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[SEC=UGA]

http://www.lubbockfa...idservice.com/#!

Ok, people of Lubbock, TX, seriously, this is what passes as a "fantasy maid"?  C'mon, I know that we've all been critical of pointy elbows before and stuff, but, jeesh, these "ladies" are a freaking train wreck.  I wouldn't hire them to look after my dog while I was out of town, wouldn'y want him to catch crabs.

Edited by SEC=UGA, 12 April 2012 - 03:07 PM.

[Scooby]

lol!

[Big John]

yesterday

[SEC=UGA]

Big John, on 12 April 2012 - 03:16 PM, said:

yesterday

I was out yesterday and missed this, my bad.

I will say though, I like my analysis better, no offense intended MV.

[matt770]

Let's think for a moment about the caliber of woman we could expect such a gig to attract...let's see, a strip joint pays $1-5K+ per week depending on many factors, and it's a secure environment.  Put on a cute outfit, peel it off, shake shake, collect tips.  Or, I can go into a stranger's house and get completely nude, get down on my hands and knees and scrub their filthy bathroom and hope I make it home alive.

[LordOpie]

matt770, on 12 April 2012 - 04:29 PM, said:

Let's think for a moment about the caliber of woman we could expect such a gig to attract...let's see, a strip joint pays $1-5K+ per week depending on many factors, and it's a secure environment.  Put on a cute outfit, peel it off, shake shake, collect tips.  Or, I can go into a stranger's house and get completely nude, get down on my hands and knees and scrub their filthy bathroom and hope I make it home alive.

Sounds like you had a bad experience

[matt770]

LordOpie, on 12 April 2012 - 04:35 PM, said:

Sounds like you had a bad experience

Yeah, I walked into this one place and there were a bunch of naked crackheads burritoing on an old mattress.

[MikesVikes]

SEC=UGA, on 12 April 2012 - 03:35 PM, said:

I was out yesterday and missed this, my bad.

I will say though, I like my analysis better, no offense intended MV.

You got pics and all I got was a link.  You got me.

It must be the misleading title about Fantasy Maids that caused you not to see it.  

Edited by MikesVikes, 13 April 2012 - 01:19 PM.

[Pope Flick]

matt770, on 12 April 2012 - 05:03 PM, said:

Yeah, I walked into this one place and there were a bunch of naked crackheads burritoing on an old mattress.

But you bought it anyways right? No big deal.  

[millerx]

SEC=UGA, on 12 April 2012 - 03:06 PM, said:

http://www.lubbockfa...idservice.com/#!

Ok, people of Lubbock, TX, seriously, this is what passes as a "fantasy maid"?  C'mon, I know that we've all been critical of pointy elbows before and stuff, but, jeesh, these "ladies" are a freaking train wreck.  I wouldn't hire them to look after my dog while I was out of town, wouldn'y want him to catch crabs.

Holy Chit! .... my eyes, my eyes!!

Well, I guess my old lady won't be getting any tonight... let's just say that's deflating.

[buddahj]

millerx, on 13 April 2012 - 07:53 AM, said:

Holy Chit! .... my eyes, my eyes!!

Well, I guess my old lady won't be getting any tonight... let's just say that's deflating.

+1

[SEC=UGA]

millerx, on 13 April 2012 - 07:53 AM, said:

Holy Chit! .... my eyes, my eyes!!

Well, I guess my old lady won't be getting any tonight... let's just say that's deflating.

Can you send her over to clean my house?

[millerx]

Sure, I charge $10,00 for the hour, but in your case it's gonna have to be by the minute... and don't make me put my pimp hat on and have to come over there!

[SEC=UGA]

millerx, on 13 April 2012 - 08:34 AM, said:

Sure, I charge $10,00 for the hour, but in your case it's gonna have to be by the minute... and don't make me put my pimp hat on and have to come over there!

I just need her to teach my wife how to clean.  You can come over too, bring the kids.  I'll supply the beer.

I'm planting the garden this weekend if you're bored.

[matt770]

I'm sure no one here in a drunken state has EVER been with such poor-quality skanks as those.  

[chester]

matt770, on 13 April 2012 - 11:02 AM, said:

I'm sure no one here in a drunken state has EVER been with such poor-quality skanks as those.  

Buying them a few drinks is a little different than $100 an hour.

Of course none of them ever cleaned the house afterwards.

[Ditkaless Wonders]

matt770, on 13 April 2012 - 11:02 AM, said:

I'm sure no one here in a drunken state has EVER been with such poor-quality skanks as those.  

I can honestly say that I have not ever been even close to whatever line it is that they are at.

[buddahj]

They do this in my neck of the woods too but the girls appear to be better looking.

They even have something for the ladies.

Edited by buddahj, 13 April 2012 - 08:03 PM.