Bronco Billy Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 ...and they both go to the neighborhood bar. They walk in, order their usual 4 boilermakers, and the Bears fan sees a gorilla sitting on a barstool in the corner. The Bears fan asks the Packers fan what the hell the gorilla is doing there. The Packers fan responds, "Watch this." He goes over to the gorilla, winds up, and gives it a massive haymaker right in the jaw. The gorilla jumps up, grabs the Packers fan, throws him down flat on the bar, rips down his pants, and proceeds to give him one hellacious knobber. Afterwards, the gorilla goes back and sits down on his barstool and the Packers fans returns to drinking with his buddy from Chicago. The Packers fan nudges the Bears fan and says, "Well, do you want to give it a try?" The Bears fan responds enthusiastically, "Sure! Just don't hit me that hard." GO PACK GO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazinib1 Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 (edited) insert Billy Edited September 11, 2012 by tazinib1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 OK BB which one are you Query was empty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazinib1 Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 Query was empty fixed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco Billy Posted September 11, 2012 Author Share Posted September 11, 2012 fixed All Bears fans, I'm sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pope Flick Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Packer fans enjoyin beastiality? Sounds about right. Good thing this joke didn't involve a deer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Packer fans enjoyin beastiality? Sounds about right. Good thing this joke didn't involve a deer. Billy's on the right wing - if corporations and fetuses are people, why not gorillas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gilthorp Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 (edited) ...the Bears fan buys his Packer's buddy the first beer and watches him complain all night how bad the replacement ref's are. Why Kenosha? Why not Racine? Oshkosh? Shawano....or where Chavez goes biking every weekend - Dickeyville. Edited September 13, 2012 by gilthorp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 ...the Bears fan buys his Packer's buddy the first beer and watches him complain all night how bad the replacement ref's are. Why Kenosha? Why not Racine? Oshkosh? Shawano....or where Chavez goes biking every weekend - Dickeyville. Kenosha is split as a considerable number of Chicago commuters moved there. And Chavez goes to Dykesville. (Dickeyville is too close to Iowa) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gilthorp Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Kenosha is split as a considerable number of Chicago commuters moved there. And Chavez goes to Dykesville. (Dickeyville is too close to Iowa) Trust me John...inside sources tell me he goes to Dickeyville too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 ...Chavez goes to Dykesville. (Dickeyville is too close to Iowa) Nah, I don't go there any more, they never seemed to like me much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ditkaless Wonders Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 (edited) I might be up for that kind of party if it were a female gorilla. With a male gorilla it becomes a non-starter for me. I'm not in college. The time for experimenting sexually has come and gone for me. And please, its not like the Bears fan would not have been whacking it as soon as he got north of that stinking border and on to non-toll roads. Edited September 13, 2012 by Ditkaless Wonders Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pope Flick Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 I might be up for that kind of party if it were a female gorilla. Clearly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajncajn Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 insert Billy Browse these sites often? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco Billy Posted September 14, 2012 Author Share Posted September 14, 2012 Appears that the gorilla bent the Bears over the bar - and not even a reach around! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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