Perchoutofwater Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Despite, their days of "good behavior" 1. What do you call a drug ring in Columbus? A huddle. 2. Four Buckeyes in a car, who's driving? The police. 3. OSU adopted a new "Honor System". Yes your Honor, No your Honor. 4. The Buckeyes knew they had to do something for their defense, so they hired a new defensive coordinator: F. Lee Bailey. 5. How do the Buckeyes spend their first week at fall practice? Studying their Miranda Rights. 6. What do you say to a Buckeye in a suit? Will the defendant please rise? 7. If you see Buckeye football player on a bike, why don't you swerve to hit him? It might be your bike! 8. The Buckeyes employ scouts. But to look out for cops, not to scout high school kids. 9. What do you call it, when a Buckeye goes on vacation? Time off for good behavior. 10. Why couldn't the Buckeye get into a huddle on the football field? It's a parole violation to associate with known felons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theeohiostate Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 I really enjoyed how you took something specifically designed and written about Texas and inserted Buckeyes into the fray Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonkis Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 I like that version best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiL10(s)ArEaJoKe Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 This was from another forum, perfect thread to share it on, not that I totally agree with it, but it's an SEC point of view I supose...... FACTS: 1970, osu goes unbeaten in the big ten and goes to play standford for all the marbles and losses 27-17 and finishes number 5 in the AP poll. They did not win the upi or ap poll national title and any team that loses their last game is not the national title team. Some biased foudnation gave you a worthless national title that is not reconzied by the NCAA. That is one less REAL title osu has won. IN TODAY"S football world, that title would be not exist and it is sad some of your websites claim it, what a joke. YOU LOST YOUR LAST GAME. 1972: Won the big ten and had one lost going into the bowl game against Southern Cal. Lost big time 42-17. Another choke 1973: Tied michigan, won bowl game, but didn't win a share of title or nothing. I think that is more impressive than in 1970? YET you didn't get a title just like you didn't get on one in 1970, you just got some silly foundation biased title. Another choke 1974, won the big ten and had one loss going into big bowl game with so cal. You lost 18-17. Another choke 1975. Unbeaten going into a big national title game against ucla, you lost 23-10. Another example of the WEAK 10 being weak and exposing you by bowl game. CHOKE. 1977. Bama destoryed you 35-6 in sugar bowl. Another woody bowl loss and exposed the big ten again. 1978. You know the year, clemson beats you and osu football is never the same, but the same in one aspect, the can't win big bowl games out of conference. 1979. Earl bruce goes unbeaten and then goes to play for national title and osu losses again a bowl game and a national title to so cal 18-17. Man this is funny stuff, but why I always bring up that history repeats itself for your overrated program over and over. 1980. Lost bowl game 1986 is an interesting season since you lost to bama and then bad to washington, but somehow ran pretty much thru the big ten. 1989. lost to auburn in bowl 1990. lost to air force in bowl. 1991. lost to su in bowl 1992. lost to uga in bowl 1993, tied wisconsin and lost big to michigan, but hey they won bowl game. 1994, lost bowl game to bama 1995 the most talented osu team ever, based on nfl. Lost to michigan last game, then to tenn in bowl. choked 1996, the same thing lost to michigan and choked, won bowl game over asu, but didn't play the SEC. 1997, same thing then choked against michigan state, michigan and then fsu took care of them in bowl. 1998, same thing choked against michigan state. TENN won it all that year. 2000, lost to south carolina 2001, tressel losses to south carolina 2002, the glory year. Like I said the sun can shine on a school every once in awhile. 2006, unbeaten, what happens? Got spanked again by an SEC team and loss national title. No ref this time, just a destruction. History repeats intself for osu football since football has become a even playing field and we don't have foundations giving out meaniless unreconized titles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWPFFL BrianW Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 Man someone sees it as a huge deal to beat Ohio State. Wonder why that is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiL10(s)ArEaJoKe Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 (edited) Man someone sees it as a huge deal to beat Ohio State. Wonder why that is? Kinda what I was thinking to myself as I read the post. Even with the OSU being on my top 10 LEAST fav. teams(ND, TX, tOSU, USC, the other OSU to name a few), this guy is ate up, it was from a sportsline forum. Guess he really is in love with his SEC. Edited August 30, 2007 by LiL10(s)ArEaJoKe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWPFFL BrianW Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 SEC has had Ohio States number there isn't any doubt about that, but the rest of the big ten fares pretty evenly overall with SEC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sacosud Posted September 2, 2007 Share Posted September 2, 2007 Warms my heart to see people hate OSU. Go Bucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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