Big Dogs Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 For those using CBS Sportsline, has anyone seen this new "Assisstant GM" feature they have when setting your line up... I periodically look at these for the humor in them, but just found the most hilarious one I've seen to date...... My RB2 last week was McFadden, and as we all know, got hurt this past week...... this is the recommendation I got this week from the "CBS Assistant GM" on what to do with McFadden.... McFadden, Darren RB OAK in your active lineup is being benched in many leagues, he is now started in 74% of leagues (down from 93% 3 days ago). 1. Trade McNabb, Donovan QB WAS to Dactyles for Peterson, Adrian RB MIN. Then activate him to replace McFadden, Darren RB OAK Evaluate · Propose Trade 2. Trade McNabb, Donovan QB WAS to Hermanators for Rice, Ray RB BAL. Then activate him to replace McFadden, Darren RB OAK Evaluate · Propose Trade This is why I come to the Huddle. Not sure what algorithims this new program uses to suggest trades, but clearly this algorithim was drunk!!! Maybe if I get the other owners drunk, they'll think this is a legit offer..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 I saw that tab in my league but haven't even clicked on it yet. Guess I'll have to check it out. Just checked and the only comment it had on my team was: Giants DST is a below average option at his position. They scored 32 points last week when they destroyed the Bears... So I don't know if they are that terrible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BGB Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 The assistant GM in my league does not offer trade advice, only tells me when I have a below average option. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke davenport Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 The assistant GM in my league does not offer trade advice, only tells me when I have a below average option. Mine says that my wife is a below average option at this position. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMD Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 That stuff kills me. I spend so much time on projections when I know many other sites just use an algorithm and press a button. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRUISER Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 I just checked and the assistant gm doesnt have any problem with my lineup so I guess I can chaulk this week up as a win and start worrying about the following week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 I just checked and the assistant gm doesnt have any problem with my lineup so I guess I can chaulk this week up as a win and start worrying about the following week. +1 I even put in to start VICK and the Assistant GM was mum. Looks like that "chest problem" is overblown! You heard it here first! Thanks, Assistant GM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MustOfBeenDrunk Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 Mine says that my wife is a below average option at this position. I could insert many punch line here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby's Hubby Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 I could insert many punch line here definately, LoL, and in so many directions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_am_the_swammi Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Just clicked on it, and it told me "Torain, Ryan RB is a below average option at this position" Also told me "Tate, Brandon WR NE is not worth keeping on your roster." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eagle2003 Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 (edited) Mine told me YOU'RE THE BEST. You can't possibly improve your team. Edited October 8, 2010 by Eagle2003 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Mine told me YOUR THE BEST. You can't possibly improve your team. They also need a grammar check there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eagle2003 Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 (edited) Well played! Fixed! Edited October 8, 2010 by Eagle2003 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eagle2003 Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Knox, Johnny WR CHI in your active lineup is being benched in many leagues, he is now started in 34% of leagues (down from 40% 3 days ago). You think I want to play Johnny Knox this week? How about "With bye weeks, it appears you have NO OTHER OPTION!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flemingd Posted October 16, 2010 Share Posted October 16, 2010 Colts DST is a below average option at his position. 1. Drop Colts DST and claim 49ers DST Evaluate · Add/Drop Player Int STY SACK TK DFR FF DTD PA PaNetA RuYdA TYdA FPTS Colts DST 3 0 8 255 4 5 1 101 1018 711 1729 35.0 49ers DST 4 0 10 286 1 2 1 130 1138 557 1695 27.0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flemingd Posted October 16, 2010 Share Posted October 16, 2010 Reed, Jeff K PIT is a below average option at his position. 1. Drop Reed, Jeff K PIT and claim Gould, Robbie K CHI Evaluate · Add/Drop Jeff Reed bye week is paid for (12 man league) #9 overall 8.2 average ppw Robbie Gould #13 overall 7.0 average ppw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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