piratesownninjas Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 Poosy always comes before football for me. Get your priorities straight..... The NFL is on only on Sundays and Monday Nights... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millerx Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 I've broken up with a few girlfriends because they couldn't stand being no.2 on my list behind the packers...The Packers have been here my entire life, I've only known them for months or a few years. I clearly have my priorities in order. You broke up with them ... or they broke up with you ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 Sorry, I've been married nearly 20 years. When you get the high sign, take it. Football is eternal, trim is fleeting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatDude Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 (edited) Sorry, I've been married nearly 20 years. When you get the high sign, take it. Football is eternal, trim is fleeting. You better believe when my wife walks into the room and during a football game I'm hittin it. SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS !!! football at this point. I'll be back watching the game within a few minutes anyways. Edited September 24, 2007 by ThatDude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PantherDave Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 What?? are you fuggin ghey??? Get her on her knee's and drill the chit out of her....dump your load and watch football. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdrudge Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 Bingo - many wives (mine included) just like to feel that they can drag us football nuts away from a game. Push the pause button, pleasure your wife, push play - it's a win-win. Unfortunately I keep aiming the remote at my wife and hitting pause, yet she keeps on going. I really wish the pause (and stop) button worked on her. Heck, I'd even just settle for the mute... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgcoach Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 My wife does this sex chit all the time during football. I told her one day I'm going to walk upstairs to see what all the commotion is about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatDude Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 I still don't understand why someone would pass up a good SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS !!! for 5 minutes of football. Maybe it's because some of us have hot wives and others wish they would drop a few pounds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatDude Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 My wife does this sex chit all the time during football. I told her one day I'm going to walk upstairs to see what all the commotion is about. I have the same problem too. I couldnt figure out for the longest time what this vibrating sound was coming from our room. Then I realized it was the magic TOY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgcoach Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 5 mins.? You must be one of those sprinters. I'm a marathon runner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatDude Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 5 mins.? You must be one of those sprinters. I'm a marathon runner. Well during the game I try to finish as quick as possible (3 pump and dump). I save the marathon ish for other days of the week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pig devilz Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 damn!...my wife never does that. but her sister does it all the time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatDude Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 damn!...my wife never does that. but her sister does it all the time! Even better. My wife's hot 22 year old blond sister lived with us for over a year and I always imagined this happening. My wife would go to work in the evenings (she's a Nurse) and I always waited for her sister to walk in and get on me. That never happened though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pig devilz Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 Even better. My wife's hot 22 year old blond sister lived with us for over a year and I always imagined this happening. My wife would go to work in the evenings (she's a Nurse) and I always waited for her sister to walk in and get on me. That never happened though. please, speak freely. your wife will never see this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatDude Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 please, speak freely. your wife will never see this. She already knows. We alway kid around about me switching with her sister and her sisters new husband with my wife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pig devilz Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 She already knows. We alway kid around about me switching with her sister and her sisters new husband with my wife ok man, got it. just dont do that switching bizznes in the dark, if ya know what i mean... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatDude Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 ok man, got it.just dont do that switching bizznes in the dark, if ya know what i mean... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunther Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 Sorry, I've been married nearly 20 years. When you get the high sign, take it. Football is eternal, trim is fleeting. Well said! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gdawg Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 So what, you miss like 1 play? Better yet....do it while watching the game Word In a piinch halftime is cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco Billy Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 [DrLaura] You've got a wife who does anything to distract you from a hobby that you clearly love? You've got a wife who has some serious issues.[/DrLaura] Seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CardinalEmpire.com Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 I have the same problem too. I couldnt figure out for the longest time what this vibrating sound was coming from our room. Then I realized it was the magic TOY [Leonard Washington]I smell your light saber.[/Leonard Washington] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yellowdog Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 Better yet....do it while watching the game Add a sandwich to the mix and you got yourself the Costanza Trifecta! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McBoog Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 Do it doggy style and you both can watch the game... Is this "Forcing the ball to the tight end" ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiggieFries Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 Is this "Forcing the ball to the tight end" ? ahem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perchoutofwater Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 I've got mine trained to wait until half time. I actually got some during half time of the early games yesterday. Don't get me wrong, if my wife didn't have the manners that she does, I'd probably still go for it in the middle of the game, but I'd have the game on and make sure to position myself in such a way that I could see the game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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