grollmus Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 (edited) Hi guys, I'm having trouble thinking of a phrase for my last place trophy. These are ok, but not great: Reigning Outhouse Chump "Where the last place coach goes to flush away his pride." "For the chump whose team took a dump." Any ideas? Can you help me? Thanks! View My Last Place Trophy Edited August 21, 2007 by grollmus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Nowhere to go but up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco Billy Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 You suck. Better luck next year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BodyBagSlam Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 I have been trying to perfect our teams last place trophy as well. Mine is a colectible showcase box with a doghouse in it that is supposed to be the Michael Vick "boy you really screwed the pooch" doghouse. Has a little piece of a jersey and a figurine of Vick in it. Hmm. For yours, how big can the phrase be? Or rather, how much space do you have to work with? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Itals Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 "The only reason you are getting this trophy is because the inscription wouldn't fit on a turd." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 "Keep reaching for that rainbow!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 " I suck best" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jessman Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 We call our's the "Toilet Bowl Champ" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 We call our's the "Toilet Bowl Champ" How long did it take to come up with that gem? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatman Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 King of the Turds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zooty Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Coming out at the wrong end Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Favre4ever Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Chumpion of the Year! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dominatorr Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Half Ass Loser Trophy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magagnon Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Turkey bowl champion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 The Michael Vick Memorial Trophy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heydave76 Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 World's Biggest Idiot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bengal Mania Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 "Redeem this trophy for LT....in 2008" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 "Redeem this trophy for LT....in 2008" This made me laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grollmus Posted August 22, 2007 Author Share Posted August 22, 2007 Some good ideas guys, thanks! Keep'em comin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_am_the_swammi Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 We give the Potty Bowl loser a toilet seat at the following year's draft, and on it is a little nameplate with their team name and year they "won" the Potty Bowl. Each year, another nameplate is added, and the prior year's holder is responsible for getting it engraved and ready for presentation at the draft. On the bigger nameplate in the middle, it simply says: "Have a Seat" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhino4ever Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 I have been trying to perfect our teams last place trophy as well. Mine is a colectible showcase box with a doghouse in it that is supposed to be the Michael Vick "boy you really screwed the pooch" doghouse. Has a little piece of a jersey and a figurine of Vick in it. Hmm. For yours, how big can the phrase be? Or rather, how much space do you have to work with? "This dog won't hunt!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark5 Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 "The only reason you are getting this trophy is because the inscription wouldn't fit on a turd." Now I LIKE this one Toilet Bowl is so old and used up... Kinda ranks close to the "WASUUUUP" commercial in the "Let this phrase DIE" category. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark5 Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 How about --- Mr. Irrelevant (since on draft day this guy gets mentioned on ESPN and that is the LAST you ever him of said guy...or something along the lines of him being in charge of waiting on EVERYBODYs Beer runs to the fridge. Call him Knoxville cause he's a Jack-ass Hey Jack-ass---BEER ME........NOW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishPride Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 "Redeem this trophy for LT....in 2008" The above is right on the money.......But how about this " I picked Peyton Manning in the first round and I got this XXXking trophy to prove it!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grollmus Posted August 22, 2007 Author Share Posted August 22, 2007 Haha I like the Peyton Manning one! I also like the ones referring to "coming out on the wrong end." Or maybe some slang reference to "tight end" could be used. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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