msaint Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 ROTOWORLD: While clearly joking, Patriots coach Bill Belichick didn't hesitate to respond to Chad Johnson's trash talk Thursday. "Tell him that we'd cover him one-on-one all the time but he pushes off more than any receiver in the league. He must be paying off the officials not to call it, so we're going to have to double-cover him some, not that he can get open," Belichick said. Belichick went on to call Johnson a "good guy" and an "entertaining kid." Compared to BB's usual press conference answers, this is bordering on Eddie Murphy's "Delirious." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hat Trick Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 ROTOWORLD: "Tell him that we'd cover him one-on-one all the time but he pushes off more than any receiver in the league." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loaf Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 whaddya know, Bill actually has teeth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiss Cheezhead Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 BTW -- props to you for using "Delirious" as your methophorical gold standard for humor. Everyone should, since it's the funniest friggin' thing EVER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystykoekaki Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 It got a chuckle from me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Czarina Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 I saw a video clip of this on the news last night. He looked like he was going to bust a gut trying to get it out in his usual dead pan style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 BTW -- props to you for using "Delirious" as your methophorical gold standard for humor. Everyone should, since it's the funniest friggin' thing EVER. So True. I think thats the funniest stand up routine ive ever heard in my life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
msaint Posted September 29, 2006 Author Share Posted September 29, 2006 BTW -- props to you for using "Delirious" as your methophorical gold standard for humor. Everyone should, since it's the funniest friggin' thing EVER. Bums me out that nowadays Eddie is only "the guy from Daddy Daycare & Haunted Mansion who tried to pick up the travsvestite hooker"...but old bastards like you and me Swiss remember that he was abso-f*cking-lutely the funniest, most original, cutting edge comic to come around since Pryor, and maybe even more so than Pryor. I put Eddie at the top of my comedian pantheon, in no order, with: Eddie Pryor Kinison Carlin Rock Seinfeld Dangerfield Stephen Wright Robin Williams (he's an annoying dooosh now, but people forget how hilarious his early stand-up was) Steve Martin Eddie Izzard (transvestite Brits don't come any funnier) Bob Newhart David Cross Dice Clay Denis Leary (he ripped off Bill Hicks bla bla bla...still f'n hilarious) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menudo Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 BTW -- props to you for using "Delirious" as your methophorical gold standard for humor. Everyone should, since it's the funniest friggin' thing EVER. The Delirious + Raw double-feature goes on often when I'm drininking at home on a weekend. Love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinatieri Is God Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Just seeing that red leather suit he wears gets me started laughing before he even opens his mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinatieri Is God Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Eddie Pryor Kinison Carlin Rock Seinfeld Dangerfield Stephen Wright Robin Williams (he's an annoying dooosh now, but people forget how hilarious his early stand-up was) Steve Martin Eddie Izzard (transvestite Brits don't come any funnier) Bob Newhart David Cross Dice Clay Denis Leary (he ripped off Bill Hicks bla bla bla...still f'n hilarious) How do you forget Cosby?? We're not that old yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiggieFries Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 How do you forget Cosby?? We're not that old yet? I could watch his stand up show "Bill Cosby Himself" over and over again and still laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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