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An oldie but goodie


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There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with his binoculars, he spotted an empty seat on the 50-yard line. Thinking to himself "what a waste" he made his way down to the empty seat.

 

When he arrived at the seat, he asked the man sitting next to it, "Is this seat taken?" The man replied, "This was my wife's seat. She passed away. She was a big Packers fan." The other man replied,"I'm so sorry to hear of your loss. May I ask why you didn't give the ticket to a friend or a relative?"

 

The man replied,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"They're all at the funeral."

 

 

:rimshot:

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More apt:

 

A Green Bay resident had a couple of spare Packers tickets. He asked his family if anyone wanted to use the spare tix - no dice. He asked his friends if anyone wanted to use the tix - no interest. He asked his co-workers if there was anybody who had any interest in going to the game. Craps.

 

So he went to Bay Park Square and left his car windows down, with the tickets sitting right on top of the dash, thinking SOMEBODY would want to put the 2 tickest to good use.

 

After milling around the mall for a few hours, he came out to find FOUR tickets sitting on his dash.

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