AtomicCEO Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 Warning: Swears, and plenty of them. You know who cares about your fantasy team? I do. I care. I care a super whole lot! If I'm at a cocktail party, and I've got the choice between talking to some **** lawyer about patent litigation and some guy talking about his fantasy team, not only am I taking the fantasy guy, I'm getting his number and arranging a mandate for the next week. ***** that lawyer right in the pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReturnToSender Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 Word! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sturphy Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 He's pretty funny. Enjoyed the whole page. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowboysDiehard Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 Why don't you show cheerleaders for more than one second, so that I have time to get my dick out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snoil Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 That was effing hilarious!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scare Tactics Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 Is it just me, i cant seem to access the page, can some 1 copy paste the article.. thx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hat Trick Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 Can you post the whole article please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McBoog Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 Can you post the whole article please. Ummmm no! It will get you barred and I dont have the time to edit it. I find it interesting that Jesus healed Jon Kitna so quickly but never bothered to miraculously heal any of Donovan McNabb's season-ending injuries. Apparently, it's not just the media that don't like them dang quarterblacks. I mean... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hat Trick Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 Ummmm no! It will get you barred and I dont have the time to edit it. Fair enough, but it wont open for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sturphy Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 http://deadspin.com/sports/thursday-aftern...hore-301851.php Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pig devilz Posted September 22, 2007 Share Posted September 22, 2007 this is F'n CLASSIC!.......hahahahahahahhaaaaahaa! Niners at Steelers: I saw enough sideline shots of Mike Tomlin last week to fill a stock library. Do we really need to see so many fu*king shots of the coach during a game? Why don't you show cheerleaders for more than one second, so that I have time to get my d*** out? There's nothing interesting about cutting to coaches on the sideline. Here's what I heard every time the camera cut to Tomlin: "There's Mike Tomlin, looking on..." "Mike Tomlin, looking on..." "And Mike Tomlin looks on..." "Mike Tomlin, looking on with keen interest..." "As Mike Tomlin looks on at the play..." All coaches do is f*cking look on. They don't tackle anyone. They don't have t*ts. STOP F*CKING SHOWING THEM. how true.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zooty Posted September 22, 2007 Share Posted September 22, 2007 I'm also happy to head over to fantasy football message boards and give people start/sit advice. It makes me feel like a big man. I especially like finding the dumbest questions people ask (TOPIC: AM I KRAYZEE?!!! Should I start Najeh Davenport over LT2?) and berating them for even asking the question. Again, this makes me feel smart and cool. Plus, I have a better shot of being right than when I try and answer a legit fantasy question. ehhh 246.546521 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziachild007 Posted September 22, 2007 Share Posted September 22, 2007 Classic!!! • Reggie Bush (RB): He's like Peter Warrick, only more famous! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McBoog Posted September 22, 2007 Share Posted September 22, 2007 ehhh 246.546521 Exactly what popped into my head! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pope Flick Posted September 22, 2007 Share Posted September 22, 2007 Blatantly False, ProFootballTalk-Style, Fred Edelstein-esque Rumor Of The Week I like this guy. He's a little dick obsessed though.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted September 22, 2007 Share Posted September 22, 2007 Classic!!! Still holding out hope that the Texans didn't blow that pick I see Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElwayFan2007 Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 Sex Cannon (Rex Grossman) , who plays the position exactly the same way I would. "Holy s*it! Look at this! I'm a f***ing pro quarterback! Good God, I feel like a f***ing rock star. I really did a nice job tucking my jersey in today. It's not coming loose at all. I love how this tape feels around my fingers. Look at those honeys in the third row. I bet I could tag that. Wait, where'd the ball go?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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