Kid Cid Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 HEADLINE: "D.C. Police are "cracking" down on speeders. For the first offense, they give you two Redskins tickets. (If you get stopped a second time, they give you two Nationals tickets.)" Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A. The Washington Redskins. Q. What do the Redskins and Billy Graham have in common? A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ". Q. How do you keep the Redskins out of your yard? A. Put up a goal post. Q. Where do you go in D.C. in case of a tornado? A. To FedEx Field - they never have a touchdown there! Q. What do you call a Redskin with a Super Bowl ring? A. Senior Citizen Q. What's the difference between the Redskins and a dollar bill? A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill. Q. How many Redskins does it take to win a Super Bowl? A. We may never find out in the 21st century. Q. What do the Redskins and opossums have in common? A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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