frenzal rhomb Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 as an alcoholic - though a minor one - never had a drink that I didn't like, got a taste of you, threw up all night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.K.Trey Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 In the end , the Love you take . is equal to the Love you make. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 Don't let the sound of your own wheels drive you crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
major-tom Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 When I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpse Out of the corner of my eye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 From the Halls of Montezuma to the shores of Tripoli... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC94 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 (edited) Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine, And we'll sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play, 'Till we're blown away! Edited September 11, 2013 by RC94 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slambo Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 You know the dealer, the dealer is a man With the love grass in his hand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slambo Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 I don't ever want to multiply cuz deep inside, I'm not qualified Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 Ill eat up all your crackers and your licorice. Hey fat girl, come here are you ticklish ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bier Meister Posted September 28, 2013 Share Posted September 28, 2013 i like big butts and i cannot lie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hughie's Tool Posted September 28, 2013 Share Posted September 28, 2013 (edited) Gonna do it like they do it on Discovery Channel Edited September 28, 2013 by Hughie's Tool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hughie's Tool Posted September 28, 2013 Share Posted September 28, 2013 There's one way out babe, and Lord I just can't go out that door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bad Example Posted September 29, 2013 Share Posted September 29, 2013 My friends are gone and my hair is gray And I ache in the places where I used to play Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bad Example Posted September 29, 2013 Share Posted September 29, 2013 I lay my head on the railroad track To wait for the double E But they don't run that train no more Poor poor pitiful me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bad Example Posted September 29, 2013 Share Posted September 29, 2013 I was born in the land of plenty now there ain't enough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bad Example Posted September 29, 2013 Share Posted September 29, 2013 Miss Patsy I looked in the mirror one morning Decided I needed some work So I got me a nose job, a shave, and a haircut To drive all them ladies berserk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bad Example Posted September 29, 2013 Share Posted September 29, 2013 Throw away all your pills It'll cure all your ills be ya pagan, a Christian, or Jew Take off your coat and grease your throat With a bucket o'the mountain dew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bad Example Posted September 29, 2013 Share Posted September 29, 2013 I can bench press a car, I'm an ex football star With degrees with both Harvard and Yale The ladies just can't keep up, I'm a real love machine I've had far better sex while in jail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bad Example Posted September 29, 2013 Share Posted September 29, 2013 Shined up my old brown shoes Put on a brand new shirt I'll get home early from work If you say that you love me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bad Example Posted September 29, 2013 Share Posted September 29, 2013 2 doors down there's a barstool That knows me by name Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bad Example Posted September 29, 2013 Share Posted September 29, 2013 I once had a life Or rather life had me I was one among many Or at least I seemed to be Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bad Example Posted September 29, 2013 Share Posted September 29, 2013 She's the queen of the Silver Dollar, and she rules this smokey kingdom And her sceptre is a wine glass and a bar-stool is her throne And the jesters flock around her, and fight to win her favours And see which one will take the queen of the Silver Dollar home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bad Example Posted September 29, 2013 Share Posted September 29, 2013 All the fags and the dykes, they're boogyin' together The leather freaks are dressed in all kinds of leather The greatest of the sadists, and the masochists too Screaming "please hit me, and I'll hit you" Â The FBI is dancing with the junkies; All the straights, swinging with the funkies Across the floor and up the wall We're freakin' at the freakers ball Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bad Example Posted September 29, 2013 Share Posted September 29, 2013 Well she held a bass guitar and she was playing in a band She stood just like Bill Wyman, now I am her biggest fan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bad Example Posted September 29, 2013 Share Posted September 29, 2013 Every time I comb my hair Thoughts of you get in my eyes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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