This one is so wrong, but I have to admit I laughed:
“The doctors say I’m responding well to treatments, but what I’m not responding well to is Shonn chivesing Greene looking like a Pro Bowler against my defense,” said Pagano, pausing to calm himself down and regain his strength. “A little chemo I can handle just fine, but Mark Sanchez posting a 109 QB rating? You want to talk about things that make me sick, well, there you go.”
“It was Mark chivesing Sanchez, for Christ sake,” Pagano added.