Caveman_Nick Posted November 22, 2004 Share Posted November 22, 2004 This week's was worth the membership price alone DMD! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gak Attack Posted November 22, 2004 Share Posted November 22, 2004 It not just you ~ good stuff "All that stuff about matching up the defenses and offenses for some notion of how a game will end up involving either the Bears or Colts is just a pipe dream. Let me close my eyes and tell you what their next matchups will be without looking at the schedule... Okay... coming clear now... Manning will throw for tw..thr.. four touchdowns and the Colts will score around... fog is clearing.... ah yes - they will score somewhere between 31 and 97 points. The Bears will play another team and they will ... oh gosh... looks like score between 10 and 20 points and the runner will be either Anthony Jones or Thomas Thomas who will... what's that?... oh - provide the only real offense in the game. And... and... last vision coming through... okay. Looks like Craig Krenzel will throw around 150 yards with one score and two turnovers. Apparently whether he is facing the New England Patriots or the Cougars of Bennington Middle School. Why do either of these teams bother traveling? They should just both play the game in their respective stadiums without an actual opponent on the field and it wouldn't likely change the outcome. Just do it by phone or something." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bengal Mania Posted November 22, 2004 Share Posted November 22, 2004 Absolutely agree! Tunnel vision is the best part of the week. DMD - Now that we've said that, DMD is gonna feel the pressure to stay funny. Oops! Maybe we shoulda kept this thought private "Hey, you're a clown fish, right? Say something funny" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michaeljordan ca Posted November 22, 2004 Share Posted November 22, 2004 I have enjoyed this piece for a long time. Makes mondays bearable even if I do have to go back to work.....Well done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itsnottatooma Posted November 22, 2004 Share Posted November 22, 2004 Yeah, cudos to DMD!!! It's always a great read but this weeks was extra good. Yesterday's games must've given him added inspiration for some reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMD Posted November 22, 2004 Share Posted November 22, 2004 I sort of have a small problem with becoming more sarcastic the later at night it gets. It works out okay now but it was not as well received back when I was writing term papers in high school and college. My fellow classmates enjoyed reading my papers more than the teachers did. And glad you liked it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted November 22, 2004 Share Posted November 22, 2004 FWIW, Tunnel Vision has ALWAYS been very hughmorous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted November 22, 2004 Share Posted November 22, 2004 Great stuff. Keep doin' what you're doin'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skylive5 Posted November 22, 2004 Share Posted November 22, 2004 FWIW, Tunnel Vision has ALWAYS been very hughmorous. 570252[/snapback] I've always thought so. Every Monday morn I get up... check the email, check my leagues, log into the Huddle and click on Tunnel Vision... go grab a cup of coffee and sit down to a real great read. Have to admit, sometimes the spilling of very hot coffee while reading some of that stuff is a little bothersome... but the blisters eventually go away and the read is well worth it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sundaynfl Posted November 22, 2004 Share Posted November 22, 2004 Always enjoy your insights DMD... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deacon Posted November 22, 2004 Share Posted November 22, 2004 As a retired teacher, let me add, had the papers I had to read been as interesting as DMD's "Tunnel Vision" perhaps I would not have retired. I also look forward to Monday morning -- first thing I do. but scratch that -- i'd still retire so I can spend all this time on ff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonehand Posted November 22, 2004 Share Posted November 22, 2004 Yeah, It's funny, but I'm tired of the shoddy research. FYI, DMD, Its the Zarzox "Z36" Mothership. Please make a note of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caveman_Nick Posted November 22, 2004 Author Share Posted November 22, 2004 FWIW, Tunnel Vision has ALWAYS been very hughmorous. 570252[/snapback] [fargo voice] Oh, yaah! Very funny, dontcha know! [/fargo voice] This week just happened to strike me as extra funny. The bit quoted above is brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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