I gots ants in my pants!
Posted 07 June 2012 - 09:28 AM
The Dallas Cowboys fullback was escorted to the locker room by an athletic trainer about midway through an offseason practice on Wednesday. He was slumped over with his right hand at his waist. It wasn’t the kind of ailment you hear about very often.
“Fire ants got in my pants,” Vickers said, according to the Dallas Morning News. “I was freaking out. Oh, ants!”
Vickers felt a stinging sensation below the belt and needed attention. He discovered earlier this year that he is allergic to fire ants after being stung on his neck. It resulted in swelling and difficulty breathing. So, this was no small matter.
“I was trying not to squeeze myself in front of women out there,” Vickers said. “I wanted to pull my pants down and run inside, but I couldn't do that. When those ants get close to those testicles, there ain't no laughing about that.”
That certainly is no laughing matter.
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Posted 07 June 2012 - 09:37 AM
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Posted 07 June 2012 - 06:26 PM
Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.
Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three.
Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.
Five is right out.
Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
Posted 07 June 2012 - 06:29 PM
Posted 07 June 2012 - 06:36 PM
That's only good againt Worms!
Posted 07 June 2012 - 06:38 PM
Posted 07 June 2012 - 07:45 PM
Vickers felt a stinging sensation below the belt and needed attention.
it might've been an astral projection from Ndamakong Suh.
Posted 08 June 2012 - 01:56 PM
That rabbit's dynamite!
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