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Ole and Sven die in a snowmobile accident, drunker than skunks, and go to Hell.

 

The Devil observes that they are really enjoying themselves. He says to them 'Doesn't the heat and smoke bother you?

 

Ole replies, 'Vell, ya know, ve're from nordern Minnesooota, da land of snow an ice, an ve're yust happy fer a chance ta varm up a little bit, ya know.'

 

The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up the heat even more.

 

When he returns to the room of the two guys from Minnesota, the devil finds them in light jackets and hats, grilling Walleye and drinking mead..

 

The devil is astonished and exclaims, 'Everyone down here is in total misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourselves and I want to know why!'

 

Sven replies, 'Vell, ya know, ve don't git too much varm veather up dere at da Falls, so ve've yust got ta haff a fish fry vhen da veather's dis nice.'

 

The devil is absolutely furious. He can hardly see straight. Finally he comes up with the answer.

 

The two guys love the heat because they have been cold all their lives. The devil decides to turn all the heat off in Hell.

 

The next morning, the temperature is 60 below zero, icicles are hanging everywhere, and the inhabitants of hell are shivering so bad that they are unable to wail, moan or gnash their teeth.

 

The devil smiles and heads for the room with Ole and Sven. He gets there and finds them back in their parkas, bomber hats, and mittens. They are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like mad men.

 

The devil is dumbfounded, 'I don't understand, when I turn up the heat you're happy. Now its freezing cold and you're still happy. What is wrong with you two?'

 

They both look at the devil in surprise and say, 'Vell, don't ya know, if hell iss froze over, dat must mean da Vikings von da Super Bowl'

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:wacko: Good stuff, Riffraff.

 

I've decided to take this deal from Outshined.

 

I offer up the Jared Allen jersey and a beer the next time we get together and he offers up my UFF-DA dues and a beer. Thanks to all who made an offer!

better to have the bet with a vikes fan anyway...now I have to call swammi for some art lessons

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I've decided to take this deal from Outshined.

 

I offer up the Jared Allen jersey and a beer the next time we get together and he offers up my UFF-DA dues and a beer. Thanks to all who made an offer!

 

After the Cowboys win the game tomorrow...can I have the jersey since you obviously don't want it?

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Ole and Sven die in a snowmobile accident, drunker than skunks, and go to Hell.

 

The Devil observes that they are really enjoying themselves. He says to them 'Doesn't the heat and smoke bother you?

 

Ole replies, 'Vell, ya know, ve're from nordern Minnesooota, da land of snow an ice, an ve're yust happy fer a chance ta varm up a little bit, ya know.'

 

The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up the heat even more.

 

When he returns to the room of the two guys from Minnesota, the devil finds them in light jackets and hats, grilling Walleye and drinking mead..

 

The devil is astonished and exclaims, 'Everyone down here is in total misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourselves and I want to know why!'

 

Sven replies, 'Vell, ya know, ve don't git too much varm veather up dere at da Falls, so ve've yust got ta haff a fish fry vhen da veather's dis nice.'

 

The devil is absolutely furious. He can hardly see straight. Finally he comes up with the answer.

 

The two guys love the heat because they have been cold all their lives. The devil decides to turn all the heat off in Hell.

 

The next morning, the temperature is 60 below zero, icicles are hanging everywhere, and the inhabitants of hell are shivering so bad that they are unable to wail, moan or gnash their teeth.

 

The devil smiles and heads for the room with Ole and Sven. He gets there and finds them back in their parkas, bomber hats, and mittens. They are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like mad men.

 

The devil is dumbfounded, 'I don't understand, when I turn up the heat you're happy. Now its freezing cold and you're still happy. What is wrong with you two?'

 

They both look at the devil in surprise and say, 'Vell, don't ya know, if hell iss froze over, dat must mean da Vikings von da Super Bowl'

:wacko: Good Stuff!

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:D Good stuff, Riffraff.

 

I've decided to take this deal from Outshined.

 

I offer up the Jared Allen jersey and a beer the next time we get together and he offers up my UFF-DA dues and a beer. Thanks to all who made an offer!

 

 

:wacko: Looks like that beer might have to come this week!

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So I entered a drawing a month ago with a number of wonderful prizes at stake and I managed to win one. Unfortunately, for me, it kinda turned out to be the booby prize. A Jared Allen jersey. Hey Sailor! New in town???! I can't possibly get any use out of that.

 

So here's the deal. This Cowboy fan is gonna put up that unworn Jaren Allen jersey that cost me nothing and is worth even less to me and any Viking fans out there can put up something in return of your choice. If I find something interesting in one of your offers, we'll place the bet on who wins the game tomorrow.

 

Let me see what ya got.

 

G.I.

 

I bet a bazillion dollars on the Vikings.

 

And instead of giving it to me, please burn your jersey . . . . :wacko:

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