gobller Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 I love my wife, don't get me wrong, but during football is kinda rude. Seems to me they always like to interupt during football wether it be sex, or having to vacuum, etc... Seems to me they demand attention when we are enjoying our time. Anyone else with me??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 Anyone else with me??? Sure, but I get to go first...I ain't into sloppy seconds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyr0802 Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 Sure, but I get to go first...I ain't into sloppy seconds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dbaxx Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 Sure, but I get to go first...I ain't into sloppy seconds. Rimshot...literally! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MustOfBeenDrunk Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 I love my wife, don't get me wrong, but during football is kinda rude. Seems to me they always like to interupt during football wether it be sex, or having to vacuum, etc... Seems to me they demand attention when we are enjoying our time. Anyone else with me??? [/quo if you need a stuntman - give me a call Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunther Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 Sure, but I get to go first...I ain't into sloppy seconds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nhoops Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 So what, you miss like 1 play? Better yet....do it while watching the game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowboutthemCowboys Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 Sure, but I get to go first...I ain't into sloppy seconds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ts Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 It's halftime in most of the games, what's the problem? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 Dude, it's a power move. Tell her to wait until halftime and make you a sammich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gobller Posted September 23, 2007 Author Share Posted September 23, 2007 I'm not one of those guys who has to take it when I can get it... sorry. I get sex more than twice a year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyr0802 Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 I'm not one of those guys who has to take it when I can get it... sorry. I get sex more than twice a year. No DVR?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 Dude, it's a power move. This is actually the correct answer. Anyone with kids can tell you that as soon as the phone rings, the kids go nuts and to try to be loud, interrupt, do anything to get your attention just because you're on the phone. It's the same thing with some women and football... it's an immature power play for attention... but at least you get to have sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monster2333 Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 Do it doggy style and you both can watch the game... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Swerski Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 Do it doggy style and you both can watch the game... And smack her on the ass and be rough with her. That'll teach her a lesson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Neutron Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 No DVR?? Bingo - many wives (mine included) just like to feel that they can drag us football nuts away from a game. Push the pause button, pleasure your wife, push play - it's a win-win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbie Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 I love my wife, don't get me wrong, but during football is kinda rude. Seems to me they always like to interupt during football wether it be sex, or having to vacuum, etc... Seems to me they demand attention when we are enjoying our time. Anyone else with me??? Dump her. No woman that is worth a damn would do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piratesownninjas Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 Dump her. No woman that is worth a damn would do that. I've broken up with a few girlfriends because they couldn't stand being no.2 on my list behind the packers... The Packers have been here my entire life, I've only known them for months or a few years. I clearly have my priorities in order. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 [The Holy Panther] I never have sex. [/The Holy Panther] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piratesownninjas Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 [The Holy Panther] I never have sex. [/The Holy Panther] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matykus Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 I like like the doggy style idea. First I have to get my wife into football. Second I have to get my wife to do it Doggy Style. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatDude Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 Poosy always comes before football for me. Get your priorities straight..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABearWithFurniture Posted September 23, 2007 Share Posted September 23, 2007 I'm not one of those guys who has to take it when I can get it... sorry. I get sex more than twice a year. Oh, a newlywed huh...things will change, you can bet on it!... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slickvick Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 Do it doggy style and you both can watch the game... My thoughts exactly.Use the coffee table. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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