Randall Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 (edited) Or is it Tony Soprano? Tony Sparano has been offered the head coaching position by the Miami Dolphins and will accept the offer at the conclusion of the Dallas Cowboys’ season, according to a source. The 46-year old Sparano is the assistant head coach for the Cowboys. He was hired at Dallas in 2003 by Bill Parcells, who promoted Sparano to assistant head coach. He was the offensive line coach, running game coordinator and play caller in 2006. Parcells was hired as the Dolphins executive vice president of football operations Dec. 20. He has already hired Jeff Ireland from the Cowboys to become Miami’s general manager. The Dolphins were 1-15 this season under first-year coach Cam Cameron, who was fired on Thursday. Sparano also interviewed Saturday with the Baltimore Ravens and interviewed Friday with the Atlanta Falcons. Sparano has also been an assistant coach with Washington, Cleveland and Jacksonville. Phone calls seeking comment from Sparano were not returned. http://gridironfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=49567 BJ can you change title to offered HC job? Edited January 6, 2008 by Randall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avernus Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 man you just wiped out all the Tony Soprano punchlines... I got all anxious because I was going to be the 1st person to post in this thread and make a bad Tony Soprano joke and you completely killed my chances... thanks a bundle.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Cliche Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 Tony Sparano sleeps with the fishes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randall Posted January 6, 2008 Author Share Posted January 6, 2008 man you just wiped out all the Tony Soprano punchlines... I got all anxious because I was going to be the 1st person to post in this thread and make a bad Tony Soprano joke and you completely killed my chances... thanks a bundle.. There's a lot of room for jokes here. Tony could fly Nick Saban in for a visit. Ricky has a new connection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainHook Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 according to ESPN, Parcells denied that the job has been offered yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menudo Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 man you just wiped out all the Tony Soprano punchlines... I got all anxious because I was going to be the 1st person to post in this thread and make a bad Tony Soprano joke and you completely killed my chances... thanks a bundle.. According to the Dolphins, their stadium will be renamed "The Bada Bing" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charty Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 (edited) according to ESPN, Parcells denied that the job has been offered yet. I don't think Miami can offer the job until Dallas is eliminated from play. I think ESPN also said Sparano might be more interested in the Ravens job. Edited January 6, 2008 by charty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyb7 Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 Was Sparano previously in waste management? Perhaps he was a union rep? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeeR Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 man you just wiped out all the Tony Soprano punchlines...Dreamer. I was going to be the 1st person to post in this thread and make a bad Tony Soprano joke If only you could make one and be the last. This got old almost before they started. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pig devilz Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 i think he already has the job.... Coach Tony and, he's already working on team promo's..... Doll-phin they'r just a happy Family Family photo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJoTheWebToedBoy Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 I heard that his 1st job will be to take Jimmy Johnson out deep sea fishing with some of the boys...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pig devilz Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 (edited) I heard that his 1st job will be to take Jimmy Johnson out deep sea fishing with some of the boys...... lol ...and, he's going to hire some Big Pu$$y as an assistant coach. probably from the ___________ (fill in the blank of your fav team to hate) Colts. Edited January 6, 2008 by pig devilz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donutrun Jellies Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 Was Sparano previously in waste management? He has never been Michael Vick's personal advisor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROYALWITCHEESE Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 Now he can stop putting in hours down at Barone Sanitation! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BumpNRun Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 According to the Dolphins, their stadium will be renamed "The Bada Bing" Thats actually a local strip club.....As for flyin Saban in.....I am sure he would siyt in the front of the plane....and exit through the back... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirate lookin' at 40 Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 I haven't figured it out yet, but I think there's a Big my little buddy (as in Uncle my little buddy) joke in there somewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BumpNRun Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 Now he will be a friend of ours......getch my drift...WINK WINK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avernus Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 Dreamer.If only you could make one and be the last. This got old almost before they started. wasn't that the point? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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