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"Mrs." Irrelvant?


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Rick Chandler

 

Apr 24, 2012, 4:50 PM EDT

 

 

 

 

“I’ve got this place in my heart for the humiliated, the neglected, the last pick on the playground kind of guy …” And with that, some chick on YouTube who calls herself Mrs. Irrelevant has made an indecent proposal to the last pick in the NFL Draft, whomever that may be. As she tells it:

“Whoever is this year’s Mr. Irrelevant is going to have himself a night … alone … with me.” (Air-kisses camera).

 

 

 

As one

commenter noted: “I’m more irrelevant than him, I can promise you that!” No sorry, Mrs. Irrelevant only has a thing for low-round NFL draft picks, it seems.

 

 

 

I see no way this can end badly.

 

 

 

 

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This woman is:

1. Nuts.

2. A bad aspiring actress.

3. Really, really nuts, throw in stalkerish too.

4. An attention whore.

5. A whore.

6. Annoying as f*ck.

7. All of the above.

 

But, a punter or 3rd-string DB making the league minimum with poor judgment may look her up. :shrug:

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This woman is:

1. Nuts.

2. A bad aspiring actress.

3. Really, really nuts, throw in stalkerish too.

4. An attention whore.

5. A whore.

6. Annoying as f*ck.

7. All of the above.

 

But, a punter or 3rd-string DB making the league minimum with poor judgment may look her up. :shrug:

 

Probably bunny in the pot crazy.

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99.9% of you guys here would do her. Fact.

 

Well, yes of course, who said they wouldn't.... And even moreso because I know that she'd be gone after the first romp or two when she found out how little money I make....

 

But if I'm just drafted in NFL, there's not a chance in hell I go near that, well, Matt pretty much covered it other than gold-digger... It's not like guys in the NFL have a hard time finding normal hot chicks, rather than going after some nutty annoying girl who, sight unseen, posts a craigslist type of want-ad on youtube about her "thing" for guys drafted late (which pretty much means that she sees that this her ceiling for successful guys who might up with her crazy ass).

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99.9% of you guys here would do her. Fact.

 

I have mixed feelings about this. Put us together in a hotel room, anonymous, minimal talking, then of course. If it's more of a real-world scenario where I have to endure that nails-on-the-chalkboard personality and there is a good chance she will know my real name, address, phone number, then helllllllll the f no. Once bitten twice shy with the crazy wimmins.

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Seriously have you guys never banged a crazy chick..nuts afterwards, but also generally nuts in the sack..for a young man right out of college, that's not a bad thing at all.

 

I see the craziness as a point in her favor!

 

Ever had a woman lie about carrying your child? Or take out a kitchen knife and say "You know, if I were smart, I'd get it over with and kill you right now, then kill myself"?

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This woman is doing more than just openly discussing her sexuality. We have to factor in the level of...craziness or at least not-quite-right-ness that would lead a woman to post this kind of video in the first place. She wants the world to know that she will gladly sleep with the lowest prospect in the NFL draft, whoever he may be. Then you watch it, and there is a coy, over-the-top and very fake IMO coquettish affectation that she lays on really thick, and if you follow her eyes, if you've ever had contact with a crazy woman, you recognize this woman very well. She makes my blood run cold.

 

Assume for a moment she's merely a drama queen and attention-craving type and won't hack your nuts off with a dull hacksaw, don't just assume she'd be amazing in bed either. A lot of them like to tease endlessly, assuming you won't be able to keep your eyes off them, holding out until you get pissed off and it becomes anticlimactic. If you're the type of guy who gets off on being dominated/humiliated by a woman, maybe she'd be perfect. And hmmm, come to think of it, maybe that's why she's actively seeking the lowest prospect in the draft. And comes right out and says she has a thing for losers.

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Hey, look here. If your going to do Mr. Irrevant just because he was picked last. I will go one better and you can fly your crazy arse over here for one night.

 

My Case:

 

I have NO chance of being picked at all. In fact, they don't even have my name on any of the scouts notes. I'm a fan of the team that has gotten my hopes up year after year just to fail down the stretch. I stood motionless for hours after Tony Romo fumble the snap against Seattle. I was mocked, ridiculed and down right made fun of by all my friends. Yes I'm a Cowboys fan. Haven't sniffed the golden pigskin in over 15 years. I passed on Murray in the fantasy last year then traded for him mid year just to watch him go off and then get hurt. I have bad knees so I can't really play sports anymore. My boss doesn't even like me. All the guys here at the huddle call me a....................a.......sniff sniff....a.....HOOommmmerrrrrrrr. That's right a homer. And if that wasn't bad enough I was voted Biggest homer this past year on this very board.

 

And to top it all off, I was the only black kid in my entire elementry school! All any of the girls wanted was to see if it was true, then ran away screaming when it got angry and made me promise not to tell anyone they where alone with me. So I spent my early years thinking I was a freak and ashamed of my own shadow!

 

Well, my point is, there are plenty of hard luck stories out there that warrent a good one nighter. Besides, at least I will have a job and a house come next year which is more then I can say for MR. Irrelvant, who I might add may not only be jobless but a college grade with Zero experience in the work force to boot.

 

Tell you what, give me a shot at the one nighter and if you perform well enough I may......................May mind you, give you a reach around the next time you stop by. Hell I'll even throw in some John and Bons and by you a hamburger for your trouble.

 

Just sayin...............Think if over, you may not have thought this through all the way.

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