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The "Holy Sh*t my Fantasy Team Sucks Balls" thread


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Never count out the bad teams in the beginning of the season. I just won my fantasy baseball league after starting 2-6.

have to agree here

 

started 1-6 last year, then ripped off 6 straight wins to finish 7-6, made the final playoff spot and won the championship.

 

that said, in the same league this year, we're 2-2, but trending in the wrong direction. none of our "studs" with the exception of McFadden are doing much of anything

 

start QB, WR, WR, WR, RB, RB, TE, PK, DST.

scoring: 1 pt/20 yds passing, 1 pt/10 yds rush/receive, all TDs 6 pts, .5 PPR

 

QB - Freeman / Grossman (our QB play is killing us)

WR - White / Wayne / Marshall / Amendola / Henderson (badly underperforming WRs)

RB - McFadden / Greene / Tolbert / McGahee (beyond McFadden...vomit)

TE - V.Davis / F.Davis (we've literally picked the wrong TE every single week, so...user error)

PK - M.Bryant

DST - Green Bay

 

I can see 2-2 becoming 3-7 pretty easily

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In one of my BoTH leagues my first 6 picks...

 

Charles, Gore, Austin, Wayne, Clark and Freeman.

 

Only Clark is in my lineup this week. So I was forced to start this lineup...

 

Newton :tup:

Hunter :brew:

F-Jax :lol:

Steve Smith :rofl:

Decker :rofl:

D Moore :bow:

Clark

Bryant :yay:

Jets D :brew:

 

Should have high score this week and now a 3-1 record. :wacko:

 

Someone didn't read/ fully understand the title of this thread.

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I have too many bad teams to post them here

 

 

4 leagues:

 

0-3 and I should win this tonight.

1-2 and in danger of going 1-3 if Mike Williams does not get 25 yards and a TD.

1-3 - lost to the Arian Foster team this week

2-2 - my best team, just had bad luck.

 

5-10 and hopefully 6-10. More than half of my losses were against QB's who went off. This is the worst start to a year I have ever had. All is not lost. I have seen people comeback and win championships by making the right moves.

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Finally, I get a win 157.8 -150.2 to push me to 1-3. Whew! :wacko:

I had to score the most points in the league just to get a win. It's been that kind of year.

 

Huddle Ladder - All Pro (0-3)

 

Highest Points Against (572.1) my team after 3 weeks.

 

I am on the verge of going 0-4. I'm trailing 144.4 to 137. MikesVikes has Joseph Addai going. I've got LaGarette Blount. Since this league is an opportunity to go up against the best that the Huddle has to offer, it's completely embarrassing.

 

My Roster

 

  1. Manning, Eli
  2. Orton, Kyle
  3. Hillis, Peyton
  4. Best, Jahvid
  5. Blount, LaGarette
  6. Tate, Ben
  7. Scott, Bernard
  8. Nicks, Hakeem
  9. Manningham, Mario
  10. Moore, Denarius
  11. Smith, Torrey
  12. Amendola, Danny
  13. Simpson, Jerome
  14. Alexander, Denario
  15. Graham, Jimmy
  16. McMichael, Randy
  17. Kasay, John
  18. Chargers, San Diego

 

 

Major Mistakes:

 

  1. Drafted Austin Colllie and Mario Mannigham
  2. Traded Larry Fitz for Peyton Hillis
  3. Underbid $20 for Cam Newton

 

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Manning/Cutler/Collins/Hasselbeck

BGE/Woodhead/Mendenhall/Hardesty/Lynch

Colston/Marshall/Nicks/Nelson/Henderson

Gonzo/M. Lewis

Hanson

49ers/Texans

 

The team is 0-4 and getting worse. Dropped Manning last week. RB's have killed me.

 

Yes Hugh, this is worse than my one league we are in together. I may have a future in that one.

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I'm facing Stafford, Dez Bryant, M. Williams, Austin Collie...., Sproles, M. Turner, etc...

 

Anyway, my team should begin dominating soon and finish very strong. 0-4 if Collie scores 2 points. FML

 

:tup:

 

 

Disgusted. Last offensive play that mattered, Austin Collie catches a 5 yard pass to make my outstanding team a dismal 0-4 and lose this one by .06 points. Disgusting. I scored over 119 points and have TWO first round picks on my team and I'm 0-4. Time to make a comeback.... Still possible and should happen with this team.

 

DANGIT! :lol:

 

:wacko:

 

:rofl:

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0-4 in my main league. After Auction I was really happy with my team... Made a couple of pickups at WR/TE. Charles going on IR and Pitt's offensive woes have not helped.

 

Big Ben/Ryan

Mendy/Bradshaw/D Williams/Green Ellis/Bush

Wayne/J Jones/S Moss/J Nelson/N Washington

Pettigrew/Dickson

Crosby

Eagles

 

Charles-IR

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1-3. Two weeks in a row, I've watched one of my starting WR's crumble to the ground like a sack of potatoes.

 

I've lost Britt, Gates and now Andre Johnson. What was turning out to be a title winning duo at WR tunred into the Percy Harvin and Robert Meachem show. To make matters worse, I have Schaub at QB. The loss of Johnson will sapp value from Schaub as well. I haven't even mentioned Hightower and Tolbert, both who've seen their stock plummet over the last 2 weeks. My only bright spots has been DMc, Tony Gonzalez and Blount to some degree.

This is my long running money league. I've been to the championship game the last 3 years, winning 2. I think my luck has run out.

 

This week

Freeman or Schaub

Harvin

Meachem

DMc

Gonzalez

Cruz at flex

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The common denominator of sucking balls teams seem to have a gore or Mendenhall combo in there. Kinda funny.

 

I traded Mendy/and some scrub for Deangelo/newton after week 2 and everybody snickered. Turned out pretty good....

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0-4, 12-team, 3 keeper, standard scoring, start 3 wrs.

 

Rivers, Orton

Foster, Tate, Ingram, Sproles, Jacobs, Carter

VJax, Harvin, Rice, Decker, Ward

Winslow, Chandler

Kasey

Giants D/ST

 

3rd highest points this week, lost to highest. Scored well enough week 2 to win, unlucky. the other two weeks were awful.

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1. Charles - (Was set to pick Rodgers or Brady since all the good backs would be gone but Charles fell to me)

2. McFadden

3. Manning - (11th QB taken and was to miss 2 weeks at the time)

4. Marshall

5. Dez

6. Bradhshaw

 

Now:

 

QB: Smith and Cutler (Just dropped Grossman, I cannot take him or Cutler)

RB: McFadden, Bradshaw, Thomas, Ripley, Hunter

WR: Marshall, Bryant, J. Nelson, L. Moore

TE: Gresham

DF: Tiitans (just dropped the Steelers)

 

Scrambling and hoping to catch little lightning in a bottle!

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THought this would work out for me.. It hasn't :wacko:

 

Matt Ryan

Lesean McCoy

Reggie Bush

V. Jax

L. Fitz

 

Mediocre at best and Hines Ward is freaking PATHETIC!!!

 

ETA: I did get Fred Jackson in the 8th round and he hs helped out exponentially.

Plug in FJax for Bush, you could be good to go from here on out...doesn't look bad at all.

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12 teamer:

 

Ryan/Kolb

Mendy/Bradshaw/Hightower/Jacobs (week 5 I have no RB2 atm. . .fun!)

Fitz/Maclin/Nate/Denarius

Chandler/Dixon (drafted Kendricks. . .lolz)

Folk

Tampa Bay (drafted NE. . .double lolz)

 

2-2 and by the looks of it I may win 2 more games all year.

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