kw_gullatt06 Posted November 27, 2010 Share Posted November 27, 2010 Looking for a good name for a trophy for the team that finishes last. I am in a league with a bunch of friends and it is way more intense than my money leagues and since Im not going to finish last place I think it would be a great idea to create a trophy for the guy whose team is a joke lol So lets hear some names.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexgaddis Posted November 27, 2010 Share Posted November 27, 2010 The Detroit Lions Award Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted November 27, 2010 Share Posted November 27, 2010 Ryan Leaf trophy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco Billy Posted November 27, 2010 Share Posted November 27, 2010 The Duece Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainHook Posted November 27, 2010 Share Posted November 27, 2010 Puddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
historymike Posted November 27, 2010 Share Posted November 27, 2010 1. The Woe-begotten Washout Award. 2. The Pathetic Poser award. 3. There is always the tried-and-true "Toilet Bowl" award, though this has lost its originality. 5. Puddy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted November 27, 2010 Share Posted November 27, 2010 The Gay Pride Award.* * - NTTAWTT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted November 27, 2010 Share Posted November 27, 2010 ...or alternately, you could rub the salt in the wound of TWO people by determining (if this is a new trophy in an existing league) who is the most woe-begotten owner in league history and name it after that guy (i.e. "remember when Larry drafted Jon Kitna first overall? Hi-LAR-ious, let's name the last place trophy 'The Larry Carlson Memorial Trophy' "). Or just name it after the first recipient (i.e. "Can you change the name of that f*cking last place trophy? I've won the league 3 of the past 5 years! I just had bad luck that first year!" "No, we can't."). Good way to give the business to TWO owners for suckage every year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brentastic Posted November 27, 2010 Share Posted November 27, 2010 ...or alternately, you could rub the salt in the wound of TWO people by determining (if this is a new trophy in an existing league) who is the most woe-begotten owner in league history and name it after that guy (i.e. "remember when Larry drafted Jon Kitna first overall? Hi-LAR-ious, let's name the last place trophy 'The Larry Carlson Memorial Trophy' "). Good way to give the business to TWO owners for suckage every year. I like this idea. In my 'friends' league, we have an owner who is usually the worst or if he's not he always complains the most. I pictured naming it after him and it's priceless. IF there's a guy like that in your league, I think this is the way to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
historymike Posted November 27, 2010 Share Posted November 27, 2010 Or better, to keep alive the memory of former owners who sank to new lows of bad drafting, like a dude in one of my leagues who drafted Tony Banks in the first round in 2000 (he was a Michigan State homer and a second-year FF tool). On a semi-related note, I heard a cleaned-up curse today that might have use for smack talk in leagues with profanity filters or sensitive owners: "incestuous kinslaying oathbreaker." Made me laugh for a short moment before I returned to my misery in watching Michigan get stomped by Ohio State. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choppy Posted November 28, 2010 Share Posted November 28, 2010 We have a term here we use for last place in anything. It's called the DFL award. DFL standing for Dead effing Last. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footballjoe Posted November 28, 2010 Share Posted November 28, 2010 Cellar Dwellar Award Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABearWithFurniture Posted November 28, 2010 Share Posted November 28, 2010 The Sacko Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy_22 Posted November 28, 2010 Share Posted November 28, 2010 Toilet Bowl..... Here's what we do in our 15+ year friends money league. 12 teams - 8 make the playoffs. The last four play FOR the Toilet Bowl as a secondary prize. Why? We keep two each year and the winner gets first pick in the next draft (all others ranked by finishing order). And it keeps teams from tanking if they don't make the real playoffs. And yes, we do have an actual toilet seat that the winner signs and passes on each year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLAYER Posted November 28, 2010 Share Posted November 28, 2010 How about The Last Place Trophy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Favre4ever Posted November 28, 2010 Share Posted November 28, 2010 The Bottom Feeder! or Bye Weeker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glabra Posted November 28, 2010 Share Posted November 28, 2010 The Pear Shaped Loser award Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loaf Posted November 28, 2010 Share Posted November 28, 2010 Elephant Race Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted November 28, 2010 Share Posted November 28, 2010 The Dumper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazinib1 Posted November 28, 2010 Share Posted November 28, 2010 (edited) You Suck Or just buy one of these and engrave it Edited November 28, 2010 by tazinib1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_bone65 Posted November 28, 2010 Share Posted November 28, 2010 How aboutThe Last Place Trophy. Nah, too original Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lennykravitz2004 Posted November 28, 2010 Share Posted November 28, 2010 (edited) "My Team Sucked Award" "Fumb Duck Award" "I paid for your entry fee and prize money" or "First Donator" (sp?) "Invented New Physics Award" (b/c their team sucks and blows, all the same time!) "Craptastic! Award" I know... I'm kind of stretching a bit here. ETA: Thanks to buddah's post below, how about "League Bitch"? Edited November 28, 2010 by lennykravitz2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted November 28, 2010 Share Posted November 28, 2010 I found this... The Golden Princess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loaf Posted November 28, 2010 Share Posted November 28, 2010 I found this... The Golden Princess god that's hideous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riffraff Posted November 28, 2010 Share Posted November 28, 2010 The 0-16 Matt Millen Award If you are going to lose, lose them all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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