electricrelish Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 Was the thief inspired by the Guardians of the Galaxy? http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/24750313/police-at-eagles-giants-game-are-searching-for-stolen-prosthetic-leg Eagles fans are a notorious bunch. When they're not booing Santa Claus, they're throwing eggs at opposing teams' busses. However, those two things are tame compared to what might have happened at Lincoln Financial Field on Sunday night. There was just a call on police radio for a woman at the Linc who stole a man's prosthetic leg. Only description is she's in Eagles gear. — Morgan Zalot (@morganzalot) October 13, 2014 Yup. We have a stolen prosthetic leg. Now why would someone steal a prosthetic leg? Your guess is as good as mine. Whatever the reason is though, our suspect should be easy to find thanks to the detailed description in the police call: The suspect is a she and she's in Eagles gear. No problem, right? There shouldn't be too many Eagles fans in Eagles gear at the Eagles stadium. On the other hand, that prosthetic leg might be gone for good. Basically, if you're reading this from Lincoln Financial Field and you see a female carrying a prosthetic leg that probably isn't hers, call 911. Stay vigilant Philadelphia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainHook Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 Perhaps they were going to give it to Victor Cruz? Too soon? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keggerz Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 Waaaaaaaaay too soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainHook Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 (edited) Meh, I've got Cruz in a dynasty league. Gotta laugh or cry . . . Edited October 13, 2014 by CaptainHook Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyBromo Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 Better go grab ODB! Although it might not matter if they keep playing this way... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MTSuper7 Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 She probably works for the Lions' front office. If the leg looks good in tryouts on Monday, they'll probably cut Prater. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coordi88 Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 A lot of people steal things because they enjoy the rush. Also those things can be anywhere from expensive to insanely expensive. I would image most are serialized though. Just giving what are essentially the only two reasons someone would steal a prosthesis since the author implied it was some massive mystery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 Police found it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeductiveNun Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 She probably works for the Lions' front office. If the leg looks good in tryouts on Monday, they'll probably cut Prater. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Croe Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 It would have been less shocking for an eagles fan to take the prosthetic leg of a giants fan who was in their stadium, but really? The girl took an eagle fan's leg? so much for brotherly love. Despicable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 Guess ticket prices really do cost an arm and a leg... or in this case, just a leg? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tripleshot Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 Meh, I've got Cruz in a dynasty league. Gotta laugh or cry . . . Perhaps too soon, but you did get a leg up on everyone else posting jokes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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