get this straight. Your own bullshi11t is so f'n weak that you have to come to an anonymous message board and beg the members for some tidbits of trash talk that you can plagierize and use on those other dorks in your local league? Does that about sum things up? Dude, you are a pathetic little worm who is too stupid and unoriginal to come up with your own material so you have to come crawling on your knee's to listen at the feet of the master. You are a tool and need to go finish your game of Dungeons and Dragons down in your Mom's basement. And oh yes, give Spock my regards. Wow, I should feel honored to get "smacked" from a 20k +1 post padding Grits wanna be. So "Dude", what is the point of a FF message board other than to get ideas and put them to use?? Darn, I was gonna pick up Wali Lundy this week, but someone else thought of it first on the message boards, and I can use their ideas....that would be stealing.... Plus, if I really thought you were the master s_ _ t talker, I would have sent you a pm, but I've seen better smack talk from the worms feeding on my dead grandmother...... and regardless of your stellar logic on my topic, me thinks the crack on those D&D players & Star Trek lovers was a feeble attempt to get back at them when even they wouldn't let your sorry azz in their club as a child. Huddle members.......I want to make sure every is aware, big bad ole Spain is in the house this year so lock up the flammables and spread some cat litter around, cause he'll try and sheet all over your nut and honey. But hey, thanks for the input.... Live Long and Prosper. Note to Grits: (Sorry I had to compare you to the "master" Spain...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fantasy Jesus Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 An oldie but goodie . . . Setting your lineup this week will be like rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic. Useless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 I dont usually trash unless provoked but when I am and I beat that person my line is usually this. Hey "fill in the blank" when you get a chance Im gonna need my foot back..Its seems to still be stuck in your ass after last week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolf Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 An oldie but goodie . . . Setting your lineup this week will be like rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic. Useless Priceless...that's awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shakenbake Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 Funny idea, but the ones they have aren't very good.... LINK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Score 1 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 Wow, I should feel honored to get "smacked" from a 20k +1 post padding Grits wanna be. So "Dude", what is the point of a FF message board other than to get ideas and put them to use?? Darn, I was gonna pick up Wali Lundy this week, but someone else thought of it first on the message boards, and I can use their ideas....that would be stealing.... Plus, if I really thought you were the master s_ _ t talker, I would have sent you a pm, but I've seen better smack talk from the worms feeding on my dead grandmother...... and regardless of your stellar logic on my topic, me thinks the crack on those D&D players & Star Trek lovers was a feeble attempt to get back at them when even they wouldn't let your sorry azz in their club as a child. Huddle members.......I want to make sure every is aware, big bad ole Spain is in the house this year so lock up the flammables and spread some cat litter around, cause he'll try and sheet all over your nut and honey. But hey, thanks for the input.... Live Long and Prosper. Note to Grits: (Sorry I had to compare you to the "master" Spain...) You wanted the "smack". You asked for the "smack". You got the "smack". Now... You can't handle the "smack". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Dogs Posted September 1, 2006 Author Share Posted September 1, 2006 Funny idea, but the ones they have aren't very good.... LINK Yea, I started off a couple leagues using those, and while they are weak, I was the first to use them, so all the replies with them were weaker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatman Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 I'm going to punch you in the ovary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fantasy Jesus Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 I have a bunch that I use during the draft that people get a kick out of . . . After a reach pick: "Wow . . . the last time (insert owners name here) reached that far was when his father hid the porn collection on top of the dresser." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdj7k Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 i am going to use this one at my draft this tuesday for every pick. " the TWO TIME defending champs pick......" it dont get much better than that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebartender Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 Just point to last years trophy & smile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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