cliaz Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Peyton," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a purple and black sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Ravens logo flag, and in every window, a Baltimore Ravens towel. Peyton looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I even went to the Hall of Fame." God said "So what's your point Peyton?" "Well, why does Ray Lewis get a better house than me?" God chuckled, and said "Peyton, that's not Ray's house, it's mine." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyr0802 Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Peyton," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a purple and black sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Ravens logo flag, and in every window, a Baltimore Ravens towel. Peyton looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I even went to the Hall of Fame." God said "So what's your point Peyton?" "Well, why does Ray Lewis get a better house than me?" God chuckled, and said "Peyton, that's not Ray's house, it's mine." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 I thought that was pretty good cliaz I do think however colts shock and win this weekend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted January 10, 2007 Author Share Posted January 10, 2007 I thought that was pretty good cliaz I do think however colts shock and win this weekend oh i'm not a ravens fan, i just thought that was a funny joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Red Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Peyton," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a purple and black sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Ravens logo flag, and in every window, a Baltimore Ravens towel. Peyton looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I even went to the Hall of Fame." God said "So what's your point Peyton?" "Well, why does Ray Lewis get a better house than me?" God chuckled, and said "Peyton, that's not Ray's house, it's mine." I thought it was going to be Dilfer's house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Red Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 I thought that was pretty good cliaz I do think however Eagles shock and win this weekend Fixed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted January 10, 2007 Author Share Posted January 10, 2007 Good Old Peyton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randall Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 I liked that joke better when it was the Cowboys and Packers, but still funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easy n Dirty Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 This joke is older than skylive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Next Generation Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 Judge Smails: You're not a man, you're a bishop, for God's sakes. Bishop: There is no God... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitem0nkey Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 this is one of my fav colts cartoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Red Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 this is one of my fav colts cartoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Czarina Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 It was funnier when he thought the other house was Tom Brady's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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