Chief Dick Posted September 14, 2008 Share Posted September 14, 2008 (edited) Here we go. A little different spin on Super Bowl predictions. The Most Hyped Ever Super Bowl: Colts vs Giants. With our luck the AFC Championship would be the second conference championship game, so Jim Nantz would come up with this dandy as time expires: "And in two weeks, it's the Manning Bowl." Christalmighty, I'm not sure ESPN has enough announcers and cotton candy reporters available to unearth every old piece of Manning home video showing how cute these 2 goofy headed freaks were growing up. The Lowest Rated Super Bowl Ever: Atlanta vs Oakland. This would be the first Super Bowl in history blacked out in their own home cities due to lack of interest. The Super Bowl Most LIkely to Spontaneously Combust The Huddle Message Boards: Pittsburgh vs Philadelphia. Hide the women and children. This Super Bowl would be hyped as "Menudo vs.The City of Brotherly Love". The Most Unlikely Super Bowl: Kansas City vs. Detroit. The NFL would probably go back and replay the whole season before subjecting the world to this abortion. The Madden Nuts in Mouth Super Bowl: Jets vs. Cowboys. Madden would have to have a second mouth surgically attached to his face to accommodate the overabundance of slobknobbery in this matchup. The Dull Bowl: Chicago vs. Miami. Therapists all over the country will record this game and prescribe it to all their Insomniac patients until the end of time. Suicide hotlines would be on high alert the whole day. The second half advertisers would demand their money back. The Super Bowl ESPN wants to see: Patriots vs Anyone. Satan would be collecting souls from the ESPN executives if the Patriots made the Super Bowl. Imagine the story lines. The hype. The crawl on the bottom of the screen that simply says: "The Best Thing Ever." And with our luck, Brady would miraculously recover from his knee surgery the day after the AFC championship game. Edited September 14, 2008 by Chief Dick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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skylive5 Posted September 14, 2008 Share Posted September 14, 2008 Most excellent CD! I think you are spot on with those calls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menudo Posted September 14, 2008 Share Posted September 14, 2008 Well done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suture Posted September 14, 2008 Share Posted September 14, 2008 lol @ Atlanta vs Oakland being blacked out... probably would happen, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted September 14, 2008 Share Posted September 14, 2008 Here we go. A little different spin on Super Bowl predictions. The Most Hyped Ever Super Bowl: Colts vs Giants. With our luck the AFC Championship would be the second conference championship game, so Jim Nantz would come up with this dandy as time expires: "And in two weeks, it's the Manning Bowl." Christalmighty, I'm not sure ESPN has enough announcers and cotton candy reporters available to unearth every old piece of Manning home video showing how cute these 2 goofy headed freaks were growing up. The Lowest Rated Super Bowl Ever: Atlanta vs Oakland. This would be the first Super Bowl in history blacked out in their own home cities due to lack of interest. The Super Bowl Most LIkely to Spontaneously Combust The Huddle Message Boards: Pittsburgh vs Philadelphia. Hide the women and children. This Super Bowl would be hyped as "Menudo vs.The City of Brotherly Love". The Most Unlikely Super Bowl: Kansas City vs. Detroit. The NFL would probably go back and replay the whole season before subjecting the world to this abortion. The Madden Nuts in Mouth Super Bowl: Jets vs. Cowboys. Madden would have to have a second mouth surgically attached to his face to accommodate the overabundance of slobknobbery in this matchup. The Dull Bowl: Chicago vs. Miami. Therapists all over the country will record this game and prescribe it to all their Insomniac patients until the end of time. Suicide hotlines would be on high alert the whole day. The second half advertisers would demand their money back. The Super Bowl ESPN wants to see: Patriots vs Anyone. Satan would be collecting souls from the ESPN executives if the Patriots made the Super Bowl. Imagine the story lines. The hype. The crawl on the bottom of the screen that simply says: "The Best Thing Ever." And with our luck, Brady would miraculously recover from his knee surgery the day after the AFC championship game. Funny stuff....well done! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted September 14, 2008 Share Posted September 14, 2008 :chuckle: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted September 14, 2008 Author Share Posted September 14, 2008 (edited) Most excellent CD! I think you are spot on with those calls. Out of respect for the old guy (i.e., you), I left the Redskins out. Edited September 14, 2008 by Chief Dick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted September 15, 2008 Author Share Posted September 15, 2008 I'll have to add a few after this nutty weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skylive5 Posted September 15, 2008 Share Posted September 15, 2008 Out of respect for the old guy (i.e., you), I left the Redskins out. LOL The Super Bowl Every Fan Wants To See: Washington Redskins against anyone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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