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I predict that during the post game celebration Ponder channels Gus Frerotte by head butting Vikes owner Zygi Wilf and sustains a career ending bout of post concussion syndrome. Zygi is also seriously injured and rushed to Allina Abbott Northwestern Hospital. While drifting in and out of consciousness, Zygi admits to bribing city council members to vote in favor of the new downtown stadium construction. The deal falls through like snow on the Metrodome roof.

 

Alas, if only Joe Webb had panned out.

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I predict that Ponder comes out on Sunday night and rallies the Vikings to a home upset win against the Packers by playing the game of his life...which will make them question who to start the following week and futher cause havoc in the future of the organization...

 

Lighten up guys ,, when it is his lie he should be able to tell it any way he feels fit :rofl:
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I predict that Ponder comes out on Sunday night and rallies the Vikings to a home upset win against the Packers by playing the game of his life...which will make them question who to start the following week and futher cause havoc in the future of the organization...

 

So, 210 yds and a TD with only one turnover?

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I predict after the umpteenth overthrow and seeing 11 man fronts, AP rips off his jersey, pads and sprints naked around the field screaming mad until he sees Freeman with that half stupid smile of his. Then he sprints over to Frazier and grabs his headset and proceeds to put them on his head while using the cord to tie up Freeman. He then proceeds to sit on Freeman's chest while hammering the QB's forehead with the head of his "Shvantz" like it was a ball peen hammer. All this while singing into the headset "Y'all gone make me loose my mind, up in here..........up in here".

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I predict after the umpteenth overthrow and seeing 11 man fronts, AP rips off his jersey, pads and sprints naked around the field screaming mad until he sees Freeman with that half stupid smile of his. Then he sprints over to Frazier and grabs his headset and proceeds to put them on his head while using the cord to tie up Freeman. He then proceeds to sit on Freeman's chest while hammering the QB's forehead with the head of his "Shvantz" like it was a ball peen hammer. All this while singing into the headset "Y'all gone make me loose my mind, up in here..........up in here".

 

 

Wow you've got quite a wild (and warped) imagination. Not that this is news to anybody though.

 

But I have to ask, Is it all natural, or is it part of better living through chemistry? ;)

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I predict after the umpteenth overthrow and seeing 11 man fronts, AP rips off his jersey, pads and sprints naked around the field screaming mad until he sees Freeman with that half stupid smile of his. Then he sprints over to Frazier and grabs his headset and proceeds to put them on his head while using the cord to tie up Freeman. He then proceeds to sit on Freeman's chest while hammering the QB's forehead with the head of his "Shvantz" like it was a ball peen hammer. All this while singing into the headset "Y'all gone make me loose my mind, up in here..........up in here".

 

LOL

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Wow you've got quite a wild (and warped) imagination. Not that this is news to anybody though.

 

But I have to ask, Is it all natural, or is it part of better living through chemistry? ;)

 

 

careful ,, some of us resemble that remark :hscratch:

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Wow you've got quite a wild (and warped) imagination. Not that this is news to anybody though.

 

But I have to ask, Is it all natural, or is it part of better living through chemistry? ;)

 

 

Just pure unadulterated imagination. I just imagine how crazy it must make AP to play behind the QB's he has played behind, then have to go home and know he have has 9 more weeks of the same thing and viola. I did drink a lot of milk as a child and watched a lot of loony tunes.

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I predict after the umpteenth overthrow and seeing 11 man fronts, AP rips off his jersey, pads and sprints naked around the field screaming mad until he sees Freeman with that half stupid smile of his. Then he sprints over to Frazier and grabs his headset and proceeds to put them on his head while using the cord to tie up Freeman. He then proceeds to sit on Freeman's chest while hammering the QB's forehead with the head of his "Shvantz" like it was a ball peen hammer. All this while singing into the headset "Y'all gone make me loose my mind, up in here..........up in here".

 

 

I'm taking the under on this one.

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careful ,, some of us resemble that remark :hscratch:

 

No problem, we all have those things that help us get through the day (some legal, others well it depends).

 

Just pure unadulterated imagination. I just imagine how crazy it must make AP to play behind the QB's he has played behind, then have to go home and know he have has 9 more weeks of the same thing and viola. I did drink a lot of milk as a child and watched a lot of loony tunes.

 

 

loony tunes, that explains it, stuff warped by brain big time,

 

rabbit season, duck season, rabbit season, BLAM!

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No problem, we all have those things that help us get through the day (some legal, others well it depends).

 

 

 

loony tunes, that explains it, stuff warped by brain big time,

 

rabbit season, duck season, rabbit season, BLAM!

 

 

Boy, I say Boy, get your head outta that long haired book.

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BREAKING NEWS!!!!

Minnesota Vikings football practice was delayed nearly two hours this morning after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach, Leslie Fraser immediately suspended practice while police and federal agents were called to investigate.

 

After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line.

 

Practice was resumed today after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

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BREAKING NEWS!!!!

Minnesota Vikings football practice was delayed nearly two hours this morning after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach, Leslie Fraser immediately suspended practice while police and federal agents were called to investigate.

 

After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line.

 

Practice was resumed today after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

 

 

:clap::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

 

Awesome. Nice Stuff!! :rofl:

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BREAKING NEWS!!!!

Minnesota Vikings football practice was delayed nearly two hours this morning after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach, Leslie Fraser immediately suspended practice while police and federal agents were called to investigate.

 

After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line.

 

Practice was resumed today after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

 

Wiinner, winner, chicken dinner!

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BREAKING NEWS!!!!

Minnesota Vikings football practice was delayed nearly two hours this morning after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach, Leslie Fraser immediately suspended practice while police and federal agents were called to investigate.

 

After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line.

 

Practice was resumed today after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

 

 

:lol: Ok I thought that was pretty funny....actually made me LOL...whatever that means.

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I predict that Ponder comes out on Sunday night and rallies the Vikings to a home upset win against the Packers by playing the game of his life...which will make them question who to start the following week and futher cause havoc in the future of the organization...

 

 

I predict that Ponder comes on Sunday night, after the game, when his wife http://img1.rnkr-sta...le-photo-u2.jpg busts out the new nighty.

 

Hope this doesn't get me banned.

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