Fantasy Maid Service of Lubbock bills itself as offering "nude or topless maid service." It charges $100 a hour for one maid and $150 an hour for two. ("We also do parties!" It recommends hiring at least two maids for that.)
It also prominently crows about offering discounts for the police. ("Ask about our law enforcement discount!")
Which is probably a good thing because, as the Associated Press reported, police in Lubbock are keeping close tabs on the business. Police Sgt. Jonathan Stewart told the AP that Fantasy Maid Service does not have a permit to operate a sexually oriented business in the staunchly conservative city and could get a $2,000 fine for any violations.
Fantasy Maid Service takes great pains on its website to make it clear that it "is not a sexually oriented business."
"DO NOT ATTEMPT TO SOLICIT A MAID FOR SEXUAL SERVICES," the website states, in ALL CAPS, so that you can't miss it.
Further down it also exhorts customers to remain clothed, unless you are a nudist.
Edited by MikesVikes, 11 April 2012 - 11:44 AM.