tazinib1 Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 Didn't see this one coming. Every time I hear that name, I think of "Pet Detective". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 . Every time I hear that name, I think of "Pet Detective". I was thinking "Don't squeeze the Charmin." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeeR Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 lol - old fart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby's Hubby Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 (edited) I was thinking Chevy Chase in Christmans Vacation at the Dept. Store with the hot chick and he says (please read the bolded and underlined portion) ... Mary (Nicolette Scorsese): "Can I show you something?" Clark: "Ah. I was just smelling - smiling. I was just blouse - browsing. " Mary: "For your wife or your girlfriend?" Clark: "What? What happened? Whoof! I guess it wouldn't be any... Whoa! It wouldn't be the christmas shopping season if the stores were any less hooter than - hotter than they are. Whoo! It is warm in here." Mary: "Well, you have your coat on." Clark: "Oh, do I? How did that happen?" Mary: "Because, it's cold out." Clark: "Yes, it's a bit nippely out. I mean nippy out. (laughs) What did I say, nipple? Ah, there is a nip in the air though." Mary: "Can I take something out for you?" Clark: "(laughs) I was just looking at something for my wife, god rest her soul." Mary: "Oh god, I'm so sorry." Clark: "Oh no no no, she's not dead. We're just divorced. She's history. And, obviously she doesn't wear underwear. And, there are plenty of shopping days left until aduteries - adulthood - which is to say christmas, as in yule, yule log. Not a log, I don't have a log. I mean you know. If I had a log, not in the sence that you think I said I did. (laughs) Good golly. Tis the season to be merry." Mary: "That,s my name." Clark: "No diaper dirt!!" Edited January 20, 2011 by Scooby's Hubby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loaf Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 Another boneheaded move by the Front office...letting Shurmur say he'd be the one calling the plays next season. What professional OC would want to come in and not call plays? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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