Brentastic Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Not trying to steal Menudo's schtick, just feeling poetic. I wrote this for some co-workers and thought I'd share with you guys: When things seem tough and the day is grim Just picture the man with the half-assed grin His hair is cut in the shape of a bowl where you collect oatmeal or mix cookie dough With bags under his eyes like he's been drinking all day You'd think that his job was to sleep and then lay his demeanor is brutal when you watch on TV He lacks leadership skills you expect from QBs But when you sit back and reflect on the game 'It's the coaches' you claim, 'they are to blame' It wasn't the coaches who threw 4 or 5 pics It was Cutler, the savior, we still need to fix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menudo Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 (edited) Roses are red, Violets are blue, People who write poems about football are ghey. Edited November 13, 2009 by Menudo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MustOfBeenDrunk Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Roses are red,Violets are blue, People who write poems about football are ghey. yep ,,, Steeler fans and poem writers ,,, what's this world coming to ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STL Fan Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Not trying to steal Menudo's schtick, just feeling poetic. I wrote this for some co-workers and thought I'd share with you guys: When things seem tough and the day is grim Just picture the man with the half-assed grin His hair is cut in the shape of a bowl where you collect oatmeal or mix cookie dough With bags under his eyes like he's been drinking all day You'd think that his job was to sleep and then lay his demeanor is brutal when you watch on TV He lacks leadership skills you expect from QBs But when you sit back and reflect on the game 'It's the coaches' you claim, 'they are to blame' It wasn't the coaches who threw 4 or 5 pics It was Bulger, the savior, we still need to fix Fixed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Shane Matthews Cade McNown Jim Miller Chris Chandler Henry Burris Kordell Stewart Rex Grossman Jonathan Quinn Craig Krenzel Chad Hutchinson Kyle Orton ***Jay Cutler*** I blame the quarterback. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gdawg Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 Not trying to steal Menudo's schtick, just feeling poetic. I wrote this for some co-workers and thought I'd share with you guys: When things seem tough and the day is grim Just picture the man with the half-assed grin His hair is cut in the shape of a bowl where you collect oatmeal or mix cookie dough With bags under his eyes like he's been drinking all day You'd think that his job was to sleep and then lay his demeanor is brutal when you watch on TV He lacks leadership skills you expect from QBs But when you sit back and reflect on the game 'It's the coaches' you claim, 'they are to blame' It wasn't the coaches who threw 4 or 5 pics It was Cutler, the savior, we still need to fix If you will indulge me: Roses are red, Violets are gray Cutler needs to find a new job, I hope he studied hard in college, Menudo is ghey. Well, Menudo isn't ghey but the rest of the poem stands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooknladder Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 Roses are red,Violets are blue, People who write poems about football are ghey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpinalTapp Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 There once was a QB named Jay To the other team he would throw the ball all day As he slammed his fist down He screamed with a frown God D&mn if he didn't look like Forte! That's all I could come up with in 30 seconds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brentastic Posted November 14, 2009 Author Share Posted November 14, 2009 There once was a QB named JayTo the other team he would throw the ball all day As he slammed his fist down He screamed with a frown God D&mn if he didn't look like Forte! That's all I could come up with in 30 seconds. I like this one, good stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slickvick Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 (edited) McDaniels doesn't look like such an idiot anymore now does he?I betcha the Bears have a winning record with Orton at QB.I never understood why so many disliked him at QB for the Bears. Edited November 14, 2009 by slickvick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donutrun Jellies Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 Bear Fan Poets across the country are desperately trying to think of what rhymes with "suck" so they can finish their poems about Jay Cutler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 Bear Fan Poets across the country are desperately trying to think of what rhymes with "suck" so they can finish their poems about Jay Cutler. he throws a dead duck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keggerz Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 thought this would be a play on the Five, Five Dollar, Five Dollar Foot Long song Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STL Fan Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 Bear Fan Poets across the country are desperately trying to think of what rhymes with "suck" so they can finish their poems about Jay Cutler. They know what rhymes, they also know that it will come out looking something like "Hey sailor, new in town?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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