imtoolowkey Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 (edited) So, I play in two big money local leagues every year. They are very very competitive and the words often boil over into hostility, but they are among friends so it's all in good fun. This year I won both, and I know for many of you who tire of hearing bragging about how much you won - let's just say we've been playing for 10+ years and it gets more expensive each year. This year I won 2 of 2 outright, which is unbelievable as there is a small crossover and most everyone knows it. I've also won 3 of the last 4, in one of them, which in my own book makes me legendary. In fact (since i live and work in Switzerland), I had my flight and league fee paid for plus my cash from last year which was owed to me and I never collected. But the league with the most trash talking, I had to celebrate somehow. With all the money I've taken, I owed something back to the league. When I stumbled upon this gift from the fantasy gods, I knew I had to order it. Just put the purchase order in and inputted the commish's shipping address. I wish I could be there when he opens this and sees this trophy in all his glory. On each individual nameplate, I went back through the league seasons and gathered the data. Last year we started Chump of the Week awards where the person with the lowest score of the week gets written up and his team completely ripped apart by commentary. Ultimately this leads to Chump of the Year awards (the person with the most chump of the weeks). So each individual nameplate commemorates: a) the champion's team nickname and first name the 2nd place chump c) chump of the year. I chose the karate theme for obvious ass kicking reasons. https://www.quicktrophy.com/imageviewer.php...ntasy.large.jpg edit: I think I imagined a scene where the commish opens it much in the same way The Monolith is presented in 2001: A Space Odyssey, with music and all. Edited January 15, 2010 by imtoolowkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 That there is some clever spamming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovers Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 That there is some clever spamming Parading as a Jets fan no less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Outshined Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 That there is some clever spamming The guy lives in Switzerland, the company is in Michigan. He's been here since September, spammer usually have a 'join date' the same day as the post. Parading as a Jets fan no less. I am shocked that there are more jets fans out there too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 The guy lives in Switzerland, the company is in Michigan. He's been here since September, spammer usually have a 'join date' the same day as the post. ....and his other posts have no spam in them, and no spam in the sig either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovers Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 My bad. I blame it on Whomper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.D.Morrison Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 Is this Henry Muto? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cameltosis Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 I get the first part of his nickname. But whats an owkey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowboysDiehard Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 (edited) Not too low key, or is he? As soon as my brother in law sends me the money I won in his league, I'm spending it on hookers and blow. With all that dough, I may be able to afford a pack of coat-hangers and a bag of balloons! Edited January 15, 2010 by CowboysDiehard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 Not too low key, or is he? As soon as my brother in law sends me the money I won in his league, I'm spending it on hookers and blow. With all that dough, I may be able to afford a pack of coat-hangers and a bag of balloons! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bier Meister Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 wiegie's wife's we tar ted cousin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 I still think he is pimping the trophy site Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeachBum Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 I get the first part of his nickname. But whats an owkey? Now that's funny!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaP'N GRuNGe Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 It's no Shiva trophy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunday Couch Potatoe Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 It's no Shiva trophy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imtoolowkey Posted January 21, 2010 Author Share Posted January 21, 2010 (edited) Haha, I wasn't pimping the trophy site. I was away on business so I couldn't defend myself!!!! Seems like too much effort to spam. But come on! Kicking ass in 2 out of 2 and then dumping on friends with a karate trophy? What trophy spammer can make this up!?!!! edit: Im from new jersey - so thats the explanation for the jets - but who from jersey actually admits theyre from jersey! especially after mtv's jersey shore! Edited January 21, 2010 by imtoolowkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 Haha, I wasn't pimping the trophy site. I was away on business so I couldn't defend myself!!!! Seems like too much effort to spam. But come on! Kicking ass in 2 out of 2 and then dumping on friends with a karate trophy? What trophy spammer can make this up!?!!! edit: Im from new jersey - so thats the explanation for the jets - but who from jersey actually admits theyre from jersey! especially after mtv's jersey shore! Looks more like Russia than Switzerland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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