Cowboyz1 Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 (edited) The Cowboys (at DEZ Bryant's request) have set new rules for the young receiver. The Cowboys are depending on Bryant this year and his talent is undeniable. The Jones are doing everything in their power to keep the kid out of trouble so he can realize his potential and avoid an Irvin type life lesson. I imagine the conversation went something like this. The scene is Jerry's office with Jerry behind his desk, His son to his right, Garrett sitting next to Bryant and Irvin translating. Dez: Mr. Jones, can you help me. I just wanna play football and be great. I wanna stay out of trouble. I just wanna play football, it's all I know how to do good.....can you help me? Jerry: Dez, son, you could be one of the great ones. You have the talent, the speed, the ball skills only a few recievers have. Irvin: Dog you gots sick skills. Jerry: But none of that is going to help you if you can't be on the field because of off the field issues. Irvin: The Dumb $hits gots to stop Jerry: Son, your a millionaire, I'm a Billionaire. You help me get what I want, which is a Super Bowl, I can get you what ever you want in life. If it exists, I'll get if for you or help you get it. Irvin: Damn, gives Dez some dap Jerry: Son here is what were gonna do. I am assigning three people to insure you stay out of trouble. They will drive you to and from practice, anywhere you wanna go. You need anything, you let me know. If you need a glass of water, a hamburger, some woman, what ever you need just ring this cow bell someone will come a runnin. Irvin: He's serious dog, if you want two blondes a red head, with large fries and a coke. All you have to do is halla and it's comin..........you want it, we gatch you. Jerry: Son, what I'm trying to say is I wanna Super Bowl so bad that if it takes me having to escort you to a from the field, parade the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders one by one naked into your bed one at a time, so you can help this team get me one. It's done. Edited August 29, 2012 by Cowboyz1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Whiskey Pimp Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 How does this affect his ADP now? Top 15 WR? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Next Generation Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 How does this affect his ADP now? Top 15 WR? Top 10, even before this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLAYER Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 I love preseason cowboy fans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brentastic Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 The Cowboys have set new rules for the young Dez Bryant. The Cowboys are depending on Bryant this year and his talent is undeniable. The Jones are doing everything in their power to keep the kid out of trouble so he can realize his potential and avoid an Irvin type life lesson. I imagine the conversation went something like this. The scene is Jerry's office with Jerry behind his desk, His son to his right, Garrett sitting next to Bryant and Irvin translating. Jerry: Dez, son, you could be one of the great ones. You have the talent, the speed, the ball skills only a few recievers have. Irvin: Dog you gots sick skills. Jerry: But none of that is going to help you if you can't be on the field because of off the field issues. Irvin: The Dumb $hits gots to stop Jerry: Son, your a millionaire, I'm a Billionaire. You help me get what I want, which is a Super Bowl, I can get you what ever you want in life. If it exists, I'll get if for you or help you get it. Irvin: Damn, gives Dez some dap Jerry: Son here is what were gonna do. I am assigning three people to insure you stay out of trouble. They will drive you to and from practice, anywhere you wanna go. You need anything, you let me know. If you need a glass of water, a hamburger, some woman, what ever you need just ring this cow bell someone will come a runnin. Irvin: He's serious dog, if you want two blondes a red head, with large fries and a coke. All you have to do is halla and it's comin..........you want it, we gatch you. Jerry: Son, what I'm trying to say is I wanna Super Bowl so bad that if it takes me having to escort you to a from the field, parade the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders one by one naked into your bed one at a time, so you can help this team get me one. It's done. Nice post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco Billy Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 I'm so happy that Romo and Bryant are Cowboys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papajohn Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 Irvin: Dog you gots sick skills. I absolutely love that line. I just can't get it out of my head, and i have been saying it for days now. People around me are starting to get annoyed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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