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Headlines that would make a fantasy owner ill


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Brett Favre Retires.

 

Brett Favre and Lambeau Field traded to Minn for an old Moss jersey and the Baggy Dome.

 

Packers select Irish QB Brady Quinn in 1st round, CB Marquice Cole, 5-9", 185#, Northwestern in the 2nd. (I HATE short CB's and 1st rd QB's!

 

Westbrook inactive in tonight's game. :D

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Daunte Culpepper is an MVP candidate narrowly edging out Kurt Warner-- per Joe Theisman, and then Brenda Warner pops her head up like the scene from the Sopranos..

 

So far all the post are funny but the Haynesworth one MIGHT join the "HUGH" and "momofektard" legacy.

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How about:

 

"In a blockbuster trade today, Ladainian Tomlinson, Larry Johnson and Shaun Alexander were traded to the Denver Broncos. Following the trade Denver coach Mike Shanahan was noncommital on whether he would start any of his new running backs this year, or continue with Tatum Bell."

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Mine would be

 

"Eli Manning, Shaun Alexander, Edgerrin James, Plaxico Burress, Larry Fitzgerald, Kellen Winslow, Braylon Edwards, Jason Elam, and the entire Carolina Defense got killed in a plane crash"

 

 

Why would they be on the same plane?

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Why would they be on the same plane?

 

 

Carolina Panthers, Cleveland Browns, and Denver Broncos would all be on a bye. The Panthers defense would be flying back home from a cross country game in Oakland which they had to stay an extra week fore because the plane had malfunctioned. The had to leave on Sunday, and flew over Arizona where the Cardinals and Giants were playing. Since the Browns and the Broncos were off and Jason Elam is great friends with Braylon and Kellen they all said hey, lets go watch an NFC game! Guess which one they chose? The Giants vs Cardinals; so they are all in the stadium and then the Panthers plane flies above them and it spins out of control! Straight into the new pink taco stadium and kills them all. Then Shaun Alexander is so sad that his friends died he dies in mourning.

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