alexgaddis Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 God, Jesus, Micheal, Raphael , Uriel, and Sariel are in the Holy Conference Lucifer, Asmodai, Azazel, Belial, Baal, and Lilith are in the Red Hot Confernce. Did you just make up a bunch of names? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perchoutofwater Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 Did you just make up a bunch of names? No. Lilith is my favorite. Supposedly she was the first wife of Adam, and left him because he wouldn't let her be on top. God punished her, made her into a demon, and she is said to be the 1st vampire. The Jews used to think all SIDS deaths were cause by Lilith, so they would right Adam and Eve on the wall inside a circle and then name of the three Angels that hunted Lilith down for God after she left the garden of Eden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexgaddis Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 No. Lilith is my favorite. Supposedly she was the first wife of Adam, and left him because he wouldn't let her be on top. God punished her, made her into a demon, and she is said to be the 1st vampire. The Jews used to think all SIDS deaths were cause by Lilith, so they would right Adam and Eve on the wall inside a circle and then name of the three Angels that hunted Lilith down for God after she left the garden of Eden. hmmm...saucy little redhead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perchoutofwater Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 hmmm...saucy little redhead She was once thought to be the cause of wet dreams. She would seduce young men during their sleep to steal their seed so that she could be mother to more demons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexgaddis Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 She was once thought to be the cause of wet dreams. She would seduce young men during their sleep to steal their seed so that she could be mother to more demons. I am going to stop commenting here so I don't start a holy war... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donutrun Jellies Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 Odin would kick all there arses.... Isn't he out with a knee injury? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 I like this post. Thought it was kinda funny! Perhaps on a different tack...I say Rex Grossman! God has to be looking over him or someone would have killed him by now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 Joey Hairball, how in the hell he got another starting job is beyond me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 To date we definitely know God does not have Larry Johnson Lee Evans Nah, I'm about 100% sure that God has LT AND LJ (because as Genesis shows, he likes to f*ck with humanity); Steve Smith, because he went through a Chad Johnson-lite phase but has discovered humility; Wes Welker has the humility without the CJ phase; Gates, because he is perfection at TE. Kitna is NOT on God's fantasy team - because he is the Job of NFL QBs. Kurt Warner thought God was on his side, and it looked like it, but God was just fooling around. God's QB just might be Derek Anderson, who like Moses, is the brother of the prince (Brady Quinn) and will lead the chosen people out of the desert. God has no love for kickers. God's D? Cardinals (think about it). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 hahaha "God doesn't have a personal statement currently. " Check out muck's comment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 She was once thought to be the cause of wet dreams. She would seduce young men during their sleep to steal their seed so that she could be mother to more demons. Is her phone number listed anywhere in the Bible? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randall Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 Odin would kick all there arses.... Perhaps but he can't get the Vikings back to the SuperBowl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 She was once thought to be the cause of wet dreams. She would seduce young men during their sleep to steal their seed so that she could be mother to more demons. She visited last night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CardinalEmpire.com Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 She visited last night. Lucky bass turd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 Lucky bass turd. Not really. I was dreaming about Puddy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CardinalEmpire.com Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 Not really. I was dreaming about Puddy. eeeeEEEEWWWWW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 Naw, God would play with his bros he hangs out with down at the Celestial Bar & Grill. God Allah Jesus Shiva Odin Zeus Juno (No one wants her in there, but Zeus is too much of a pussily to tell her no) Satan Budda Michael Ares and Vince Lombardi Lombardi takes it every year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazysight Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 This member? I was born two days before God. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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