arnoldg3 Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 This is my first season with The Huddle. I've been reading the archived articles by David Dorey. They are awesome. I realize that one person alone cant run a site. That being said, I noticed that Mr. Tuvey, among others, seem to be responsible for in season rest of the way rankings, start/sit recommendations, etc. Is David still involved? Do the other writers determine the selections, or are they influenced by David? By the way, are the rest of the way rankings customized, like the draft cheat sheets? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainHook Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 David who? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowboyz1 Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 This is my first season with The Huddle. I've been reading the archived articles by David Dorey. They are awesome. I realize that one person alone cant run a site. That being said, I noticed that Mr. Tuvey, among others, seem to be responsible for in season rest of the way rankings, start/sit recommendations, etc. Is David still involved? Do the other writers determine the selections, or are they influenced by David? By the way, are the rest of the way rankings customized, like the draft cheat sheets? Dorey you say. Oh that guy. He was great . But now, you'll find him kicking around in the Tailgate somewhere re-living his glory years........He spends a lot of his time counting zeros now days! If you see him run, he's packin.............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turf Smurf Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Who is this Dorey you speak of? Sounds like a fisher man to me. Are you on the right site? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpwallace49 Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Never heard of him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menudo Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 David Dorey is a Cowboys fan. This alone proves that he doesn't know anything. Steer clear, my friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_am_the_swammi Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 There really isn't a David Dorey....its just a stage name. His real name is Henry Muto. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menudo Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 DAVID DOREY He's a ten-foot tall beast man, who showers in vodka, and feeds his baby shrimp scampi. He orchestrated the merger between UNICEF and Smith and Wesson. Brasky, err Dorey, went public with his own buttocks and made seven million. Did I ever tell you about the time Dorey went hunting? Well anyway, Dorey decides he's gonna hunt down all four members of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machete. They all beg for their lives, except Fleagul. We once had a bachelor party for Dorey. He ate the entire cake, before we could tell him there was a stripper in it. Dorey once hosted the Grammy's and gave every award to Cory Hardt. He has a toenail on the end of his penis. Dorey got his wife pregnant, and she gave birth to a delicious sixteen ounce steak. The afterbirth was sautéed mushrooms. Dorey's family crest is a picture of a barracuda, eating Neil Armstrong. Doreys ranked eighteenth in the AP College Football Poll. Did I ever tell you about the time Dorey was in a production of The King and I? Well anyway, before the show, Dorey chloroforms the entire cast, and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews. He breast feeds John Madden. Dorey named the group ShaNaNa. They did not want to be called that. If you drop a phonograph needle on Dorey's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys Pet Sounds. They use Dorey's foreskin as a tarp when it rains at Yankee Stadium. Dorey directed that commercial where the women play basketball in high heels. He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom. All the Yes album covers are Doreyfamily photos. Darryl Dawkins has a summer home in Dorey's groin. Did I ever tell you about the time Dorey taught his son how to drive? Well anyway, Dorey taught his son how to drive by entering him into the Indy 500. The kid wrecked and died. Dorey said, It would have happened sometime. Dorey's semen can form into a liquid human. Like that guy from Terminator 2. Dorey still believes in Santa Claus, and he wants to put him in porno films. He thinks the Iron Man is gay. He framed Roger Rabbit. Dorey used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady. The character of Johnny Appleseed was based on Dorey, except for the part about planting apple trees and not raping men. He gave a handjob to a manta ray. He cornered the market on booze. David Dorey is a son of a bitch. Did I ever tell you about the time David Dorey forced me to wear a woman's bikini? Well anyway, Dorey tears off my clothes and forces me to wear this skimpy bikini. For the next three months I had to conduct my business wearing only a woman's bathing suit. I would cry from shame and question my manhood daily, but Ill be damned if at the end of the quarter my sales hadn't tripled. Hell eat a homeless person if you dare him. One time I asked Dorey to dress up as Santa for a Christmas party I was having for my children. Anyway, Dorey shows up as Santa, says I've got goodies for you kids. He reaches into his bag and proceeds to hand out scrap metal and cigarettes to them. Then he takes off his beard and says There's no Santa cause I ate him! Dorey's a son of a bitch. You know he sheds his skin once a year. I once saw him scissor kick Angela Lansberry. Did I ever tell you about the time Dorey and I went horseback riding, but there weren't any horses around? Anyway, Dorey throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Wyoming for three days. Well, wouldn't ya know it, my stamina increased with each day, and I develop tremendous leg muscles. So anyway, Dorey decides to enter me into the Breeders Cup under the name Turkish Delight. And Im running in second place, and I'm running, and I break my ankle. So anyway, they're about to shoot me. Then someone from the crowd yells out, God bless him, Dont shoot him, hes a human. Ya know, he jumped off the Empire State Building this one time and he only sprained his ankle. Like an alligator he can fully digest a turtle shell. His favorite TV movie is The Boy In The Plastic Bubble starring John Travolta. David Dorey is a son of a bitch. David Dorey is an eight foot two ton monster who can palm a medicine ball. So anyway, Doreywould put on a white tie and tails and walk his cobra through the park on a leash. He named the cobra Beverly, and he taught it how to fetch and dial a phone. But then one day it bit the maid. So with tears in his eyes, Doreyhad to shoot the maid. Dorey would use his own thigh as an anvil. Ya know, it was the sight of Dorey's naked body that drove Brian Wilson insane. He showers in grain alcohol. He uses the Shroud of Turin as a gold towel. He killed Wolfman Jack with a trident. He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls. His first name is David He makes every woman that sleeps with him refer to him as Bear Bryant. He once ate the Bible while water skiing. He once had sex with a cigarette machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Never heard of him this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muck Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 I know him. Nice guy. He runs a tube sock distributorship somewhere in the D/FW area. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 I smell "Thread of the Year" potential hereabouts. Also, let me be the first to say "arnoldg3 = DMD alias" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowboyz1 Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 This is my first season with The Huddle. I've been reading the archived articles by David Dorey. They are awesome. I realize that one person alone cant run a site. That being said, I noticed that Mr. Tuvey, among others, seem to be responsible for in season rest of the way rankings, start/sit recommendations, etc. Is David still involved? Do the other writers determine the selections, or are they influenced by David? By the way, are the rest of the way rankings customized, like the draft cheat sheets? Welcome, as you can see that was a pretty bad idea. IF you had read enough, you would know a lot more then what you showed above. But that's ok, welcome to the huddle. Dorey is the man, or at least one of the men here. You can call him Sensei, but he'll answer to DMD. You'll see how active he is in short order. Stick around and enjoy the show. All the tools you need to dominate your league! We'll maybe not dominate...................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 I think John Galt came and got Dorey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackass Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 This is my first season with The Huddle. I've been reading the archived articles by David Dorey. They are awesome. I realize that one person alone cant run a site. That being said, I noticed that Mr. Tuvey, among others, seem to be responsible for in season rest of the way rankings, start/sit recommendations, etc. Is David still involved? Do the other writers determine the selections, or are they influenced by David? By the way, are the rest of the way rankings customized, like the draft cheat sheets? We make sacred pact. DMD promise teach fantasy football to you, you promise learn. He says, you do, no questions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 You can call him Sensei, but he'll answer to DMD. Hugh 0ne once changed his name to Sensei H1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpwallace49 Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 We make sacred pact. DMD promise teach fantasy football to you, you promise learn. He says, you do, no questions. But if you are insolent, he will snatch out your eye. Just wanted to warn you. Now I must go polish my eyepatch . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 But if you are insolent, he will snatch out your eye. Just wanted to warn you. Now I must go polish my eyepatch . . . And he is not kidding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpwallace49 Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 And he is not kidding thanks for the deep cut BJ . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 And he is not kidding Was that from McDaniel? You got off easy for a Packer fan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 15 User(s) are reading this topic (10 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users) 5 Members: Big John, DMD, G.K.Trey, Jackass, Cowboyz1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polksalet Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lennykravitz2004 Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 When I first saw this thread title, I honestly thought a reference to "...in the policing of violent hits in the game, and mediating the lockout?' All I know, is after I won my league for the first time last year, two guys showed up at my door saying I'm going to be asked to repay the favor some day, and I best remember. He's been in edit mode for awhile... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbass24 Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Does DMD also go by arnoldg3...???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMD Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 David Dorey was the co-founder and lead writer for the site since it started back in 1997. Dude wrote the book on fantasy football and from what I hear he was the person who wrote up all the projections and rankings for the summer and each week of the season along with the game predictions page. Legend has it that he has worked so long and hard at fantasy football that a few years back he had a "Lawnmower Man" moment and became a virtual presence on the internet and is involved with everything that comes from The Huddle. He visits Huddle members through their internet connections and pops up on their screen to offer free agent advice or to remind them to stop surfing porn and set their weekly lineup. David Dorey is a man. A man in the machine. And he is looking at you right now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbass24 Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 "note to self" stop laying in bed looking at the Huddle on my phone..... :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.