Todd1 Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 Brett Favre Retires. Brett Favre and Lambeau Field traded to Minn for an old Moss jersey and the Baggy Dome. Packers select Irish QB Brady Quinn in 1st round, CB Marquice Cole, 5-9", 185#, Northwestern in the 2nd. (I HATE short CB's and 1st rd QB's! Westbrook inactive in tonight's game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_bone65 Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 Redskins win the superbowl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CD6405 Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 Albert Haynesworth new spokesperson for Reebok cleats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 (edited) "Westbrook's knee condition proven to be caused by an contagion found in beer." Edited October 4, 2006 by yo mama Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 "Drew Rosenhaus now singed as the agent for all top NFL rookie prospects." "Brenda Warner to join Theismann and Kornholio on the Monday Night Football crew!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMikeinNY Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 Strahan to take snaps at Quarterback this week for NY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilfish2 Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 Aaron Brooks losses all of his teeth from a Punch from R. Moss. Randy defence " I'm just tired of seeing the dude smiling after he throws INT's " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NAUgrad Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 What Fisher really says to Henderson: "Dammit, when it comes to the Cowboys you use both feet!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bakers Dozen Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 Chicago Bears are under rated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FredGSanford Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 "Matt Millen gets a 5 year extension" Oh wait, I DID read that headline in the Detroit News. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skins Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 "Drew Bledsoe mounts TO like a donkey while Jerry Jones slathers him in baby oil." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyr0802 Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 Albert Haynesworth new spokesperson for Reebok cleats. As we've all discussed, what he did was terrible. But this here is just some straight up funny chit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABearWithFurniture Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 "Brenda Warner to join Theismann and Kornholio on the Monday Night Football crew!" Are you kidding me?...I'd pay money to see that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayp Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 "Brenda Warner to join Theismann and Kornholio on the Monday Night Football crew!" I don't have one, but that is hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark5 Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 Daunte Culpepper is an MVP candidate narrowly edging out Kurt Warner-- per Joe Theisman, and then Brenda Warner pops her head up like the scene from the Sopranos.. So far all the post are funny but the Haynesworth one MIGHT join the "HUGH" and "momofektard" legacy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdrudge Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 "Bill Belichick Forthcoming On Injury List; Fantasy Owners Find Out Who To Start" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kraftykraft Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 How about: "In a blockbuster trade today, Ladainian Tomlinson, Larry Johnson and Shaun Alexander were traded to the Denver Broncos. Following the trade Denver coach Mike Shanahan was noncommital on whether he would start any of his new running backs this year, or continue with Tatum Bell." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowboysDiehard Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 "Ann Coulter is really a woman" Bill Clinton reveals that Hillary and Monica are really transvestites...and that's always been OK by him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooknladder Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 I am a bit bored today... ok so if you woke up and saw this heading "###### ##### #####" you would just be ill either from an NFL perspective or a fantasy one i will start, "Peyton Manning and Randy Moss swap teams" Shameless post-padding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
satelliteoflovegm Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Mine would be "Eli Manning, Shaun Alexander, Edgerrin James, Plaxico Burress, Larry Fitzgerald, Kellen Winslow, Braylon Edwards, Jason Elam, and the entire Carolina Defense got killed in a plane crash" Why would they be on the same plane? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pitbull739 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Steelers re-sign Kordell Stewart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosGatosEnFuegos Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 "Ladanian Tomlinson, Phillip Rivers, Antonio Gates, Lorenzo Neil, and Shawne Merriman traded for Coors cooler box." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CD6405 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Why would they be on the same plane? Carolina Panthers, Cleveland Browns, and Denver Broncos would all be on a bye. The Panthers defense would be flying back home from a cross country game in Oakland which they had to stay an extra week fore because the plane had malfunctioned. The had to leave on Sunday, and flew over Arizona where the Cardinals and Giants were playing. Since the Browns and the Broncos were off and Jason Elam is great friends with Braylon and Kellen they all said hey, lets go watch an NFC game! Guess which one they chose? The Giants vs Cardinals; so they are all in the stadium and then the Panthers plane flies above them and it spins out of control! Straight into the new pink taco stadium and kills them all. Then Shaun Alexander is so sad that his friends died he dies in mourning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bushey Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Bill Cower comes out of the closet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooGie Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 "Steve Smith crashes car into Keyshawn Johnson house. Says he's a "punk lady dog" and deserved it. Both out for 2-4 years." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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