PaulOttCarruth Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 Should have some value at some point based on Schaub's history. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt Ryan Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 no joke, I was tempted to just cut him in dynasty league. Now I will keep him and trade him when Schab goes down yet again this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pope Flick Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 Never a hater of the guy, never a true fan either. Wish him the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziachild007 Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 Ummm....OK. Doesn't hurt to have a spare QB around I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tford Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 Bump up AJ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMD Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 Bump up AJ? That was funny. Grossman was a more productive QB than Orton, he just had way more turnovers and bad plays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pope Flick Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 That was funny. Grossman was a more productive QB than Orton, he just had way more turnovers and bad plays. Fawk it, I'm throwing it downfield. Is that Berrian? I think he's triple-covered. You know what? Fawk it. I'm throwing it downfield. Yeah, I see Jones open on the flank. But fawk that. Dumpoff passes are for ***-gots. I'm fawking Sexy Rexy Grossman. I can get that ball in there. And, even if I can't, I bet I'll be able to pull it off the next go round. I like throwing the ball long. It makes my dick hard. What's that? I should throw a quick slant? Fawk that. That's ***. Button hook? ***. Flare out? ***. Screen pass? Kevin Spacey ***. This is fawking football. You can't just expect wins to come to you. You can't massage that poopy. You gotta grab that game by the throat and rape the ever-loving poopy out of it. You think a 5-yard out is gonna win you a game? You're a my little buddy. This ain't John Shoop running this offense. Sexy Rexy's got the arm. The dragon. You gotta unleash the dragon. Okay, I'm throwing it. Nice. Look how far it went. I look good. I bet I made that Pats cheerleader wet her panties with that throw. She fawking wants me. I bet she likes it over a stair railing. I can hit that with 100% accuracy, my dear. Mmmmmm. I am delicious. Oh poopy. Looks like Samuel caught it. Again. Oh well. It still felt fawking great to throw that poopy. Tell me that wasn't one of the prettiest passes you ever saw. You know what? Not only am I gonna throw it long the next time we hit the field. I'm gonna throw it even longer. Harder. You see that kid in wheelchair sitting in the end zone bleachers? I'm gonna nail him right between the fawking eyes with a Sexy Rexy fastball. Why? Because I can. This is Rex Grossman we're talking about here. We're talking 210 lbs. of twisted steel and sex appeal. I'm not just a gunslinger. I'm a cumslinger. Throwing that ball long tells all the Rexettes that I am fawking out there. On the edge. Where I gotta be. The ladies love the danger. The unpredictability. Oh, maybe I'll tease them with a pretty touch pass every now and again. But then I'm gonna go right back to pumping that ball out for all it's worth. It tells them I throw like I fawk. That's how we do things in the sexy business. Tell me you're not turned on right now. I am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowboutthemCowboys Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 Fawk it, I'm throwing it downfield. Is that Berrian? I think he's triple-covered. You know what? Fawk it. I'm throwing it downfield. Yeah, I see Jones open on the flank. But fawk that. Dumpoff passes are for ***-gots. I'm fawking Sexy Rexy Grossman. I can get that ball in there. And, even if I can't, I bet I'll be able to pull it off the next go round. I like throwing the ball long. It makes my dick hard. What's that? I should throw a quick slant? Fawk that. That's ***. Button hook? ***. Flare out? ***. Screen pass? Kevin Spacey ***. This is fawking football. You can't just expect wins to come to you. You can't massage that poopy. You gotta grab that game by the throat and rape the ever-loving poopy out of it. You think a 5-yard out is gonna win you a game? You're a my little buddy. This ain't John Shoop running this offense. Sexy Rexy's got the arm. The dragon. You gotta unleash the dragon. Okay, I'm throwing it. Nice. Look how far it went. I look good. I bet I made that Pats cheerleader wet her panties with that throw. She fawking wants me. I bet she likes it over a stair railing. I can hit that with 100% accuracy, my dear. Mmmmmm. I am delicious. Oh poopy. Looks like Samuel caught it. Again. Oh well. It still felt fawking great to throw that poopy. Tell me that wasn't one of the prettiest passes you ever saw. You know what? Not only am I gonna throw it long the next time we hit the field. I'm gonna throw it even longer. Harder. You see that kid in wheelchair sitting in the end zone bleachers? I'm gonna nail him right between the fawking eyes with a Sexy Rexy fastball. Why? Because I can. This is Rex Grossman we're talking about here. We're talking 210 lbs. of twisted steel and sex appeal. I'm not just a gunslinger. I'm a cumslinger. Throwing that ball long tells all the Rexettes that I am fawking out there. On the edge. Where I gotta be. The ladies love the danger. The unpredictability. Oh, maybe I'll tease them with a pretty touch pass every now and again. But then I'm gonna go right back to pumping that ball out for all it's worth. It tells them I throw like I fawk. That's how we do things in the sexy business. Tell me you're not turned on right now. I am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco Billy Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 I like Orlovsky better than Grossman. Talk about your "damning with faint praise"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tford Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 Fawk it, I'm throwing it downfield. Is that Berrian? I think he's triple-covered. You know what? Fawk it. I'm throwing it downfield. Yeah, I see Jones open on the flank. But fawk that. Dumpoff passes are for ***-gots. I'm fawking Sexy Rexy Grossman. I can get that ball in there. And, even if I can't, I bet I'll be able to pull it off the next go round. I like throwing the ball long. It makes my dick hard. What's that? I should throw a quick slant? Fawk that. That's ***. Button hook? ***. Flare out? ***. Screen pass? Kevin Spacey ***. This is fawking football. You can't just expect wins to come to you. You can't massage that poopy. You gotta grab that game by the throat and rape the ever-loving poopy out of it. You think a 5-yard out is gonna win you a game? You're a my little buddy. This ain't John Shoop running this offense. Sexy Rexy's got the arm. The dragon. You gotta unleash the dragon. Okay, I'm throwing it. Nice. Look how far it went. I look good. I bet I made that Pats cheerleader wet her panties with that throw. She fawking wants me. I bet she likes it over a stair railing. I can hit that with 100% accuracy, my dear. Mmmmmm. I am delicious. Oh poopy. Looks like Samuel caught it. Again. Oh well. It still felt fawking great to throw that poopy. Tell me that wasn't one of the prettiest passes you ever saw. You know what? Not only am I gonna throw it long the next time we hit the field. I'm gonna throw it even longer. Harder. You see that kid in wheelchair sitting in the end zone bleachers? I'm gonna nail him right between the fawking eyes with a Sexy Rexy fastball. Why? Because I can. This is Rex Grossman we're talking about here. We're talking 210 lbs. of twisted steel and sex appeal. I'm not just a gunslinger. I'm a cumslinger. Throwing that ball long tells all the Rexettes that I am fawking out there. On the edge. Where I gotta be. The ladies love the danger. The unpredictability. Oh, maybe I'll tease them with a pretty touch pass every now and again. But then I'm gonna go right back to pumping that ball out for all it's worth. It tells them I throw like I fawk. That's how we do things in the sexy business. Tell me you're not turned on right now. I am. I didn't know that Pope Flick's real name is Rex Grossman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 I didn't know that Pope Flick's real name is Rex Grossman. No it isn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peepinmofo Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 This is just Gross, Man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco Billy Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 I didn't know that Pope Flick's real name is Rex Grossman. Sounds more like he aspires to be sexy Rexy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco Billy Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Uh-oh, Rexy... Grossman’s battle begins: Monday marked quarterback Rex Grossman’s battle for a spot on the Texans’ roster. Grossman, who signed with the Texans as a free agent on Friday, joined the team for the opening day of mini-camp and will compete against Alex Brink for the third quarterback spot behind starter Matt Schaub and Dan Orlovsky. “It’s another opportunity for me to be in this league and get to where I want to be,” Grossman said. “I’m going to work as hard as I can and let the chips fall where they may. "I see him being a productive guy in our system. The key is: He’s got to make up months of work here in about four weeks to get in there and legitimately compete with these guys.” - Gary Kubiak on Rex Grossman“I’m 28 years old. I’ve got a lot left. I’m hungry to get back up, to start at some point in my career and get back to the Super Bowl. So I’m extremely motivated.” Schaub enters the season as the entrenched starter, so Grossman’s focus for now will be making a team that usually carries two quarterbacks. “I have carried two; I’ve been a product of a two-quarterback system,” Kubiak said. “But we have a long way to go and a lot of players to evaluate.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brentastic Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Fawk it, I'm throwing it downfield. Is that Berrian? I think he's triple-covered. You know what? Fawk it. I'm throwing it downfield. Yeah, I see Jones open on the flank. But fawk that. Dumpoff passes are for ***-gots. I'm fawking Sexy Rexy Grossman. I can get that ball in there. And, even if I can't, I bet I'll be able to pull it off the next go round. I like throwing the ball long. It makes my dick hard. What's that? I should throw a quick slant? Fawk that. That's ***. Button hook? ***. Flare out? ***. Screen pass? Kevin Spacey ***. This is fawking football. You can't just expect wins to come to you. You can't massage that poopy. You gotta grab that game by the throat and rape the ever-loving poopy out of it. You think a 5-yard out is gonna win you a game? You're a my little buddy. This ain't John Shoop running this offense. Sexy Rexy's got the arm. The dragon. You gotta unleash the dragon. Okay, I'm throwing it. Nice. Look how far it went. I look good. I bet I made that Pats cheerleader wet her panties with that throw. She fawking wants me. I bet she likes it over a stair railing. I can hit that with 100% accuracy, my dear. Mmmmmm. I am delicious. Oh poopy. Looks like Samuel caught it. Again. Oh well. It still felt fawking great to throw that poopy. Tell me that wasn't one of the prettiest passes you ever saw. You know what? Not only am I gonna throw it long the next time we hit the field. I'm gonna throw it even longer. Harder. You see that kid in wheelchair sitting in the end zone bleachers? I'm gonna nail him right between the fawking eyes with a Sexy Rexy fastball. Why? Because I can. This is Rex Grossman we're talking about here. We're talking 210 lbs. of twisted steel and sex appeal. I'm not just a gunslinger. I'm a cumslinger. Throwing that ball long tells all the Rexettes that I am fawking out there. On the edge. Where I gotta be. The ladies love the danger. The unpredictability. Oh, maybe I'll tease them with a pretty touch pass every now and again. But then I'm gonna go right back to pumping that ball out for all it's worth. It tells them I throw like I fawk. That's how we do things in the sexy business. Tell me you're not turned on right now. I am. Can't remember where I saw that initially a few years back, but it was hilarious then and hilarious now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egret Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Orlovsky should be alright if he can stay out of the back of the endzone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziachild007 Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 will compete against Alex Brink for the third quarterback spot behind starter Matt Schaub and Dan Orlovsky. That's about what I figured. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belushi Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Rex is no Alex Brink. Who the F is Alex Brink? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Rex is no Alex Brink. Who the F is Alex Brink? A QB that will be cut sooner rather than later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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