theeohiostate Posted December 15, 2007 Author Share Posted December 15, 2007 Oh..... and I'm in and I want total control over the Cheerleader Management Cliaz has dibs in the department. There would be an opening in the scouting division however. We'd need you to go to colleges all over the country and throw some bigass keg parties to get some pub out for the phins, most don't even know we have a NFL franchise in Miami. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caveman_Nick Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 Cliaz has dibs in the department. There would be an opening in the scouting division however. We'd need you to go to colleges all over the country and throw some bigass keg parties to get some pub out for the phins, most don't even know we have a NFL franchise in Miami. You want one legged midget cheerleaders? I mean.....just because the team sucks doesn;t mean the cheerleaders have to mirror that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 I'd get in but Ronnie Brown would have to carry the ball every play except when I'm playing against him. Then he couldn't carry it one single time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 You want one legged midget cheerleaders? I mean.....just because the team sucks doesn;t mean the cheerleaders have to mirror that. My cheerleaders would do pyramids and throws and crazy stuff like in college. They wouldn't just be the glorified T&A shaking stripper-wannabees that pro teams have now. Not that there is anything wrong with strippers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 And hire Darin as the defensive coordinator I agree, we'd need a knowledgeable, top-notch defensive guy like Darin to square things away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Cid Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 You want one legged midget cheerleaders? I mean.....just because the team sucks doesn;t mean the cheerleaders have to mirror that. No, I definitely want my cheerleader to suck...and swallow. We could set up Gold Room and Hustler Club franchises for those with Club level seats. Charge an extra 10K for the seats too. I'm in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randall Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 As a future NFL owner I propose a multi-round cheerleader draft. We could have a special combine and Jo Jo can supervise the trampoline competition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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