Moss6 Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 With the Game of all Ages upon us - Please sing joyously THE BALLAD OF HENRY MUTO: Born in the valley of O-Hi-O The rip roarin’est State he knows Raised on the nipple of John Madden Seemingly as delusional as a Packers fan Henry, Henry Muto, king of the fantasy football world Much more likeable than Ugly Tuna Irish will probably pretend to be you Enlightening us with your Fantasy chores The Game of all Ages is naturally yours Henry, Henry Muto, the fantasy football pioneer Fought single-handed through 6,353,124,752 fantasy wars Till the enemy was whipped and peace was in store And while he was playing in the only games that matter He would advise WW, DMD and 2V on conflicting chatter Henry, Henry Muto, the man who knew no fear He went off to every Championship game Fixin’ on whoopin everyone who came Spent more money than the Korean GNP Particularly more than mortals like you and me Henry, Henry Muto, a hero to you and me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gilthorp Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 There can not be a balad of henrymuto without a mention of Larry Johnson. This is not quite there yet. V.2 can be better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randall Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 With the Game of all Ages upon us - Please sing joyously THE BALLAD OF HENRY MUTO: Born in the valley of O-Hi-O The rip roarin’est State he knows Raised on the nipple of John Madden Seemingly as delusional as a Tavaris Jackson fan Henry, Henry Muto, king of the fantasy football world Much more likeable than Ugly Tuna Irish will probably pretend to be you Enlightening us with your Fantasy chores The Game of all Ages is naturally yours Henry, Henry Muto, the fantasy football pioneer Fought single-handed through 6,353,124,752 fantasy wars Till the enemy was whipped and peace was in store And while he was playing in the only games that matter He would advise WW, DMD and 2V on conflicting chatter Henry, Henry Muto, the man who knew no fear He went off to every Championship game Fixin’ on whoopin everyone who came Spent more money than the Korean GNP Particularly more than mortals like you and me Henry, Henry Muto, a hero to you and me Irish as Henry Muto? Naah Irish has good teams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peepinmofo Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 There can not be a balad of henrymuto without a mention of Larry Johnson. This is not quite there yet. V.2 can be better. Also, there needs to be mention of a 1000$ buyin. Overall though, pretty good piece of writing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peepinmofo Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 Irish as Henry Muto? Naah Irish has good teams. What ever happened to him anyway? Irish I mean... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 What ever happened to him anyway? Irish I mean... Who cares. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Irish Doggy Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 What ever happened to him anyway? Irish I mean... Gang raped by baboons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 Who is this Henry Muto and why do we talk about him so much ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randall Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 What ever happened to him anyway? Irish I mean... I heard he was banned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 I heard he was banned. Banned of brothers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pig devilz Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 is that sung to the tune of, 'The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Irish Doggy Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 (edited) is that sung to the tune of, 'The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald'? Old school (1950s) B&W TV. "Davy, Davy Crockett, king of the wild frontier." Edited December 19, 2008 by The Irish Doggy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 Old school (1950s) B&W TV. "Davy, Davy Crockett, king of the wild frontier." Ursa was in his 40s when that came out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MTSuper7 Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 This seems like an appropriate thread to add this llittle nugget... In browsing the various threads out here, it is amazing how often Henry Muto is brought up. I mean, you can literally take any freakin thread and someone will figure out a way to poke fun at Henry Muto. What the heck is wrong with Robert Mathis? Henry Muto. Why do coaches call sweeps on 4th an 1? Henry Muto. What players are on your "avoid list" next year? Anyone on one of Henry Muto's 74 teams. Any chance the joke is getting old yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutch Oven Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 Who cares. + Infinity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 (edited) Any chance the joke is getting old yet? No. ETA: As reference, look how long Irish, C herni, S ores and Dan Pastorini have lasted as regular fodder Edited December 19, 2008 by Big Country Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco Billy Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 + Infinity +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peepinmofo Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 Ok guys... sorry about the question about irish. I didnt know the story. Now I do. Forget I asked. Man, you guys are brutal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moss6 Posted December 19, 2008 Author Share Posted December 19, 2008 Old school (1950s) B&W TV. "Davy, Davy Crockett, king of the wild frontier." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randall Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 Ok guys... sorry about the question about irish. I didnt know the story. Now I do. Forget I asked. Man, you guys are brutal. It's like high school around here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 4 User(s) are reading this topic (1 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)3 Members: irish, Azazello1313, Bengal Mania :groan: way to go guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazinib1 Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 (edited) It's like high school around here. Haven't you learned this place is run by a bunch of hall monitors? (cue Glory Days) Edited December 20, 2008 by Chief Dick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riffraff Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 Also, there needs to be mention of a 1000$ buyin. Overall though, pretty good piece of writing. I counted 6k. He was just subtle about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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