BA Baracus Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Yo Momma so fat, when her pager goes off, people think she's backing up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irish Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Lmao! Alright... Yo mama so dumb she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irish Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Yo Mama so fat she doesn’t skinny dip, she chunky dunks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irish Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Yo Mama so fat if she buys a fur coat a species will be extinct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irish Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Yo Mama so dumb if you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you’d get change. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irish Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Yo Mama so dumb she stared at an orange juice carton for 20 minutes, because it said ‘Concentrate’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BA Baracus Posted January 4, 2016 Author Share Posted January 4, 2016 Yo Momma so stank she makes onions cry 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wpob Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaft Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Yo mama so fat your daddy needs a license to ride her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heehawks Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 You momma so fat she rolled over a dollar and made four quarters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heehawks Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Yo momma so fat, she broke her leg and out poured gravy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brentastic Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 Yo mama so fat, when she steps on a scale it says, "to be continued". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brentastic Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 Yo mama so ugly, she has to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brentastic Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 Yo mama so ugly, she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BA Baracus Posted January 6, 2016 Author Share Posted January 6, 2016 Yo Momma so fat, when she travels abroad, the tides change. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BA Baracus Posted January 6, 2016 Author Share Posted January 6, 2016 Yo momma so fat, when you daddy wanna get him some lovin, he gotta roll her in flour to find the wet spot 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bud29 Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 Yo momma so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter from Trojan 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Sanchez Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 In honor of the new Star Wars movie.... Yo mama so hairy, she went to see Star Wars and everyone screamed, "Chewbacca!!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BA Baracus Posted January 10, 2016 Author Share Posted January 10, 2016 Yo momma so fat, when she wears a polo shirt, the horse is life size Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaft Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irish Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 Yo momma so fat, when she wears a polo shirt, the horse is life size LoL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heehawks Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 Yo mamas head is so big she has to step into her shirts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaft Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Yo mama so dumb, I told her it was chilly outside and she ran outside with a bowl. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BA Baracus Posted January 18, 2016 Author Share Posted January 18, 2016 Yo momma so fat, she gotta use Google Earth to find all her back zits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BA Baracus Posted February 1, 2016 Author Share Posted February 1, 2016 Yo Momma so fat, she has her own boarding zone at the airport. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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