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Brooking's pregame speech before the Philly game.

 

ARE YOU READY MEN?

 

YEAH!

 

THIS IS OUR TIME!

 

YEAH!

 

THIS IS OUR HOUSE!

 

YEAH!

 

THEY HAVE COME INTO OUR HOUSE!

 

YEAH!

 

THEY DID NOT WIPE THEIR FEET ON THE MAT THAT WAS PROVIDED TO THEM, DID THEY!?

 

NO!

 

THEY SCORNED OUR OFFER OF A COOL REFRESHING BEVERAGE!

 

YEAH!

 

THEY TALKED ABOUT THEMSELVES FOR 20 MINUTES WHILE WE FAILED TO GET A WORD IN EDGEWISE!

 

YEAH!

 

AND WE HAVE METHODS FOR DEALING WITH GUESTS OF SUCH ILL TEMPER, DON’T WE?

 

YEAH!

 

YOU KNOW WHAT WE’RE GONNA DO?

 

YEAH!

 

WE’RE GONNA HIT ‘EM IN THE MOUTH!

 

YEAH!

 

AND WE’RE GONNA HIT ‘EM AGAIN!

 

YEAH!

 

AND WE’RE GONNA BLOODY THEIR NOSE!

 

YEAH!

 

AND WE WILL NOT OFFER SO MUCH AS A DISPOSABLE PAPER TOWEL TO STOP THE BLEEDING!

 

NO!

 

AND THEN YOU KNOW WHAT WE’RE GONNA DO?

 

YEAH!

 

WE’RE GONNA GIVE UP A 70-YARD PASS ON THE VERY FIRST PLAY!

 

YEAH!

 

WE’RE GONNA BE VERY HAPPENSTANCE IN OUR TACKLING!

 

YEAH!

 

AND THEN WE’RE GONNA STOMP THE SPREAD!

 

YEAH!

 

LET’S GET IT IN HERE….PLUS FOUR ON THREE….READY…ONE TWO THREE!

 

PLUS FOUR!

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THEY DID NOT WIPE THEIR FEET ON THE MAT THAT WAS PROVIDED TO THEM, DID THEY!?

 

NO!

 

THEY SCORNED OUR OFFER OF A COOL REFRESHING BEVERAGE!

 

LOL really...I played rugby just nunder 17 years and if someone said this during a pregame speech they would have banned from ever talking again, maybe even beaten by their own team.

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I like how he plays hard. When he does these speeches though, I have to look away from the screen in embarrasment

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THEY DID NOT WIPE THEIR FEET ON THE MAT THAT WAS PROVIDED TO THEM, DID THEY!?

 

NO!

 

THEY SCORNED OUR OFFER OF A COOL REFRESHING BEVERAGE!

 

LOL really...I played rugby just nunder 17 years and if someone said this during a pregame speech they would have banned from ever talking again, maybe even beaten by their own team.

Pretty sure it's a spoof, but it's not too far off the real thing. :wacko:

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Yet another post giving us insight into the hamster and wheel you call a brain. Thanks for your contribution, dude... :wacko:

 

 

Thanks for putting your line-up in your signature. It is really important, and I am sure all the time you spend begging strangers to tell you who to start is satisfying for you.

 

Do you like Chuck Noll? Do you even know who he is?

 

I think about a story Joe Greene told me a long time ago... He said a journeyman player decided he was going to assume a leadership role on a young team that was seeking its identity by giving an impassioned halftime pep talk to his teammates. Joe said that all of a sudden he saw Chuck Noll walk up behind the guy, tap him on the shoulder and tell him to sit down and shut up. Joe said Noll then told his team, “This is what we’re gonna do and this is how we’re gonna do it,” and Joe said he knew at that moment he was playing for the right coach and it was only a matter of time before the team started winning. Players don’t want pep talks. They want direction.

 

I bet Rex Ryan gives great pep talks.

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