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The "Holy Sh*t my Fantasy Team Sucks Balls" thread


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Joe Flacco

Ray Rice

Darren Sproles

Mike Williams (TB)

Percy Harvin

Nate Washington

Giants Defense

Adam Vinatieri

 

1-3. Massive suckage. Bench players: Mark Ingram, Brandon Jacobs, Eric Decker, Robert Meachem, Josh Freeman.

 

I actually thought this team would be decent for a 12 team league. :wacko:

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Dude, my team(s) are nightmarish:

 

BOTH league. Graduated PPR that favors TEs:

 

Pick 1: Mendenhall

Pick 2: Nicks

Pick 3: D Clark

Pick 4: Mike Williams

Pick 5: P Manning (late enough that there was doubt, early enough that there was hope)

Pick 6: Shonn Greene

 

Dare I say more?

 

Auction League, went big on a few stud RBs because they seemed like they were going for too little

 

A Foster (after NO pre-season game where it sure seemed the hammy was fine)

R Mendenhall

C Johnson

 

In pre-season threads, I had to explain on a few occasions how I was so stacked at RB

 

WRs: B Marshall, P Harvin, L Moore

QB: Cutler and E Manning

 

Virtually assured of going 0-4 in league one, very likely 0-4 in league two pending tonight's games. If I lose this week in that league, I'm losing to a guy who has, thus far, lost J Charles, K Britt, and Miles Austin to injuries.

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THought this would work out for me.. It hasn't :wacko:

 

Matt Ryan

Lesean McCoy

Reggie Bush

V. Jax

L. Fitz

 

Mediocre at best and Hines Ward is freaking PATHETIC!!!

 

ETA: I did get Fred Jackson in the 8th round and he hs helped out exponentially.

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In one of my BoTH leagues my first 6 picks...

 

Charles, Gore, Austin, Wayne, Clark and Freeman.

 

Only Clark is in my lineup this week. So I was forced to start this lineup...

 

Newton :tup:

Hunter :brew:

F-Jax :lol:

Steve Smith :rofl:

Decker :rofl:

D Moore :bow:

Clark

Bryant :yay:

Jets D :brew:

 

Should have high score this week and now a 3-1 record. :wacko:

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P. Manning

K. Orton

R. Fitzpatrick (can start 2 QB's 1 is flex)

Mendenhall

Best

Nicks

Decker

Witten

Eagles

 

WR's are okay and the only reason I'm in games. QB and RB are absolutely terrible. This is a keeper league and I'm f'ed.

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Vick

Mendenhall

F Jackson

Greene

Benson

Austin

Washington

Decker

Marshall

M Thomas

Witten

F Davis

DET D

J Hanson

Henne (until tomorrow)

Tate (until tomorrow)

 

0-2-1, although I look to have a win this week in grasp, unless (until?) Freeman and Winslow have the games of their lives tonight...

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1-3 here.

 

Picked up Cam Newton after week 2, started him in week 3 and won my game. Benched him in week 4 and lost. He has just been named starter for the rest of season regardless of matchup.

 

Sat Gore yesterday and he goes off.

 

White and Marshall are underperforming.

 

Austin has a bad hammy.

 

Fred Davis has sucked since I picked him up to replace my orignal sucky TE Winslow.

 

Hightower was getting it done for me, but he just got Shannahaned. I will not pick up Helu or Torain. I may just drop Hightower and forget it.

 

There is still time right? 9 games left in my league, gotta win 6 or 7 to make playoffs!

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2 QB Start League

Pick J. Charles with first pick :wacko:

 

Matt Ryan

Mike Wallace

Brandon Marshall

Rashad Mendenhall

Mike Tolbert

Jermichael Finley

Denarius Moore (waiver wire)

Rex Grossman (waiver wire)

Jason Hanson (waiver wire)

Bears

 

 

Bench

Joe Flacco

Kendall Hunter (waiver wire)

David Nelson (waiver wire)

Marques Colston (someone dropped after he was hurt - waiver wire)

Fred Davis (waiver wire)

Roy Helu (waiver wire)

Bernard Scott (waiver wire)

 

It's not like I haven't been trying, I have made some good picks on the WW but it is really hard to come back when your #1 RB goes down. Also an under performing (and possibly hurt) Mendenhall isn't helping things. Been trying to trade for a decent RB but can't get any takers.

 

1-2 right now with a 25 pt. lead going in to tonight. He has Freeman and Wayne left to play.

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I liked this early redraft so much I wrote an article about the draft and shared it with the group. I still have the delusion that it is a good team, but it is 1-3 and put up less than 100 points 2 weeks in FFPC. Ouchie.

 

http://www.thehuddle.com/x11/articles/kr-110822-stranger.php

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16 team redraft...thought I'd be in good shape going into the year....at least quasi-competitive:

 

QB:Bradford (6.11)

RB:Turner (2.11)

RB: Ingram (3.06)

WR: A. Johnson (1.06)

WR: Boldin (4.11)

WR: Garcon (7.06)

TE: Gonzalez (5.06)

 

After an 0-3 start, traded AJ & McCLuster for Best & Lance Moore, and was able to pull out an ugly win yesterday.

 

So sitting at 1-3....:wacko:

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Huddle Ladder - All Pro (0-3)

 

Highest Points Against (572.1) my team after 3 weeks.

 

I am on the verge of going 0-4. I'm trailing 144.4 to 137. MikesVikes has Joseph Addai going. I've got LaGarette Blount. Since this league is an opportunity to go up against the best that the Huddle has to offer, it's completely embarrassing.

 

My Roster

 

  1. Manning, Eli
  2. Orton, Kyle
  3. Hillis, Peyton
  4. Best, Jahvid
  5. Blount, LaGarette
  6. Tate, Ben
  7. Scott, Bernard
  8. Nicks, Hakeem
  9. Manningham, Mario
  10. Moore, Denarius
  11. Smith, Torrey
  12. Amendola, Danny
  13. Simpson, Jerome
  14. Alexander, Denario
  15. Graham, Jimmy
  16. McMichael, Randy
  17. Kasay, John
  18. Chargers, San Diego

 

 

Major Mistakes:

 

  1. Drafted Austin Colllie and Mario Mannigham
  2. Traded Larry Fitz for Peyton Hillis
  3. Underbid $20 for Cam Newton

 

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18 team IDP dynasty in its first season. Bench players in parenthesis.

 

QB - Matthew Stafford (Peyton Manning [iR], Kerry Collins, Curtis Painter)

RB - Chris Johnson (DeAngelo Williams, Marshawn Lynch)

RB/WR - Reggie Wayne

WR - Denarius Moore (Mike Thomas, Mohamed Massaquoi)

WR/TE - Nate Washington

TE - Visanthe Shiancoe

DT - Kyle Williams

DE - Richard Seymour (Elvis Dumervil)

DE - Charles Johnson

LB - AJ Hawk (DeAndre Levy)

LB - Brian Cusing

CB - Charles Tillman (Bradley Fletcher)

S - Tyvon Branch (Chris Hope)

K - Dan Carpenter

P - Brian Moorman

 

Yeah, I have all three Colts QBs on my roster as my backup. It's an 18 team league, so there are NO starters available in FA. Manning is on my IR, so he isn't really taking up a spot - but I had Collins as my backup and now with the Collins/Painter thing going on, I had to make sure I had both because I have no idea who will be actually playing when the Lions have a bye week.

 

Anyway, I'm currently 0-3 thanks to my dismal offense. Stafford has been the only one to consistently score me points. One week I added it up and he scored more than both starting RBs (CJ2K and DeAngelo Williams) and both starting WRs (Wayne and Thomas) combined! Since then, I've benched Williams and Thomas, but I'm still not really going anywhere. However, if Reggie Wayne scores at least 4.5 points tonight, I'll win my first game of the season. With the apparent chemistry between him and tonight's QB starter, Painter, I'm hoping he'll get at least that.

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