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Doctors Refuse To Clear Concussed Michael Vick (Lol)

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#1 v0dka



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Posted 16 November 2012 - 07:25 AM

As they continued to monitor the 12-year veteran for concussion symptoms, Eagles team doctors announced this morning that they would not clear quarterback Michael Vick to play this Sunday after hearing him claim his team “still has a great chance” to make the playoffs.



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Posted 16 November 2012 - 03:26 PM

Speaking of hilarious NFC East Onion articles:


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Posted 16 November 2012 - 03:45 PM

This one is so wrong, but I have to admit I laughed:


“The doctors say I’m responding well to treatments, but what I’m not responding well to is Shonn chivesing Greene looking like a Pro Bowler against my defense,” said Pagano, pausing to calm himself down and regain his strength. “A little chemo I can handle just fine, but Mark Sanchez posting a 109 QB rating? You want to talk about things that make me sick, well, there you go.”

“It was Mark chivesing Sanchez, for Christ sake,” Pagano added.

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Posted 18 November 2012 - 11:00 AM

They should try the M Vick school of medicine - just repeatedly slam him into a concrete floor until he can play better. :tup:

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