Cowboyz1 Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 (edited) This should do it. The more I look at history the more I see that The turnover demon has had a tight grip on my boy. I should have recognized it way sooner. Romo makes far too many good plays and good throws to have as much bad luck happen to him. The fumble that flew straight into the arms of a waiting Briggs was the clincher. So I broke out the Cowboys Book of Bad Juju football and researched how to break the demons grip. Now for the final step I need a fellow Cowboys die hard to sacrafice a chicken and take the blood and drip it on a football while saying "I call on the power of the fedora to release the power that binds our QB".......... wait no that's the step for something else.....OK here it is. Anyone know where we can get our hands on some short hairs from the balls of a live musk ox? Well I thought that may be a bit tough to come by so we'll have to make do with this chat asI figure a getting a wisker off a honey badger or a drop of milk from a polar bear sow are also tough gets. So Cowboys fans repeat after me. Oh wa lay lay. Becca Decca Doom bay Mosa Mosa Mosa Oh Balla way Balla we Balla wahhh We're off to see the wild west showwwww. We're off to see the wild west show. That's it. That does it. Edited October 5, 2012 by Cowboyz1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby's Hubby Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 (edited) Coinidentally, this song is called N.F.L. and should cover the 'fumblestillskin' part Edited October 5, 2012 by Scooby's Hubby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowboysDiehard Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 I got the chicken. Now what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ditkaless Wonders Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 I happen to hve the ball hair, badger whisker, and polar bear milk all right here in my house. With winter coming on it was prudent to stock up on a few staples/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowboyz1 Posted October 5, 2012 Author Share Posted October 5, 2012 Coinidentally, this song is called N.F.L. and should cover the 'fumblestillskin' part Dude........that hurt me real bad.............Ouch. Hell I may of chosen one of the other two things in the book like sandpapering the balls of a rodeo bull for 8 seconds or steer wrestling a Texas long horn barefoot and naked rather then play that for a few seconds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowboyz1 Posted October 5, 2012 Author Share Posted October 5, 2012 (edited) I got the chicken. Now what? As I said above, the chicken is for a completely different affliction and believe you me, you don't wanna know what you have to do to that chicken to solve a problem that fortunately the Cowboys don't have anymore. The last guy the performed the Chicken ritual, a great Cowboys fan, but was never the same. He was in and out of inpatient facilities for years and all you could get out of him was "Go Cowboys" then would breakdown and weep for hours at a time after crowing like a roster and primping. Yeah we got a few SB's out of it but the sacrifice was great. Although we are desperate I don't think we are quite there yet. Edited October 5, 2012 by Cowboyz1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowboyz1 Posted October 5, 2012 Author Share Posted October 5, 2012 I happen to hve the ball hair, badger whisker, and polar bear milk all right here in my house. With winter coming on it was prudent to stock up on a few staples/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowboysDiehard Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 I got the raven. Now what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowboyz1 Posted October 5, 2012 Author Share Posted October 5, 2012 I got the raven. Now what? Theeeee Raven.....Dude you really wanna go there? I mean that could very well be the end of you. The chicken was well bad but the raven thing is......well that beak is sharp dude. Let's just save that one for hail Mary time k. Sit tight let's let this one work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tripleshot Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 Didn't Vick throw four picks and lose two fumbles in week one, so Romo doesn't even have the most turnovers by a QB in a single game this season. So where is Vick's new nickname? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby's Hubby Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 Didn't Vick throw four picks and lose two fumbles in week one, so Romo doesn't even have the most turnovers by a QB in a single game this season. So where is Vick's new nickname? "Dog-killer!!!" - Aunt Edna, Vacation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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