Dont Rookie Me........ Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 I am not saying he is guilty, but he will never live this down. So that being said what are the new jabs? I see a small child with a poster that reads "Every time the Falcons score a TD God kills a kitten or wait was that Vic kills a puppy, I forget." Maybe it is to early for this, but come on people it is not looking good. The refrigerator door is closed and the butter is getting hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broncosn05 Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Hurry Vick they're chasing you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Rookie Me........ Posted July 19, 2007 Author Share Posted July 19, 2007 (edited) Maybe a GI Joe action figure doll only a car battery in one hand and when you pull the string on the back is sings "Who let the dogs out" zap zap zap zap (4 sounds of emitting electricity in the rhythm of the song). Edited July 19, 2007 by Dont Rookie Me........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocNiner52 Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Someone will probably have Vick's picture inserted on the poster of the group of dogs sitting at a table playing poker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donutrun Jellies Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Hurry Vick they're chasing you! More likely, "Hurry, Vick is chasing us!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
satelliteoflovegm Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Michael Vick=Scumbag Would be my sign or crazy slogan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolf Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 I am not saying he is guilty, but he will never live this down. So that being said what are the new jabs? I see a small child with a poster that reads "Every time the Falcons score a TD God kills a kitten or wait was that Vic kills a puppy, I forget." Maybe it is to early for this, but come on people it is not looking good. The refrigerator door is closed and the butter is getting hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Con-Vick (heard this today) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peepinmofo Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Con-Vick (heard this today) NICE!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco Billy Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 How about: Bluto's B*tch or: The Most Exciting Orifice in Prison Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruffian Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Ron Petkillso gets the nod from me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Rookie Me........ Posted July 19, 2007 Author Share Posted July 19, 2007 Thought of this while I was away "Vic the most electrifying player in the NFL" Doh Convic was nice too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdrudge Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 The Most Exciting Orifice in PrisonOut of curiosity, what is the origins of the whole "Most exciting player in the NFL" line? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Rookie Me........ Posted July 19, 2007 Author Share Posted July 19, 2007 Out of curiosity, what is the origins of the whole "Most exciting player in the NFL" line? There was a poll taken about 4 or 5 years ago VIc won and now his teammates use it to their benefit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broncosn05 Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 There was a poll taken about 4 or 5 years ago VIc won and now his teammates use it to their benefit. Vic? That's ghey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruffian Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Vick won't do any real hard time. He'll lose his arse on this deal financially and will be remembered for this more than his play on the field, but he'll roll on a few others and will cut some kind of plea that will keep him from the real big-times. He can then retire to Newport News, where apparently the news isn't (and wasn't) good for him in the past. I wonder if Frank Beamer will bring him in as a QB coach... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSULions Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Here's a few names off the top of my head.... K9 Vick Vic-imitized Dog Killer Hang Man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kraftykraft Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Depending on how bad things get: 1. Michael "Sick" 2. "Dog Pound" 3. Icky Ookie (supposedly Vick gets really uptight when people who are not old friends call him "Ookie" so if any of you are looking to start chants at games to get under Vick's skin--now you know where to go.) 4. "Rick James's Bitch"!! (Admittedly it would work better if Rick James were still alive and having his run-ins with the law) 5. Michael "How screwed up?--consider that even Hitler loved dogs" Vick 6. ConVick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Rookie Me........ Posted July 19, 2007 Author Share Posted July 19, 2007 Depending on how bad things get:5. Michael "How screwed up?--consider that even Hitler loved dogs" Vick 6. ConVick Love 6, but 5 is a little to deep for me and may draw crickets and backlash! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Mike Tick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 Kibbles N Vicks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McBoog Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 Go for the obvious! In a passing situation... Hook it up "Rape Stand"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broncosn05 Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 Kibbles N Vicks Not bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazysight Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 Just call him "Stinky" from here on out... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riffraff Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 He can become the new spokesman for: * Hush Puppies * Bodog Fighting * Big Dog clothing line and motorcycles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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