Chief Dick Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 If you could enter a triathlon of your best talents, what events would they be? Me: 1. Bass fishing with a floating frog lure. 2. Picking up rocks and throwing them at random targets. 3. Playing darts in a garage after drinking 3 beers but quit after having 9 beers. What say you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muck Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 Reading Fox in Socks to my kids. Making peanut butter and honey sandwiches. Getting my wife to roll her eyes all the way to the back of her head and then collapse in exhaustion. I'll let you figure out why she may do this... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt770 Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 Masturbate three times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheikYerbuti Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 1. Eating when I'm not hungry. 2. Getting knocked out of Words With Friends tourneys in the first round. 3. Growing thick, luxurious back hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skylive5 Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 1. Playing chess. 2. Pre-1970's Music Trivia contest for money. 3. Playing "real" darts with how ever many beers are required. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sugar Magnolia Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 1 drink three beers 2. run 8 miles 3. vomit--not necessarily at the end of the run but could happen at anytime during). I am already in training, but have only made it to one and a half beers, before vomiting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'canes2004 Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 1. Surfing 2. Playing pool 3. Call of Duty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 (edited) 100 burpees for time bike 50 miles butcher 20 chickens ETA: Acutally, shortening the bike to something more along the lines of 15-20 miles would be more in my wheel house. A bit more of a sprinter than a distance guy. Edited May 15, 2012 by detlef Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted May 15, 2012 Author Share Posted May 15, 2012 3. Playing "real" darts with how ever many beers are required. We play real darts at my place. You should come back for a game. Darts, ribs, cold beer. You in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_am_the_swammi Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 1. ping pong 2. darts 3. flipping baseball cards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeeR Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 I would so kick your ass in ping-pong. Only here would I admit that. General trivia, I guess, but esp music trivia (mostly pre-1990ish) Pool Hon. mention to belching and farting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetsfan Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 Swim and drink beer Bike and drink Margaritas Run and drink Bourbon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 I've thought long and hard about this. I've got nothin... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 Masturbate three times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skylive5 Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 We play real darts at my place. You should come back for a game. Darts, ribs, cold beer. You in? I have to say that is tempting. But I am afraid I will have to say no. But thanks for the invite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiefjay Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 Softball Basketball Bowling Not spectacular at any of them (especially these days) but solid at all 3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevegrab Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 motorcycle riding (sport bikes on the twisty back roads) drinking beer or margaritas watching TV (sports, sitcoms, dramas, no reality TV) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 Snowboarding on my alpine board. Fixing things around the house and doing home improvements. Teaching my kids how to snowboard and fix things around the house and doing home improvements. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 1. Making a best man speech. The one I did for my friend last year was one of my most memorable moments 2. Catching quarters off of my elbow. Ive done over 20 3. Making red sangria Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 1. Eating when I'm not hungry. 2. Getting knocked out of Words With Friends tourneys in the first round. 3. Growing thick, luxurious back hair. 1. Making a best man speech. The one I did for my friend last year was one of my most memorable moments 2. Catching quarters off of my elbow. Ive done over 20 3. Making red sangria I think you guys switched your lists..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 I think you guys switched your lists..... I can use all 3 of his for sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 Ironman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Pap smear C-section Hysterectomy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Crack, chug, crush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheikYerbuti Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 I think you guys switched your lists..... Hmmm. . .well I have made one best man speech in my life, and I'm told I was excellent. I have never made sangria, but I did watch the Alton Brown episode on it so I'm sure I could fake it ok. If I tried to catch 20 quarters off my elbow, I'm sure I'd shatter at least 1 window, so I'm not gonna try it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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